Post 480449 by OfficialABBA@octodon.social
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(DIR) Post #478520 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-10-11T06:27:13Z
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So here's the plan: Just before the bank opens, I climb into a bag marked "money" and you just stick me right outside the door. When first shift comes in to open everything, they'll see the bag and think "Hey we left this money outside", and before you know it I'm in the vault
(DIR) Post #478530 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2018-10-11T06:27:51Z
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@leonthotsky katie you are a national treasure
(DIR) Post #478538 by kew@knzk.me
2018-10-11T06:28:57Z
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@leonthotsky this is fucking genius
(DIR) Post #478540 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-10-11T06:29:08Z
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@realtoddhoward aww love you todd!!! ❤️❤️❤️
(DIR) Post #478542 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-10-11T06:29:25Z
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@kew it's foolproof. it can't fail
(DIR) Post #478546 by QueerGirlAudrey@vulpine.club
2018-10-11T06:30:15Z
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@leonthotsky you stole this joke from that stickfigure bank heist game smh
(DIR) Post #478573 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-10-11T06:33:50Z
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@QueerGirlAudrey oh my god i'd never played that before but it's right there. i've stolen from the stickman
(DIR) Post #478580 by EnlightenedFeralBoy@mastodon.cloud
2018-10-11T06:34:31Z
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@leonthotsky can't see any flaws. It's the perfect crime.
(DIR) Post #478582 by QueerGirlAudrey@vulpine.club
2018-10-11T06:34:38Z
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@leonthotsky https://www.crazygames.com/game/breaking-the-bank is this one
(DIR) Post #478596 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-10-11T06:35:31Z
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@QueerGirlAudrey yeah i just googled it and found it. that's hilarious. i'm gonna start stealing all my material from flash games
(DIR) Post #478605 by QueerGirlAudrey@vulpine.club
2018-10-11T06:35:58Z
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@leonthotsky nice! that series has a lot of good content.
(DIR) Post #478812 by Alisca@mastodon.social
2018-10-11T07:15:08Z
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@leonthotskyIt's NOT foolproofWhat if they stick you into an ATM? @kew
(DIR) Post #480449 by OfficialABBA@octodon.social
2018-10-11T10:26:47Z
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@leonthotsky how do you get out of the vault
(DIR) Post #489678 by binchicken@mastodon.social
2018-10-11T20:48:46Z
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@OfficialABBA @leonthotsky you wait until you get withrdawn, then you sneak out in a hedge-fund manager's overstuffed wallet.