Post 2834716 by Glectonzo@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #2834350 by lis@niu.moe
2019-01-10T14:15:23Z
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Come to Berlin, we have:• A functional but somewhat authoritarian federal government• A dysfunctional state government• A railway system that used to be good until D(ouche)B AG saved it to death• Another railway system that used to be good until it ran out of money and trains• A tram network that used to be good until West Berlin destroyed it• Beer that used to be good until Kindl-Schultheiss bought it• Housing that used to be affordable until gentrification happened• Currywurst
(DIR) Post #2834399 by lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
2019-01-10T14:17:09.513906Z
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@lis > Berlin> currywurst:blobamused: :blobamused: :blobamused:
(DIR) Post #2834636 by lis@niu.moe
2019-01-10T14:23:34Z
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• Döner• Two airports over capacity• One dysfunctional airport• One airport that became a park• Suicidal cyclists• Dead cyclists• Sane cyclists that die anyway• Spandau• Incomplete buildings• More incomplete buildings• An incomplete metro line that connects some of the former• More bridges than Venice• Gays
(DIR) Post #2834716 by Glectonzo@mastodon.social
2019-01-10T14:26:27Z
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@lisNorway's railway network, Germanys unfinished plan
(DIR) Post #2834727 by Glectonzo@mastodon.social
2019-01-10T14:27:02Z
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@lisNorway's railway network, Germanys unfinished job
(DIR) Post #2834752 by slightlyflightyone@vulpine.club
2019-01-10T14:27:50Z
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@lis Ooooooh! Currywurst, gays, and any amount of transit infrastructure? This sounds better than literally every city in the States. 😍
(DIR) Post #2835551 by mitsu@niu.moe
2019-01-10T14:58:58Z
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@lucy @lis Here, many places in summer prepare currywurst
(DIR) Post #2835654 by lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
2019-01-10T15:02:56.564108Z
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@mitsu @lis honestly I believe there's better currywurst on mallorca than in most parts of germany
(DIR) Post #2835698 by lis@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:04:58Z
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@mitsu @lucy So that's why people call that place the 17th Bundesland
(DIR) Post #2835744 by lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
2019-01-10T15:06:46.059988Z
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@lis @mitsu isn't Bundesland "federal state" in english, or do I mistranslate?
(DIR) Post #2835784 by lis@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:08:11Z
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@lucy @mitsu Yeah probably
(DIR) Post #2835791 by igeljaeger@the.hedgehoghunter.club
2019-01-10T15:08:33.224483Z
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@mitsu @lis @lucy gotta cater to the people who run your place
(DIR) Post #2835848 by mitsu@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:11:04Z
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@lis @lucy Now I'm German
(DIR) Post #2835852 by lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
2019-01-10T15:11:24.959242Z
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@lis auf eine "entweder oder"-Frage mit " ja vielleicht" antworten heißt jetzt was?
(DIR) Post #2835866 by lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
2019-01-10T15:11:50.214794Z
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@mitsu @lis now learn Strudel
(DIR) Post #2835894 by mitsu@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:12:27Z
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@lucy @lis I'll do it, guten tag
(DIR) Post #2835919 by lis@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:13:16Z
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@lucy Misschien wel
(DIR) Post #2836013 by lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
2019-01-10T15:18:12.286441Z
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@lis ?
(DIR) Post #2836021 by lis@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:18:43Z
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@lucy Hoezo, ge spreekt geen friet?
(DIR) Post #2836046 by lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
2019-01-10T15:19:43.256370Z
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@mitsu @lis we don't use "guten Tag", instead we say " Was glotzt du so blöd?". Always use this!
(DIR) Post #2836059 by lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
2019-01-10T15:20:09.749755Z
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@lis Pommes mag ich auch
(DIR) Post #2836087 by mitsu@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:20:55Z
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@lucy @lis Was glotzt du so blöd Lucy
(DIR) Post #2836155 by RafiX@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:22:54Z
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@mitsu @lucy @lis ich möchte sterben
(DIR) Post #2836182 by mitsu@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:23:51Z
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@RafiX @lucy @lis Since when do you know strudel?
