Post 2473783 by Peregrinus@witches.live
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 (DIR) Post #2473468 by garfiald@mastodon.social
       2018-11-28T00:45:40Z
       
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       you, plebeian dumb ass who puts the milk in before the cereal: Flat Earthme, appolonian genius who fills his mouth with dry cereal and washes it all down with a big gulp of milk: Tiny Sun
       
 (DIR) Post #2473675 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-31T15:34:10Z
       
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       @garfiald me, ascended goddess literally made of brains who uses a brush to individually paint each cornflake with a thin layer of milk and then eats it: the sun is a hologram
       
 (DIR) Post #2473733 by MrRobinHood@mastodon.cloud
       2018-12-31T15:35:20Z
       
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       @lynnesbian @garfiald me, contented simpleton “y’all are bad at cereal”
       
 (DIR) Post #2473758 by CornishRepublicanArmy@witches.live
       2018-12-31T15:36:15Z
       
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       @lynnesbian @garfiald me, a being whom has transcended spacetime to the point that I can embody the very nature of a perfect bowl of cereal: the earth is a coin like disk with another earth on the other side, and it flips around like a coin in the air but through space around a tiny sun
       
 (DIR) Post #2473783 by Peregrinus@witches.live
       2018-12-31T15:36:58Z
       
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       @lynnesbian@garfialdMatrix
       
 (DIR) Post #2473855 by Robby@forreal.masto.host
       2018-12-31T15:38:54Z
       
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       @garfiald ...is this really a reference to a garfield comic?