Post 2080588 by _Crescensia_@radical.town
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(DIR) Post #2080084 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-18T16:23:11Z
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american: i'll have a sodie popwaiter: that'll be three dollarsamerican: here you go, three dollars, plus twenty-eight cents tax, as taxes are NOT included in american priceswaiter: thank you for your service to our country. by sodie pop, i assume you mean coke, as coke sponsors every restaurant on this side of the mississippiamerican: of course. pepsi is an ungodly sin, and i hold INCREDIBLY strong opinions over this.waiter: *gets shot*
(DIR) Post #2080093 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-18T16:23:43Z
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american: nice, now that the waiter is dead, i don't have to leave a tip
(DIR) Post #2080103 by bonzoesc@m.bonzoesc.net
2018-12-18T16:23:49Z
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@lynnesbian pepsi: the official coke of "I'll just have water"
(DIR) Post #2080110 by SwooshyCueb@chitter.xyz
2018-12-18T16:24:09Z
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@lynnesbian as an american, I can confirm that this is one thousand percent normal
(DIR) Post #2080129 by citrustwee@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:24:28Z
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@lynnesbian fuck pepsi
(DIR) Post #2080132 by cdmnky@niu.moe
2018-12-18T16:25:17Z
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@lynnesbian this is why I don't eat out in fancy restaurants
(DIR) Post #2080134 by nuttgodd@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:24:52Z
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@citrustwee @lynnesbian they literally taste the same and anyone who denies this is a corporate bootlicker
(DIR) Post #2080142 by io@rva.party
2018-12-18T16:25:46Z
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@lynnesbian your understanding of the American psyche is profound enough to be deeply disturbing
(DIR) Post #2080164 by io@rva.party
2018-12-18T16:26:47Z
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@lynnesbian also the *gets shot* bit made me imagine this whole scene as a shitty Garry's Mod video
(DIR) Post #2080182 by KitRedgrave@cybre.space
2018-12-18T16:27:55Z
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@lynnesbian now to drive 30 miles home in my pick-em-up truck and sit in traffic, but hopefully get home in time to watch the teevee reality shows
(DIR) Post #2080201 by videogameenjoyer@mastodon.social
2018-12-18T16:28:56Z
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@lynnesbian everything about this is true except the part about the customer knowing how to calculate tax
(DIR) Post #2080250 by Wewereseeds@organizing.social
2018-12-18T16:31:19Z
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@lynnesbian thefe are swaths of american terrirtory that only either sell coke or pepsi products and I've never thought that was normal or free at all.
(DIR) Post #2080278 by larrydavis@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:26:13Z
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@nuttgodd @citrustwee @lynnesbian theyre pretty different, as a childe i liked coke more but now i prefer pepsi
(DIR) Post #2080279 by nuttgodd@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:27:25Z
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@larrydavis @citrustwee @lynnesbian they're literally not, that's your brain being influenced by capitalism
(DIR) Post #2080280 by larrydavis@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:27:46Z
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@nuttgodd @citrustwee @lynnesbian sounds like nutt needs to stop drinking slime and take the Pepsi Challenge
(DIR) Post #2080281 by nuttgodd@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:30:40Z
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@larrydavis @citrustwee @lynnesbian if you put them in plain containers and don't tell someone that they're different they won't realize they're different
(DIR) Post #2080282 by larrydavis@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:31:42Z
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@nuttgodd @citrustwee @lynnesbian nutt this is the dumbest thing youve ever posted
(DIR) Post #2080283 by nuttgodd@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:32:35Z
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@larrydavis @citrustwee @lynnesbian when I pour coke and Pepsi up your ass will you be able to feel the difference
(DIR) Post #2080298 by zydrate@witches.live
2018-12-18T16:34:01Z
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@lynnesbian i appreciate this joke scenario but reading the replies to this is the funniest thing i've witnessed in fucking months, i'm in tearsgj lynne
(DIR) Post #2080530 by hairenya@mastodon.social
2018-12-18T16:47:42Z
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@lynnesbian Can confirm. Am American.
