Post 267148 by yardgnome@bofa.lol
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 (DIR) Post #266924 by natehousley@knzk.me
       2018-09-28T04:59:38Z
       
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       @realtoddhoward jesus this rebrand
       
 (DIR) Post #266932 by realtoddhoward@bofa.lol
       2018-09-28T05:00:47Z
       
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       @natehousley what's up nooblet. you hating a heterosexual man here to look at some hot babes? fuck off
       
 (DIR) Post #266934 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
       2018-09-28T05:01:28Z
       
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       @realtoddhoward @natehousley đŸ€â›šī¸
       
 (DIR) Post #266935 by curiousgreg@mastodon.social
       2018-09-28T05:01:31Z
       
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       @natehousley @realtoddhoward They appear to be using my profile picture, which is... bizarre, to say the least. Is it possible that I've already garnered a fan?And I'm sorry to disappoint you, but this isn't a real photo of me, albeit a very similar looking person. I wish to protect my identity online, which is why I'm using Mastodon. Perhaps my name isn't even Greg. 🙂
       
 (DIR) Post #267138 by realtoddhoward@bofa.lol
       2018-09-28T05:02:02Z
       
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       @curiousgreg @natehousley i'm Greg but Swagged Up, so like. still Curious and all but it's a different concept
       
 (DIR) Post #267139 by curiousgreg@mastodon.social
       2018-09-28T05:03:09Z
       
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       @realtoddhoward @natehousley I'm sorry, I don't think I understand. Is this a joke? I've never been one for absurdist humor.
       
 (DIR) Post #267140 by realtoddhoward@bofa.lol
       2018-09-28T05:03:54Z
       
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       @curiousgreg @natehousley what, so just because you don't understand the concept it's absurd? seems pretty freaking closed-minded of you, Gregory. if that is your real name.
       
 (DIR) Post #267141 by curiousgreg@mastodon.social
       2018-09-28T05:05:07Z
       
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       @realtoddhoward @natehousley Please, explain to me the idea of creating a "Swagged Up" version of my identity without so much as mocking my way of speech. Either this is a lazy attempt at parody, or there's something to this that I'm not seeing.
       
 (DIR) Post #267142 by realtoddhoward@bofa.lol
       2018-09-28T05:06:40Z
       
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       @curiousgreg @natehousley "lazy"? "attempt"? "speech"? "parody"? define you're freaking terms, buddy.
       
 (DIR) Post #267143 by curiousgreg@mastodon.social
       2018-09-28T05:07:33Z
       
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       @realtoddhoward @natehousley I know a Gish Gallop when I see one. I refuse to take this further.
       
 (DIR) Post #267144 by realtoddhoward@bofa.lol
       2018-09-28T05:09:34Z
       
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       @curiousgreg @natehousley and so you concede that the Swagged Up Greg has Yeeted on you? thanks, nooblet. CHALK IT UP!!!!
       
 (DIR) Post #267145 by curiousgreg@mastodon.social
       2018-09-28T05:10:55Z
       
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       @realtoddhoward @natehousley Please. There are no winners in a debate, especially one as embarrassing as this.
       
 (DIR) Post #267146 by realtoddhoward@bofa.lol
       2018-09-28T05:11:48Z
       
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       @curiousgreg @natehousley sorry "Greg" you already gave up!!!!!! i won and you lost noob!!!
       
 (DIR) Post #267147 by curiousgreg@mastodon.social
       2018-09-28T05:17:04Z
       
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       @realtoddhoward @natehousley You attached the same video.
       
 (DIR) Post #267148 by yardgnome@bofa.lol
       2018-09-28T05:26:24Z
       
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       @curiousgreg @realtoddhoward @natehousley no they didn't, maybe something's wrong with your computer? this is what I see
       
 (DIR) Post #267149 by curiousgreg@mastodon.social
       2018-09-28T05:27:42Z
       
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       @yardgnome @realtoddhoward @natehousley I doubt my MacBook would ever fail me. Cute seal video, though. What is "coochy"?
       
 (DIR) Post #267150 by leonthotsky@knzk.me
       2018-09-28T05:30:14Z
       
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       @curiousgreg @yardgnome @realtoddhoward @natehousley how'd you know it was the coochie seal without it actually being a video of the coochie seal, Greg?? Did you just expose yourself? Who are you really? What agency are you working for? GREG, TELL US!!
       
 (DIR) Post #267159 by realtoddhoward@bofa.lol
       2018-09-28T05:29:33Z
       
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       @curiousgreg @yardgnome @natehousley and so you've shown your hand, Greg. this isn't your first hour on Mastodon at all. so why would you need a cover story?