Post 66553 by caltissue@pdx.social
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(DIR) Post #63218 by thatcosmonaut@knzk.me
2018-09-17T18:58:50Z
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if you ever feel bad about your job performance, just think about the intern at my old job who deleted an entire production database on his first day
(DIR) Post #63277 by ultrasad_egirl@mastodon.social
2018-09-17T19:02:36Z
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@thatcosmonautI'm getting anxiety from this toot lol
(DIR) Post #63281 by thatcosmonaut@knzk.me
2018-09-17T19:03:02Z
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@ultrasad_egirl just think of it as anti capitalist sabotage
(DIR) Post #63294 by ultrasad_egirl@mastodon.social
2018-09-17T19:03:24Z
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@thatcosmonautI'm afraid of consequences and getting yelled at
(DIR) Post #63303 by thatcosmonaut@knzk.me
2018-09-17T19:04:23Z
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@ultrasad_egirl actually our head of software was, incredibly, not a dumb ass and correctly assessed that this shouldnt even have been possible and was a failure of engineering policies instead of punishing the intern
(DIR) Post #63317 by ultrasad_egirl@mastodon.social
2018-09-17T19:05:21Z
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@thatcosmonautOh OK nvm this is cool now
(DIR) Post #63321 by lyliawisteria@enby.club
2018-09-17T19:05:39Z
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@thatcosmonaut sounds like good praxis to me comrade 👍😸
(DIR) Post #63333 by Flicker53@tabletop.social
2018-09-17T19:06:06Z
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@thatcosmonaut never quite reached that level of incompetence: but I got close enough for it to be embarrassing...
(DIR) Post #63371 by redoak@social.coop
2018-09-17T19:08:12Z
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@thatcosmonaut once i started a new job on the same day that a different person dropped essentially the "customers" table in production. took me a week to get properly oriented because everyone was losing their shit trying to re-create essential data from logs and whatnot
(DIR) Post #63412 by thatcosmonaut@knzk.me
2018-09-17T19:10:38Z
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@redoak love too employ the immortal science of software engineering and not perform regular backups of crucial data
(DIR) Post #63463 by AudreyJune@radical.town
2018-09-17T19:14:01Z
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@thatcosmonaut Riiight?I mean, I once spilled a tray of red wine all over a 13 year old girl who had to go back to her hotel to change, and the entire bill was comped...but that was the end of it. (But somehow not the end of me, I still work there).
(DIR) Post #64163 by garpu@mastodon.social
2018-09-17T20:10:35Z
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@thatcosmonaut sweet Jesus. I'd be shitting myself.
(DIR) Post #66553 by caltissue@pdx.social
2018-09-17T22:56:55Z
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@thatcosmonaut im thinking more about the senior engineers who allowed this to happen
(DIR) Post #66653 by thatcosmonaut@knzk.me
2018-09-17T23:04:23Z
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@caltissue lol yes they got an ass chewing for that one