Post 25493 by not_on_pizza@weirder.earth
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 (DIR) Post #24599 by ifixcoinops@mastodon.social
       2018-09-15T00:03:47Z
       
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       At work I listen to Radio 4 streaming on the BBC iPlayer, and they go off air and get replaced by the BBC World Service at 8pm PST.  Before that, they do the shipping forecast, which is one of only two places I ever hear reference to the Mull of Kintyre.https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mull_of_KintyreThe other time you'll hear about the Mull of Kintyre is in reference to penises.
       
 (DIR) Post #24638 by Felthry@awoo.space
       2018-09-15T00:06:06Z
       
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       @ifixcoinops wait, I don't get it..? is it an in-joke?
       
 (DIR) Post #24659 by ifixcoinops@mastodon.social
       2018-09-15T00:08:14Z
       
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       Penises are allowed on terrestrial TV in the UK after 9pm, if they're not erect.  Of course as most people with penises know, penises are not digital devices - they don't go from unwoken to fully engaged at the flip of a switch, as it were.  So, how erect is Too Erect For TV?  An objective measure was necessary!  Thus, the Mull of Kintyre test - if the angle of the dangle was less obtuse than the silhouette of the Kintyre Peninsula, then that right there was a forbidden penis.
       
 (DIR) Post #24721 by ifixcoinops@mastodon.social
       2018-09-15T00:11:51Z
       
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       I will now return you to your regularly-scheduled coin-op-fixing content.(that's what the shipping forecast told me to do, you see.  What, you think "Dogger, Fisher, German Bight - south-west eight, variable later, good, occasionally poor" was something to do with the weather?  Nah, those're Secret Immigrant Instructions from the Empire)
       
 (DIR) Post #25493 by not_on_pizza@weirder.earth
       2018-09-15T00:52:30Z
       
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       @ifixcoinops You're forgetting about this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE_JaJE-vbw