Post 276470 by aquinton@mastodon.xyz
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 (DIR) Post #276113 by brogepi@knzk.me
       2018-09-28T20:42:44Z
       
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       I love eating an entire fish by putting the whole thing in my mouth, and pulling out only the skeleton
       
 (DIR) Post #276131 by natehousley@knzk.me
       2018-09-28T20:45:35Z
       
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       @brogepi love to eat a cob of corn like a typewriter
       
 (DIR) Post #276137 by brogepi@knzk.me
       2018-09-28T20:46:17Z
       
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       @natehousley you gotta really bite down on the end to get the “ding” sound
       
 (DIR) Post #276170 by aquinton@mastodon.xyz
       2018-09-28T20:49:49Z
       
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       @natehousley @brogepi I love to eat a quarter of an entire watermelon in one chomp and then spit the seeds out like a machine gun
       
 (DIR) Post #276406 by natehousley@knzk.me
       2018-09-28T21:04:50Z
       
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       @brogepi @aquinton I love squeezing a banana, causing it to shoot out of its peel and arc into my mouth
       
 (DIR) Post #276470 by aquinton@mastodon.xyz
       2018-09-28T21:11:55Z
       
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       @natehousley @brogepi after enjoying a fine meal of alley foods with my friends, I love to take my leave by climbing onto my bicycle/helicopter jalopy contraption, spinning the propellors by cranking the pedals, and flying away into the night with a mechanical "scupper-patootie, scupper-patootie* noise