Post 2341817 by thor@pleroma.soykaf.com
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(DIR) Post #2340011 by cdmnky@niu.moe
2018-12-27T16:52:48Z
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the US for all you EU people
(DIR) Post #2340020 by RafiX@niu.moe
2018-12-27T16:53:07Z
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@cdmnky isn't it true?
(DIR) Post #2340040 by Dhveszak@crazynoisybizarre.town
2018-12-27T16:53:47Z
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@cdmnky well, yeah?
(DIR) Post #2340047 by cdmnky@niu.moe
2018-12-27T16:53:56Z
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@RafiXkindadelaware's irrelevant tho so idk why it's marked off here
(DIR) Post #2340050 by rick@satania.space
2018-12-27T16:54:02.741123Z
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@cdmnky seems correct :P
(DIR) Post #2340105 by Efi@mastodon.social
2018-12-27T16:56:18Z
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@cdmnky LISTEN... you're not wrong...
(DIR) Post #2340323 by FormulaAzureJackal@blimps.xyz
2018-12-27T17:04:51Z
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@cdmnky I feel like this map is wrong, only because Chicago isn't in New York as it is in the movies, as much of an unforgivable sin as that actually would be to both Chicagoers and NYCers.
(DIR) Post #2341112 by pikachu@toot.site
2018-12-27T17:38:50Z
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@cdmnky this is a map i made for my american friends last week it's true
(DIR) Post #2341635 by thor@pleroma.soykaf.com
2018-12-27T18:11:38.240960Z
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@cdmnky If you slice Texas in half and put a big question mark on the top half, that's closer. If you stick Washington DC somewhere near Canada, that's closer still. Also, I think some people might have a bit of trouble with the whole East/West Florida/California thing and may even believe you if you say that Miami is in California. For similar reasons, the difference between Disneyland and Disney World is hazy.
(DIR) Post #2341654 by LaH@mastodon.host
2018-12-27T18:11:49Z
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@cdmnky About right, but isn't the upper part of Texas Canada???
(DIR) Post #2341817 by thor@pleroma.soykaf.com
2018-12-27T18:20:12.008153Z
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@cdmnky Texas is where all the cowboys live, and they are all named Hank. There is also this thing called the South where all the rednecks come from, which must presumably also be near Texas somewhere, but not in Florida, because Miami is kind of urban, right, so all of Florida must be like that, except for Jacksonville, which seems to house an awful lot of serial killers. The Beach Boys might be from Florida or California. We don't really know, since they're both beaches with bikini ladies on them, and Tom Selleck and David Hasselhoff of course.
(DIR) Post #2343733 by plausocks@mst3k.interlinked.me
2018-12-27T19:39:54Z
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@cdmnky dont forget oklahoma somewhere in the dust in texas
(DIR) Post #2343746 by cdmnky@niu.moe
2018-12-27T19:40:37Z
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@plausocks oklahoma, more like 80% native reservations
(DIR) Post #2343750 by plausocks@mst3k.interlinked.me
2018-12-27T19:40:52Z
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@cdmnky you're not wrong
(DIR) Post #2344634 by snder@quey.org
2018-12-27T20:23:33Z
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@cdmnky What’s wrong with this?
(DIR) Post #2344690 by niveayamenterovna@quey.org
2018-12-27T20:24:21Z
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@cdmnky Well, sometimes the whole America is USA.
(DIR) Post #2347383 by cogitoergofemme@lgbt.io
2018-12-27T22:15:21Z
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@cdmnky glad my state is represented
(DIR) Post #2347567 by requrious@mastodon.social
2018-12-27T22:20:01Z
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@cdmnky Kinda relieved to know there is no Canada or Center America
(DIR) Post #2349121 by LouMic@m.g3l.org
2018-12-27T23:05:11Z
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@cdmnky N importe quoi ! mais au moins, on invente pas des no-go zones 😁
(DIR) Post #2350070 by saga@bsd.moe
2018-12-27T23:39:40.161314Z
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@cdmnky god i fucking Wish west by god virginia was anywhere near like new york
(DIR) Post #2364211 by silkevicious@layer8.space
2018-12-28T11:30:02Z
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@cdmnkyTrue but add Hawaii also 😉