Post 2252573 by amy@lamp.institute
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(DIR) Post #2249694 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-24T16:09:13Z
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why is bowser even kidnapping princess peach. he takes her to world one, mario finds her, then they move to world two, et cetera up to world eight, where he gets killed. at least in mario odyssey he was trying to marry her. but, like, why go through all the trouble of collecting rare flowers and shit? why not hold the wedding on the airship and shoot the odyssey down if mario comes close? this children's game series is extremely unrealistic
(DIR) Post #2249875 by V@lgbt.io
2018-12-24T16:16:45Z
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@lynnesbianIt's because she's insecure and wants feminine attention, because she's a transbian. She just wants to hang out with Peach for a while, not actually keep her there.Once she finally came out and took the name Bowsette, it all started making a lot more sense.
(DIR) Post #2252489 by Roselia@radical.town
2018-12-24T18:20:47Z
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@lynnesbian the original reason he kidnapped her was because she actually had very powerful magic and could break the curse he put on the mushroom kingdom.
(DIR) Post #2252528 by Roselia@radical.town
2018-12-24T18:22:30Z
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@lynnesbian the original reason he kidnapped her was because she actually had very powerful magic and could break the curse he put on the mushroom kingdom. I don't think they made his kidnappings have romantic implications until Super Mario RPG in 1996
(DIR) Post #2252573 by amy@lamp.institute
2018-12-24T18:25:15Z
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@lynnesbian "I want a Mario game where Mario just dies, like for real"
(DIR) Post #2252633 by rachel0964@witches.live
2018-12-24T18:29:03Z
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@lynnesbian bowser kidnaps princess peach because bowser is a masochist and enjoys being defeated by mario