(DIR) Post #2080588 by _Crescensia_@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:41:50Z
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@nuttgodd @larrydavis @citrustwee @lynnesbian this is honestly the worst take ever. I hate this. Delete it.
(DIR) Post #2080589 by nuttgodd@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:42:07Z
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@_Crescensia_ @larrydavis @citrustwee @lynnesbian it's literally been proven
(DIR) Post #2080590 by _Crescensia_@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:43:12Z
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@nuttgodd @larrydavis @citrustwee @lynnesbian fuck you ive literally done this and knew which one was which okay.
(DIR) Post #2080591 by nuttgodd@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:44:14Z
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@_Crescensia_ @larrydavis @citrustwee @lynnesbian was it a blind study???? Listen this type of shit is all I paid attention to in psych
(DIR) Post #2080592 by _Crescensia_@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:45:50Z
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@nuttgodd @larrydavis @citrustwee @lynnesbian no it was something simple like I went and got fast food with someone and didn’t know which one was the coke and which one was the Pepsi when they were handed to us through the drive thru.
(DIR) Post #2080593 by nuttgodd@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:46:42Z
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@_Crescensia_ @larrydavis @citrustwee @lynnesbian don't fast food places only carry one or the other??
(DIR) Post #2080594 by _Crescensia_@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:47:52Z
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@nuttgodd @larrydavis @citrustwee @lynnesbian hmmmm you’re definitely right. It must have been Pepsi and different COLA. I have been canceled.
(DIR) Post #2080595 by nuttgodd@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:49:03Z
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@_Crescensia_ @larrydavis @citrustwee @lynnesbian maybe it was both Pepsi and the idea that they were supposed to be different influenced your minds into tasting different flavors
(DIR) Post #2080811 by citrustwee@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:27:53Z
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@nuttgodd @larrydavis @lynnesbian YOURE GETTING ME HEATED NUTT
(DIR) Post #2080812 by nuttgodd@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:31:27Z
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@citrustwee @larrydavis @lynnesbian I thought people on this website were supposed to be anti-capitalism. I thought y'all were woke but you're out here taking bullets for corporations
(DIR) Post #2080813 by citrustwee@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:31:56Z
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@nuttgodd @larrydavis @lynnesbian ITS COMPARABLE BUT ITS NOT THE EXACT SAME FUCKING DRINK
(DIR) Post #2080814 by nuttgodd@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:32:49Z
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@citrustwee @larrydavis @lynnesbian it's the exact same
(DIR) Post #2080815 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-18T16:50:10Z
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@nuttgodd @citrustwee @larrydavis @lynnesbian yeah your just brainwashed by the capitalist paradigm, theyre trying to make you think 2 sodas with different ingredients taste different 😮. You sure are poppin off little queef
(DIR) Post #2080816 by nuttgodd@radical.town
2018-12-18T16:52:49Z
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@toilet @citrustwee @larrydavis @lynnesbian I'm not fucking wrong
(DIR) Post #2080817 by toilet@mastodon.xyz
2018-12-18T16:57:00Z
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@nuttgodd @citrustwee @larrydavis @lynnesbian its the coca coca corparation deeeeewd... youre soda is a lie
(DIR) Post #2080818 by nuttgodd@radical.town
2018-12-18T17:04:21Z
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@toilet @citrustwee @larrydavis @lynnesbian making fun of the concept of corporate brainwashing is capitalist bullshit and I won't stand for it on my anticapitalist site
(DIR) Post #2080819 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-18T17:04:58Z
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@nuttgodd @toilet @citrustwee @larrydavis at first i thought you were joking, nutt, but with every reply i get less sure of that
(DIR) Post #2089507 by Gekko@hellsite.tyronesama.moe
2018-12-18T23:43:21Z
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@lynnesbian It's like I never left /int/
(DIR) Post #2093759 by columbidae@cybre.space
2018-12-19T02:35:52Z
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@nuttgodd @citrustwee @lynnesbian Pepsi is better
(DIR) Post #2093760 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-19T02:39:15Z
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@columbidae @nuttgodd @citrustwee nononono don't revive this thread please for the love of fuck