Post 3567626 by Bronco@guillotines.masto.host
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 (DIR) Post #3567594 by ElfLord@freedom.horse
       2019-01-31T00:18:35Z
       
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       It’s illegal to eat a 5 foot long sub sandwich on the bus and I will not stand for it.
       
 (DIR) Post #3567626 by Bronco@guillotines.masto.host
       2019-01-31T00:20:10Z
       
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       @ElfLordYeah you gotta sit down to eat a sandwich that big
       
 (DIR) Post #3567974 by ItsTheManOnTheMoon@octodon.social
       2019-01-31T00:32:58Z
       
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       @ElfLord it’s only illegal if you don’t finish it before your stop
       
 (DIR) Post #3568290 by jasonscheirer@toot.jasonscheirer.com
       2019-01-31T00:44:10Z
       
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       @ElfLord You don’t have to pay a full fare for your sub, you can buy it a children’s ticket. They don’t tell you this.
       
 (DIR) Post #3569418 by ElfLord@freedom.horse
       2019-01-31T01:36:03Z
       
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       @ItsTheManOnTheMoon Wow, you need to be my lawyer from now on.
       
 (DIR) Post #3569450 by ElfLord@freedom.horse
       2019-01-31T01:37:17Z
       
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       @jasonscheirer A children's ticket for the sub sandwich? Brilliant!