Post 663045 by laurie@knzk.me
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(DIR) Post #662791 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:01:55Z
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garfield is a big fat cat who hates mondays, but loves lasagna
(DIR) Post #662798 by picklemaddierix@deadinsi.de
2018-10-20T22:02:17Z
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@laurie good post laurie
(DIR) Post #662806 by Tasnyx@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:02:31Z
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@laurie people have been saying this about him!
(DIR) Post #662810 by lyliawisteria@enby.club
2018-10-20T22:02:47Z
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@laurie garfield has Jon's pipe
(DIR) Post #662812 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-10-20T22:02:58Z
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@laurie thank u queen
(DIR) Post #662815 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:03:08Z
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@picklemaddierix thanks maddie
(DIR) Post #662821 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:03:25Z
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@Tasnyx its most likely true!
(DIR) Post #662831 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:03:46Z
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@garfiald hello you lazy cat
(DIR) Post #662835 by DylTheFunkyHomosexual@queer.party
2018-10-20T22:03:56Z
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@laurie i call bullshit! how can you hate mondays and love lasagna? the two are inseparable!!!
(DIR) Post #662836 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-10-20T22:04:03Z
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@laurie what s up!!
(DIR) Post #662841 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:04:22Z
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@DylTheFunkyHomosexual dont have lasagna on a monday
(DIR) Post #662856 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:05:03Z
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@garfiald not much making plans and gonna watch sorry to bother you in a minute how are u
(DIR) Post #662861 by DylTheFunkyHomosexual@queer.party
2018-10-20T22:05:30Z
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@laurie IMPOSSIBLE
(DIR) Post #662874 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:06:36Z
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@DylTheFunkyHomosexual i literally had lasagna yesterday (A FRIDAY)
(DIR) Post #662904 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-10-20T22:08:18Z
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@laurie omg I need to watch that!!! Always feel like a dumbass not having seen it. I am good my parents didn't have cheese But they did have cured meats so I am fully replenished. Finally finished the bell jar today as well which honestly was a relief
(DIR) Post #662941 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:11:12Z
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@garfiald im glad u saved urself not having to pretend to like cheese
(DIR) Post #662952 by DylTheFunkyHomosexual@queer.party
2018-10-20T22:11:35Z
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@laurie YOU FOOL! THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FRIDAY! THERE IS ONLY MONDAY, THE ONEDAY!
(DIR) Post #662969 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-10-20T22:12:50Z
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@laurie cheese is good, it is a prominent feature of my favourite food, lasagna
(DIR) Post #662982 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:13:03Z
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@DylTheFunkyHomosexual idiot explain calendars
(DIR) Post #662999 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:14:34Z
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@garfiald cheese, melted, with other things: GOODcheese, yucky, on its own, stink: YUCK! NOT FOR LAURIE
(DIR) Post #663008 by bryn@onster.farm
2018-10-20T22:15:25Z
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@laurie @garfiald wtf laurie i thought you were good
(DIR) Post #663016 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-10-20T22:15:50Z
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@laurie there is a whole rainbow of cheeses out there for u to discover...
(DIR) Post #663026 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:16:23Z
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@bryn @garfiald cheese sucks
(DIR) Post #663033 by bryn@onster.farm
2018-10-20T22:16:50Z
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@laurie @garfiald i suppose i can tolerate this one transgression against decency
(DIR) Post #663040 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:17:17Z
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@garfiald skittles: rainbow, tastycheese: not a rainbow, only really white, yellow or blue. all gross, except for a very small selection
(DIR) Post #663044 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-10-20T22:17:25Z
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@laurie @bryn Laurie I think living by the sea has made your brain too salty, hence this bad take
(DIR) Post #663045 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:18:05Z
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@garfiald @bryn I DON'T EVEN DRINK THE SEA WATER THAT MUCH
(DIR) Post #663233 by DylTheFunkyHomosexual@queer.party
2018-10-20T22:31:13Z
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@laurie Calendars are a MYTH designed to assure us that the Moon and the Sun are in an eternal struggle to gain dominance to control our planet! 🌚 🌝
(DIR) Post #663240 by DylTheFunkyHomosexual@queer.party
2018-10-20T22:31:36Z
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@laurie Calendars are a MYTH designed to assure us that the Moon and the Sun are in an eternal struggle to gain dominance to control our planet! 🌚 🌞
(DIR) Post #663251 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-10-20T22:32:53Z
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@DylTheFunkyHomosexual no but like its saturday today it literally says so on my computer, which is REALLY smart and clever
(DIR) Post #663463 by DylTheFunkyHomosexual@queer.party
2018-10-20T22:50:33Z
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@laurie Because they were programmed to play along with the conspiracy!!!!!!!!!
(DIR) Post #1090689 by level2wizard@mastodon.technology
2018-11-10T03:03:51Z
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@laurie Rare garfield blooper is he eats a whole plate of Mondays, and Jon says "That was my dinner. GARFIEEEEEEEEELD"This was quickly pulled from syndication and isn't available in any garfield database