Post 2468492 by theoutrider@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #2467537 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-31T11:57:13Z
       
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       OUYA BABEYYYYYY ALL THE DEPTH OF MOBILE GAMES WITH ALL THE CONVENIENCE OF BEING CONNECTED TO A TELEVISION YEEEEEHAWthe ouya would be remembered for being a giant piece of shit and having a disgusting advertisement campaign where a cartoon man fills his room with vomit and beats himself to death with his own spine
       
 (DIR) Post #2467554 by fox@queer.af
       2018-12-31T11:58:29Z
       
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       @lynnesbian but i love my $200 paperweight/emu box
       
 (DIR) Post #2467589 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-31T12:00:07Z
       
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       not kidding about that advertisementcw: disgusting and horrifying and grosshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ha6Mb5_YQ
       
 (DIR) Post #2467740 by mooncalf@octodon.social
       2018-12-31T12:04:12Z
       
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       @lynnesbian I only learned about the OUYA like last week and I’m still stunned by its existence.
       
 (DIR) Post #2468192 by radicalrobit@radical.town
       2018-12-31T12:21:22Z
       
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       @lynnesbian I still remember interacting with real people online that legitimately believed the Ouya would be the next leap in console gaming and the only reason they thought it failed was a lack of marketing.
       
 (DIR) Post #2468219 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-31T12:22:15Z
       
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       @radicalrobit *running terrible phone games at 10 frames per second with 500ms controller delay* heh. i don't have buyer's remorse at all
       
 (DIR) Post #2468294 by radicalrobit@radical.town
       2018-12-31T12:24:57Z
       
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       @lynnesbian in my head canon I assume they are the same people that thought OnLive was going to kill the Playstation, Xbox and the Wii *and* PC gaming as we knew it.
       
 (DIR) Post #2468492 by theoutrider@mastodon.social
       2018-12-31T12:28:34Z
       
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       @radicalrobit @lynnesbian I thought it might make for a good demo device for Unity-based indie titlesand then I got mine and held the controller for the first time
       
 (DIR) Post #2469118 by Robby@forreal.masto.host
       2018-12-31T12:55:54Z
       
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       @lynnesbianHoly shit, I'd forgotten about tht ouya