Post 2080758 by Sparrowpharoh@mastodon.xyz
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 (DIR) Post #2080326 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-18T16:37:04Z
       
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       time for another day in america6:00am: wake up in chronic pain because i couldn't afford healthcare6:30am: watch reality TV and documentaries where praying mantises move at 200% speed with panther growls dubbed over it8:00am: drive kids to school in SUV9:00am: call comcast 12:30pm: call AT&T3:00pm: pick up surviving kids from school3:30pm: get arrested for going 1mp/h over the speed limit4:00pm: get killed by prison guards5:00pm: corpse gets shot5:30pm: corpse is towed and fined
       
 (DIR) Post #2080334 by radicalrobit@radical.town
       2018-12-18T16:37:57Z
       
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       @lynnesbian dammit you absolute fool, you rube, there are no reality shows on at 6 in the morning. those come on at night when the corpse is being towed
       
 (DIR) Post #2080345 by lennie@radical.town
       2018-12-18T16:38:15Z
       
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       @lynnesbian 'pick up surviving kids from school' holy shit lol
       
 (DIR) Post #2080411 by gazelle@femme.energy
       2018-12-18T16:42:19Z
       
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       @lynnesbian lmfao I lost it at "call Comcast, call at&t"
       
 (DIR) Post #2080433 by nofuturist@mastodon.social
       2018-12-18T16:43:20Z
       
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       @lynnesbian This is a perfect post.
       
 (DIR) Post #2080660 by Sparrowpharoh@mastodon.xyz
       2018-12-18T16:54:00Z
       
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       @lynnesbianOne time I went to walmart but a cop was blocking the entrance, he said there had just been a shooting and to come back in 30min once they move the body.Then one time I went to walmart and it was just. On fire. Like smoke everywhere firefighters running in and out but people were still shopping. Just had some cones to keep people away from the burning part.Don't go to walmart I think is the point.
       
 (DIR) Post #2080678 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-12-18T16:54:54Z
       
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       @Sparrowpharoh i genuinely can't tell if you're serious
       
 (DIR) Post #2080758 by Sparrowpharoh@mastodon.xyz
       2018-12-18T17:01:02Z
       
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       @lynnesbianThat's the beauty of america no one ever thinks I'm serious
       
 (DIR) Post #2087863 by garbados@toot.cat
       2018-12-18T22:44:30Z
       
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       @lynnesbian nother day nother dollar nother towed corpse🤷‍♀️
       
 (DIR) Post #2518890 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2019-01-01T19:42:49Z
       
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       "pick up surviving kids from school" holy FUCK
       
 (DIR) Post #2519011 by afroSwampMonster@witches.live
       2019-01-01T19:46:29Z
       
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       @lynnesbianAs an American, I must say that this is absolutely true! I will be shot by a mass shooter or a cop tonight! I'll resurrect tho 💅🏾
       
 (DIR) Post #2519053 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2019-01-01T19:47:03Z
       
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       @afroSwampMonster the swamp monster is immortal
       
 (DIR) Post #2519309 by afroSwampMonster@witches.live
       2019-01-01T19:53:51Z
       
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       @lynnesbianThat's because EYE am a child of GOD. Won't he do it 💅🏾