Post 268870 by lyliawisteria@enby.club
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(DIR) Post #268557 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
2018-09-28T08:25:30Z
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The date is October 16th, 2025. I'm sitting outside my cabin deep in the Montana wilderness. I feel safe. Safety isn't something I often feel anymore. I hear a shuffling in the woods and I shift in my seat, uneasy. Suddenly season 2 disc 4 from the Home Improvement DVD box set flies out from the treeline and lodges into my neck. Tim Allen's finally got me.
(DIR) Post #268562 by zoeferal@knzk.me
2018-09-28T08:26:53Z
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@leonthotsky ah i see you've been consulting the oracle
(DIR) Post #268569 by weekoldperson@knzk.me
2018-09-28T08:27:44Z
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@leonthotsky in the distance, a howl"uuuuuuuuuuWAH"
(DIR) Post #268574 by CartoonBangover@bofa.lol
2018-09-28T08:28:20Z
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@leonthotsky the fact that your jokes all exist within the same universe makes you a next level poster
(DIR) Post #268579 by flickmontana@octodon.social
2018-09-28T08:28:41Z
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@leonthotsky this is why Wilson protects his neck with a fence
(DIR) Post #268870 by lyliawisteria@enby.club
2018-09-28T09:16:15Z
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@leonthotsky that bastard! who would even produce such a box set?
(DIR) Post #268931 by julia@harpy.life
2018-09-28T09:22:07Z
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@leonthotsky AGH! It's not Spooktober yet, I wasn't prepared for the terror!
(DIR) Post #273380 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-09-28T17:12:30Z
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@leonthotsky https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg
(DIR) Post #277152 by hex@pdx.social
2018-09-28T22:08:00Z
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@leonthotsky Reminds me of... "Shia LaBeouf" - Rob Cantor (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI)
(DIR) Post #277878 by flickmontana@octodon.social
2018-09-28T22:51:27Z
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@leonthotsky Alien v Predator v Tim Allen v Shia LaBeouf