Post 3074981 by hierarchon@cybre.space
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(DIR) Post #3074980 by irisjaycomics@mastodon.social
2019-01-17T18:48:32Z
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Was all geared up for a security nightmare at the airport, but they were rushing people through pretty briskly and were only using the regular metal detectors instead of the x-ray machines. It actually was the easiest security checkpoint experience I’ve had in a while, tbh
(DIR) Post #3074981 by hierarchon@cybre.space
2019-01-17T18:52:34Z
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@irisjaycomics yeah i always love it when they’re opening the detectors because it’s just admitting that the millimeter-wave stuff is theater
(DIR) Post #3074985 by UDNTNOME@yiff.life
2019-01-17T18:53:37Z
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@hierarchon@irisjaycomicsI like it cause it means I don't have to explain my genitals to security
(DIR) Post #3075006 by irisjaycomics@mastodon.social
2019-01-17T18:54:26Z
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@hierarchon NO YEAH. any opportunity to get to my gate without getting my junk groped because the rent-a-cops think there’s a bomb in my dick is A-OK by me tbh
(DIR) Post #3075014 by hierarchon@cybre.space
2019-01-17T18:54:54Z
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@irisjaycomics “look, I *said* my dick was bomb, but—“
(DIR) Post #3075029 by irisjaycomics@mastodon.social
2019-01-17T18:55:27Z
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@hierarchon Never Shout “Bomb Dick” In A Crowded Airport
(DIR) Post #3075040 by hierarchon@cybre.space
2019-01-17T18:55:59Z
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@irisjaycomics shouting “this new album is fire” in a crowded theater
(DIR) Post #3075143 by irisjaycomics@mastodon.social
2019-01-17T18:59:29Z
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@hierarchon or worse, shouting “Arcade Fire” in a crowded arcade