Post 352136 by aguyuno2@guillotines.masto.host
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 (DIR) Post #352110 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
       2018-10-03T22:00:11Z
       
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       David Copperfield's the worst magician I've ever seen. He cut me in half during a show in Las Vegas once and when it was time to put me back together he stuck my ass on the wrong way
       
 (DIR) Post #352121 by brogepi@knzk.me
       2018-10-03T22:01:14Z
       
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       @leonthotsky Ol’ Front Ass
       
 (DIR) Post #352130 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
       2018-10-03T22:01:36Z
       
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       @brogepi that's what they call me...
       
 (DIR) Post #352136 by aguyuno2@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-10-03T22:01:49Z
       
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       @leonthotsky Classic David!
       
 (DIR) Post #352159 by nuklearfiziks@bofa.lol
       2018-10-03T22:02:56Z
       
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       @leonthotsky It's a ruse he uses to get people back to his shows. There's always a row of "back-to-fronts" (as he likes to call them), waiting in the front row in hopes that he'll need a volunteer and will get it wrong again.
       
 (DIR) Post #352171 by brogepi@knzk.me
       2018-10-03T22:03:38Z
       
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       @leonthotsky we love you even if your ass is all fucked up
       
 (DIR) Post #352215 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
       2018-10-03T22:06:08Z
       
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       @nuklearfiziks Not me though. I'm never stepping foot at another one of that devil man's magic shows. I've emailed Criss Angel, however, and he seems pretty sympathetic to my cause
       
 (DIR) Post #352952 by Shrigglepuss@octodon.social
       2018-10-03T22:56:00Z
       
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       @leonthotsky But daymn, that ass tho ~ So /interesting/
       
 (DIR) Post #352953 by Phreaker@mastodon.technology
       2018-10-03T22:56:08Z
       
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       @leonthotsky lulz
       
 (DIR) Post #353412 by diss@mastodon.social
       2018-10-03T23:40:09Z
       
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       @leonthotsky u should get David Blaine to help with that. the youtube parody version, that is
       
 (DIR) Post #355226 by anna@witches.live
       2018-10-04T03:10:01Z
       
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       @leonthotsky what an Ass Hole
       
 (DIR) Post #356211 by bax_books@mastodon.social
       2018-10-04T04:41:14Z
       
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       @leonthotsky THIS IS A GOOD TOOT
       
 (DIR) Post #356222 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
       2018-10-04T04:41:56Z
       
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       @bax_books :blobblush: