Post 502059 by cute_weeds@glitch.social
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 (DIR) Post #502059 by cute_weeds@glitch.social
       2018-10-12T14:10:16Z
       
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       Cop 1: I do.Ordained Cop: And do you take this cop to be your lawfully wedded partner, to search and to seize, to stop and to question, as long you both shall exercise your sole discretion?Cop 2: … I do!Ordained Cop: Then by the power vested in me by the amoral state, I hereby detain you both indefinitely … you crazy lovebirds!(Cop 2 lifts their aviator sunglasses. Teargas canisters are fired into the crowd.)
       
 (DIR) Post #502060 by amphetamine@social.wxcafe.net
       2018-10-12T15:00:14Z
       
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       @cute_weeds D:
       
 (DIR) Post #502139 by cute_weeds@glitch.social
       2018-10-12T15:03:16Z
       
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       @amphetamine Tim Burton's The Cops Bride.
       
 (DIR) Post #502472 by amphetamine@social.wxcafe.net
       2018-10-12T15:18:00Z
       
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       @cute_weeds the only thing that could rehabilitate nathan fillion's career in my eyes
       
 (DIR) Post #502967 by cute_weeds@glitch.social
       2018-10-12T15:48:43Z
       
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       @amphetamine Arrest In Peace, Nathan.