Post 2249146 by uint8_t@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #2248988 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-24T15:39:16Z
       
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       the species of yoshi is born with a saddle as part of its anatomy. yoshi is designed to be used as a vehicle
       
 (DIR) Post #2249032 by V@lgbt.io
       2018-12-24T15:40:17Z
       
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       @lynnesbianThis is the future breeders want :(
       
 (DIR) Post #2249037 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-24T15:40:30Z
       
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       that's a bulbous fucking saddle. that must hurt to sit on. is it hard? or is it a soft plush material? thinking about this is starting to make me feel unwell
       
 (DIR) Post #2249146 by uint8_t@mastodon.social
       2018-12-24T15:44:20Z
       
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       @lynnesbian it should rather be a hyperbolic surface
       
 (DIR) Post #2249153 by pea@fuckonthefirst.date
       2018-12-24T15:44:42.154992Z
       
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       @lynnesbian that's definitely a shell, right? it's shaped like one
       
 (DIR) Post #2249165 by Ruke256@mastodon.social
       2018-12-24T15:44:57Z
       
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       @lynnesbian*IMMEDIATELY CONTACTS PETA*
       
 (DIR) Post #2249170 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-24T15:44:58Z
       
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       @pea it's too small for poor yoshi to retract into
       
 (DIR) Post #2249199 by pea@fuckonthefirst.date
       2018-12-24T15:46:12.659561Z
       
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       @lynnesbian i want a hyperrealistic gif of the yoshman retracting into his tiny shell nowideally finishing with an x-ray cross-section of the inside of the shell with him inside
       
 (DIR) Post #2249224 by Aleums@knzk.me
       2018-12-24T15:47:23Z
       
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       @lynnesbian it's full of blood and it's quite soft. Don't pop it
       
 (DIR) Post #2251224 by columbidae@cybre.space
       2018-12-24T17:15:37Z
       
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       @lynnesbian @pea Yoshis have evolved past the need for shells but not to the point where the shell is eliminated.Kinda like a pinky toe
       
 (DIR) Post #2262298 by anarchosaurus@social.fsck.club
       2018-12-24T17:08:21.046260Z
       
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       @lynnesbian no, yoshi is just a branching of the koopa family tree that selected for speed and a frugivorous lifestyle. The "saddle" is vestigial shell.Source: Phd from Dr. Mario's teaching hospital.
       
 (DIR) Post #2262305 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-25T01:35:51Z
       
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       @anarchosaurus i really like this idea