Post 2461401 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
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(DIR) Post #2460893 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
2018-12-31T07:03:00Z
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do you think rayman has a dick and balls that are connected to each other but separate from his bodyor does he have like, most of a dick and then two separate balls that are all independently detached and floating
(DIR) Post #2460894 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
2018-12-31T07:03:26Z
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I refuse to accept a world in which rayman's dick and balls are connected to his bodydon't be preposterousdon't waste my time
(DIR) Post #2460895 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-31T07:09:02Z
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@videogameenjoyer Consider this ad, and notice that if his junk was attached to his body, it'd be far too low to reach the urinal, so either he's angling it up and resting it on the rim (ew) or it hovers like his other limbs
(DIR) Post #2460952 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
2018-12-31T07:10:54Z
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@BestGirlGrace god what if he just has a little button mushroom that he has to keep track of all the time
(DIR) Post #2460981 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-31T07:12:23Z
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@videogameenjoyer One would hope he can keep it in his clothes and can take it out when need beand also I imagine it's a red rocket kinda like a dog
(DIR) Post #2461101 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
2018-12-31T07:18:07Z
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@BestGirlGrace this would explain why everyone in that bathroom looks alarmed
(DIR) Post #2461128 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-31T07:19:36Z
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@videogameenjoyer I don't think I would be surprised at the size of Rayman's dick, or if I was, I wouldn't look at it like that in the restroom. I think I would be surprised at:- holy shit, this video game man is here- holy shit, he's got a dog dong
(DIR) Post #2461236 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
2018-12-31T07:24:33Z
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@BestGirlGrace the concept of "wow rayman's normal-human-looking hog is surprisingly big/small" is more amusing than shocking, the kind of thing you laugh aboutthose men are not laughing
(DIR) Post #2461267 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-31T07:25:55Z
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@videogameenjoyer Yeah, they look like they're seeing something they haven't beforeThey're not impressed, like the ad wants to imply, they're shocked, intrigued, and curious. Rayman does not have a normal dong.
(DIR) Post #2461376 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
2018-12-31T07:29:53Z
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@BestGirlGrace yeah this is a real revelation in rayman pud studies (the "pud studs")thank you
(DIR) Post #2461401 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-31T07:30:19Z
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@videogameenjoyer happy to advance the field of rayman dong sciences