Post 779722 by elle@elle.systems
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(DIR) Post #779515 by elle@elle.systems
2018-10-26T14:49:49Z
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someone should jizz in coke, u know, to make a joke.
(DIR) Post #779528 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-10-26T14:50:32Z
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@elle i was about to say "it would be called a joke" and then realised the erorr of my ways
(DIR) Post #779722 by elle@elle.systems
2018-10-26T15:04:34Z
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@lynnesbian success!
(DIR) Post #779733 by nuttgodd@radical.town
2018-10-26T15:05:35Z
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@elle god that'd be fuckin vile, would it like float to the top from the bubbles and just sit on the surface
(DIR) Post #779749 by elle@elle.systems
2018-10-26T15:06:51Z
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@nuttgodd well lord, only one way to find out...
(DIR) Post #779751 by eject@enby.club
2018-10-26T15:06:53Z
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@elle *squints* wouldn't that be a jeans coke?Wait is jizz made from jeans?
(DIR) Post #779773 by elle@elle.systems
2018-10-26T15:08:26Z
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@eject 🎶 jizz jeans 🎶 jizz jeans 🎶
(DIR) Post #779802 by nuttgodd@radical.town
2018-10-26T15:11:05Z
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@elle I know I'm supposed to be the nutt Godd but I hardcore don't wanna just become "the guy who cums into things"
(DIR) Post #779838 by mivtachyahu@knzk.me
2018-10-26T15:13:04Z
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@elle @nuttgodd one of my friends at college literally had a fetish for this, she would get guys to finish in a cup, add coke and drink it.
(DIR) Post #779845 by elle@elle.systems
2018-10-26T15:13:11Z
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@nuttgodd dang u would become the jack black of internet content.
(DIR) Post #779863 by elle@elle.systems
2018-10-26T15:15:39Z
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@mivtachyahu @nuttgodd n000ppoooooOOOOOOO whaattttt
(DIR) Post #779883 by AssDemon@occult.camp
2018-10-26T15:17:20Z
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@elle jizz and pepsi: jiet pizzis
(DIR) Post #779888 by elle@elle.systems
2018-10-26T15:18:12Z
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@AssDemon god that;s good f/// lmao
(DIR) Post #780055 by zoey@freedom.horse
2018-10-26T15:28:40Z
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@mivtachyahu @elle @nuttgodd i mean all kinks are valid soprops for effort and coordination, holy moly
(DIR) Post #781888 by mivtachyahu@knzk.me
2018-10-26T17:14:45Z
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@elle @nuttgodd best part was when a few years after college, I run into her at a party, half way through the night her boyfriend comes back from the bathroom with an open can of coke and she gives me a knowing wink before drinking it.
(DIR) Post #781916 by elle@elle.systems
2018-10-26T17:15:58Z
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@mivtachyahu @nuttgodd fgdhishgkfjlsdghdfjklghkdfjghjdfkl goddddd
(DIR) Post #784436 by Teddybearknight@mastodon.social
2018-10-26T19:26:18Z
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@elle coca cuma is only a joke to those not drinking it
(DIR) Post #784460 by elle@elle.systems
2018-10-26T19:27:21Z
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@Teddybearknight ahahaha frick