Post 2522059 by Nine@computerfairi.es
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 (DIR) Post #2521936 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2019-01-01T21:41:51Z
       
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       the moon landing footage is real but the moon itself is fake
       
 (DIR) Post #2521971 by ec_ho@phpc.social
       2019-01-01T21:44:17Z
       
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       @lynnesbian so what did they land on
       
 (DIR) Post #2522038 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2019-01-01T21:44:36Z
       
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       @ec_ho the fake moon. its made of expired spongecake
       
 (DIR) Post #2522044 by CornishRepublicanArmy@witches.live
       2019-01-01T21:44:29Z
       
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       @lynnesbian Lynne... this is too big brained
       
 (DIR) Post #2522059 by Nine@computerfairi.es
       2019-01-01T21:44:55Z
       
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       @lynnesbian the moon was constructed in a gigantic sound stage out in space with real artificial gravity. it's not actually a moon since the real one was blown up by some green guy with antennae some years back, so they made a fake moon out of landfill debris and covered it in paper mache that's why it's grey and white and pockmarked and everyone jumps around all dainty like on it because htey don't wanna break it.
       
 (DIR) Post #2522158 by cgsaw@lazer.pizza
       2019-01-01T21:49:27Z
       
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       @lynnesbian my favorite corollary to a conspiracy theory is that for the hollow earth theory to work scientifically, the moon must be FAKE
       
 (DIR) Post #2522170 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2019-01-01T21:49:43Z
       
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       @cgsaw hollow moon theory
       
 (DIR) Post #2522184 by cgsaw@lazer.pizza
       2019-01-01T21:51:21Z
       
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       @lynnesbian i imagine the conversation is:hollow earther: "...and that's why there's a secret civilization inside the earth!"scientist: "but if the earth is hollow, it wouldn't have enough mass to hold on to the moon."he: "well...obviously...that's uh...why the moooooon....is....fake"
       
 (DIR) Post #2522201 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2019-01-01T21:52:30Z
       
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       @cgsaw :brain1: the earth isn't hollow:brain2: the earth is hollow:brain3: the earth is hollow, and the moon is fake:brain4: the earth is hollow, and gravity is fake:brain5: the earth is hollow, and gravity AND the moon are fake
       
 (DIR) Post #2522382 by trickster@mastodon.technology
       2019-01-01T22:00:26Z
       
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       @lynnesbian @cgsaw The earth is a torus, but the truth is hidden by the plane cartel, so that they can make more money by transporting us through long inefficient routes.
       
 (DIR) Post #2522562 by trickster@mastodon.technology
       2019-01-01T22:05:50Z
       
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       @lynnesbian @cgsaw All I'm saying is Helsinky - Perth is a disappointing, hellish way to travel, end after you factor in the fact that at the end, you're in Perth.
       
 (DIR) Post #2522609 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2019-01-01T22:06:16Z
       
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       @trickster @cgsaw hey! i used to live near perth and i gotta sayyeah you're right