(DIR) Post #2836189 by RafiX@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:24:14Z
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@mitsu @lucy @lis I used translator, I'm shit at german :')
(DIR) Post #2836203 by mitsu@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:24:50Z
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@RafiX @lucy @lis I don't speak german
(DIR) Post #2836212 by lis@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:25:10Z
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@RafiX @mitsu @lucy WIR WERDEN ALLE STERBEN, HALTET EUCH BEREITDIE ZEICHEN SIND EINDEUTIG, BALD IST ES SOWEITDA GIBT ES KEIN ENTRINNEN, DA KOMMT NICHTS MEHR INS LOTWIR WERDEN ALLE STERBEN, BALD SIND ALLE TOT
(DIR) Post #2836225 by lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
2019-01-10T15:25:48.959444Z
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@lis @mitsu @RafiX knorkator:blobamused:
(DIR) Post #2836230 by mitsu@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:25:55Z
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@lis @RafiX @lucy atemlos durch die nacht
(DIR) Post #2836233 by RafiX@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:26:03Z
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@lis @mitsu @lucy wtf
(DIR) Post #2836244 by lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
2019-01-10T15:26:26.322981Z
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@mitsu @RafiX @lis NO. SHUT UP.
(DIR) Post #2836256 by lis@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:26:47Z
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@mitsu @RafiX @lucy DA-DAS IST MEIN TEIL
(DIR) Post #2836288 by lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
2019-01-10T15:28:16.559092Z
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@lis @RafiX @mitsu wir sind für die Musik geboren,wir sind die Diener eurer Ohren,immer wenn ihr traurig seid,spielen wir für euch...
(DIR) Post #2836302 by mitsu@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:28:32Z
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@lucy @lis @RafiX Helene Fischer + Luis Fonsi singing despacito, the other day that appeared on youtube
(DIR) Post #2836315 by lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
2019-01-10T15:29:04.867248Z
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@mitsu @RafiX @lis OH HELL NO KILL YOUTUBE
(DIR) Post #2836341 by lis@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:30:12Z
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@lucy @mitsu @RafiX ESPECIALLY YOUTUBE DEUTSCHLAND
(DIR) Post #2836343 by mitsu@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:30:15Z
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@lucy @lis @RafiX Confess at once that you like
(DIR) Post #2836357 by mitsu@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:30:46Z
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@lucy @lis @RafiX like it *
(DIR) Post #2836371 by lucy@netzsphaere.xyz
2019-01-10T15:31:27.153889Z
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@mitsu @RafiX @lis :mitsu: :mitsu: :mitsu: :mitsu: :mitsu: :mitsu:
(DIR) Post #2836844 by fence@miniwa.moe
2019-01-10T15:55:16.538734Z
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@lis @lucy @mitsu @RafiX aufmunternde musik
(DIR) Post #2836920 by MKULTRA@weeaboo.space
2019-01-10T15:57:52.133410Z
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@fence @lis @lucy @mitsu @RafiX I am a white American guy living in Japan and I am looking for some good japan girls to fuck with my big white penis. Any girls here?
(DIR) Post #2836921 by fence@miniwa.moe
2019-01-10T15:58:48.720113Z
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@MKULTRA @lis @lucy @mitsu @RafiX yes we are all cute girls :3
(DIR) Post #2836930 by mitsu@niu.moe
2019-01-10T15:59:33Z
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@fence @RafiX @MKULTRA @lucy @lis I'm a girl with penis
(DIR) Post #2836971 by MKULTRA@weeaboo.space
2019-01-10T16:00:37.564663Z
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@mitsu @lis @lucy @RafiX @fence even better. I love trapsCumming 11.gif
(DIR) Post #2836972 by mitsu@niu.moe
2019-01-10T16:01:07Z
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@MKULTRA @fence @RafiX @lis @lucy Oh no
(DIR) Post #2836999 by fence@miniwa.moe
2019-01-10T16:02:10.093915Z
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@mitsu @lucy @lis @RafiX @MKULTRA :blobpeek: I guess I'll leave now
(DIR) Post #2837038 by lis@niu.moe
2019-01-10T16:03:33Z
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@MKULTRA @fence @RafiX @mitsu @lucy But they don't love you
(DIR) Post #2839111 by DJWalnut@vulpine.club
2019-01-10T17:33:04Z
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@mitsu @fence @RafiX @MKULTRA@weeaboo.space @lucy @lis me too
(DIR) Post #2847179 by jeffcliff@niu.moe
2019-01-10T22:57:59Z
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@lis don't forget the EU government (unless that's what you mean by 'federal')
(DIR) Post #2859193 by lis@niu.moe
2019-01-11T08:47:47Z
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@jeffcliff That one's not in Berlin though