Post 3240930 by byttyrs@queer.garden
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(DIR) Post #3240925 by Seadee@knzk.me
2018-11-16T05:08:10Z
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Had a dream Sarah Silverman was going to pity fuck me but trump signed an executive order that she couldn't
(DIR) Post #3240926 by byttyrs@queer.garden
2018-11-16T05:25:43Z
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@Seadee how do you know it was a pity fuck and not just her bullying you as a come-on
(DIR) Post #3240927 by Seadee@knzk.me
2018-11-16T05:30:56Z
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@byttyrs pretty sure there was an "aww..." Involved
(DIR) Post #3240928 by byttyrs@queer.garden
2018-11-16T05:32:27Z
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@Seadee I have lots of first-hand experience with the utility "aww" has for bullying handsome men
(DIR) Post #3240929 by Seadee@knzk.me
2018-11-16T05:34:15Z
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@byttyrs i have to assume if someone as boss as s.man wants to fuck me It's either in pity or a severe case of brain damage
(DIR) Post #3240930 by byttyrs@queer.garden
2018-11-16T05:36:03Z
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@Seadee you need higher standards in celebrities you can only imagine fucking you out of pity
(DIR) Post #3240931 by Redseebee@mastodon.cloud
2019-01-22T04:58:49Z
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@byttyrs @Seadee pretty wild that you tooted this while fantasy about v sauce greg
(DIR) Post #3240932 by byttyrs@queer.garden
2019-01-22T05:01:57Z
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@Redseebee listen. I think Vsauce Mike is probably a married man or some shit, and I am NOT a homewrecker. but IF I were to fantasize about fucking Vsauce Mike, who as far as any living human knows is a perfectly ordinary human being, I would have the gumption to imagine him being sincerely attracted to me
(DIR) Post #3240933 by nobody@pl.smuglo.li
2019-01-22T05:02:59.800057Z
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@byttyrs @Redseebee >fanacising about fucking vsauce.what the fuck dude.