Post 747563 by cambrian_era@radical.town
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 (DIR) Post #747563 by cambrian_era@radical.town
       2018-10-24T23:26:03Z
       
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       How do fake eyelashes even work? I think they're a scam by beauty bloggers and companies to exploit the uncoordinated among us.
       
 (DIR) Post #747620 by azmarobi@radical.town
       2018-10-24T23:28:12Z
       
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       @cambrian_era Fake eyelashes but glued to their butthole so it can really "wink" at people
       
 (DIR) Post #748916 by SuzanEraslan@anticapitalist.party
       2018-10-25T00:14:10Z
       
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       @cambrian_era The secret I've been told but have not been able to make work is that you put the glue on and then blot it off with your finger, and wait until it's a little dry so it's tacky like a post-it note. This *still* doesn't work for me.