Post 372447 by skrrt_vonnegut@bofa.lol
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(DIR) Post #372360 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T01:23:12Z
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So do you guys think Allen Ventano is alive or no
(DIR) Post #372367 by eweish1@knzk.me
2018-10-05T01:23:31Z
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@stunt_bird thnk he's seen some shit
(DIR) Post #372371 by jeffcutsinger@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T01:23:43Z
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@stunt_bird who the hell is Allen Ventano
(DIR) Post #372380 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T01:24:16Z
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@jeffcutsinger huge primus fan
(DIR) Post #372386 by bax_books@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T01:24:38Z
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@stunt_bird our guy is like the DB Cooper of Real Estate- he's out there.....somewhere
(DIR) Post #372389 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T01:24:54Z
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@eweish1 we left him in Florida so yeah no doubt
(DIR) Post #372396 by ItsJenNotGabby@twinja.club
2018-10-05T01:25:01Z
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@stunt_bird he died in a fire. Rip in peace
(DIR) Post #372404 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T01:25:29Z
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@bax_books he’ll probably resurface if I break my leg or something and get bored enough for a Resurrection
(DIR) Post #372410 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T01:25:53Z
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@ItsJenNotGabby whoa like a house fire or he fell into a campfire
(DIR) Post #372419 by burgin@knzk.me
2018-10-05T01:26:25Z
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@stunt_bird VENTANO LIVES!
(DIR) Post #372425 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T01:26:51Z
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@stunt_bird it mostly sucks knowing you’ve already done the funniest thing you’re ever gonna do but at least I can still Force People To Discuss It
(DIR) Post #372427 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T01:27:02Z
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@burgin RIGHT ANSWER
(DIR) Post #372435 by Crpls@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T01:27:51Z
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@stunt_bird discuss what
(DIR) Post #372439 by healyn@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T01:27:57Z
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@stunt_bird absolutely, and he's tearing my family apart
(DIR) Post #372447 by skrrt_vonnegut@bofa.lol
2018-10-05T01:28:40Z
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@stunt_bird Allen is hiking on the border of Iran and has probably been captured by the iranian government but Its Totally Ok because he will sell the ayatollahs a timeshare in boca raton and they'll let him go, save for a few toenails.
(DIR) Post #372536 by fresh_newlook@knzk.me
2018-10-05T01:34:12Z
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@stunt_bird
(DIR) Post #372545 by flickmontana@octodon.social
2018-10-05T01:35:38Z
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@stunt_bird he's alive doing shows in Vegas as Tony Clifton
(DIR) Post #372601 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T01:40:40Z
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@Crpls this realtor I know, Allen Ventano
(DIR) Post #372644 by ItsJenNotGabby@twinja.club
2018-10-05T01:45:35Z
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@stunt_bird he was saving some kittens from a structure fire, and the building collapsed on him
(DIR) Post #372663 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T01:47:02Z
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@ItsJenNotGabby hmm seems out of character unless by kittens you mean “strippers who worked at a place called The Kitten’s Corner” or something like that
(DIR) Post #372690 by canalien@knzk.me
2018-10-05T01:49:51Z
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@stunt_bird no death certificate found, he lives
(DIR) Post #372786 by ItsJenNotGabby@twinja.club
2018-10-05T01:59:04Z
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@stunt_bird nah. They were actual kittens. He used them as bait to get strippers to talk to him all the time.
(DIR) Post #372936 by Treyfana@bofa.lol
2018-10-05T02:12:03Z
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@stunt_bird He's too strong to be disappeared on a whim.
(DIR) Post #372939 by scarlettestone@knzk.me
2018-10-05T02:12:23Z
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@stunt_bird you mean like the pet detective dude
(DIR) Post #374136 by bainard@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T04:02:52Z
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@stunt_bird if not i need to make sure his wife is doing okay
(DIR) Post #381320 by Crpls@mastodon.social
2018-10-05T16:38:03Z
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@stunt_bird He deserved death.