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(DIR) Post #2017195 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2018-12-15T23:05:08Z
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white jesus is a fucking goof. fuck white jesus
(DIR) Post #2017196 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2018-12-15T23:05:38Z
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white jesus is up there on the cross like he wants to speak to the manager. that's why i'm not religious anymore
(DIR) Post #2017197 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-15T23:09:47Z
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@realtoddhoward what is prayer, if not trying to speak to the manager of the universe
(DIR) Post #2017275 by dbcooper@witches.live
2018-12-15T23:13:21Z
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@BestGirlGrace @realtoddhoward this is the most theologically relevant toot of all time
(DIR) Post #2017457 by frinkeldoodle@furrytf.club
2018-12-15T23:22:37Z
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@BestGirlGrace @realtoddhoward now i'm just imagining old, crusty boomers praying to god like they would talk to customer service representatives lmao
(DIR) Post #2017526 by rey@vulpine.club
2018-12-15T23:24:16Z
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@frinkeldoodle @BestGirlGrace @realtoddhoward if you say "our father who art in heaven" three times, the heavens will transfer you directly to an angel
(DIR) Post #2017528 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-15T23:26:50Z
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@frinkeldoodle @realtoddhoward @rey white people be praying like "and help Timmy win his soccer game, amen"
(DIR) Post #2017560 by rey@vulpine.club
2018-12-15T23:28:45Z
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@BestGirlGrace @frinkeldoodle @realtoddhoward I didn't catch that. You can say "check my karma", "make a tithe", "my penis doesn't work", ...
(DIR) Post #2017594 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-15T23:30:11Z
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@frinkeldoodle @realtoddhoward @rey IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS, I WILL CALL GOD'S CUSTOMER SERVICE NUMBER AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO THE PHONE TREE
(DIR) Post #2017619 by rey@vulpine.club
2018-12-15T23:32:03Z
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@BestGirlGrace @frinkeldoodle @realtoddhoward ... first, this is not "the zoo", this is a Mastodon instance for foxes. Secondly, ma'am, there is no need to yell--...oops, that wasn't directed at me
(DIR) Post #2017628 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-15T23:32:42Z
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@frinkeldoodle @realtoddhoward @rey Sounds like I should start hollering at some foxes, then.
(DIR) Post #2017640 by rey@vulpine.club
2018-12-15T23:33:16Z
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@BestGirlGrace @frinkeldoodle @realtoddhoward don't try to out-loud a fox
(DIR) Post #2099303 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2018-12-15T23:07:18Z
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white jesus thinks suffering for the sins of humans means getting grounded over the weekend. that's what they meant by his resurrection after three days
(DIR) Post #2099304 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2018-12-15T23:13:40Z
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white jesus turned water into four loko. the kind before they banned it. everyone had a great time
(DIR) Post #2099305 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2018-12-15T23:15:20Z
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white jesus Well, Actuallyed the old testament
(DIR) Post #2099306 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2018-12-19T05:26:45Z
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coming back for more. white jesus can try to send me to hell but i have already experienced kansas and i bet they're VERY similar
(DIR) Post #2099307 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2018-12-19T05:27:31Z
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white jesus is just such an obvious lie but we go with it because someone established the tradition. white jesus is a fake ass jesus
(DIR) Post #2099308 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2018-12-19T05:29:06Z
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any jesus is better than white jesus. i would more readily believe any variation of jesus than the white one. it just doesn't make sense
(DIR) Post #2099309 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2018-12-19T05:33:41Z
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i would rather see gumby on the cross than white jesus
(DIR) Post #2874429 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2018-12-19T05:34:45Z
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white jesus hosted the last supper at golden corral
(DIR) Post #2874535 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2019-01-11T19:18:54Z
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white jesus is the most bullshit result of a white supremacist culture. nobody walks around the middle east for 30+ years and has a face that pale #ToddieTour
(DIR) Post #2874536 by cant_into@mastodon.sergal.org
2019-01-11T19:24:24Z
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@realtoddhoward1) good thread, ver funny2) every culture on earth changes the skin of Jesus to look like theirs.
(DIR) Post #2874757 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2019-01-11T19:30:30Z
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@cant_into hmm. no they don't
(DIR) Post #2874907 by cant_into@mastodon.sergal.org
2019-01-11T19:34:44Z
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@realtoddhoward here aresome pictures
(DIR) Post #2874918 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2019-01-11T19:34:58Z
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@cant_into they aren't loading
(DIR) Post #2874949 by cant_into@mastodon.sergal.org
2019-01-11T19:35:46Z
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@realtoddhoward here is the article I got them from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depiction_of_Jesus#Range_of_depictions
(DIR) Post #2874965 by realtoddhoward@radical.town
2019-01-11T19:35:56Z
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@cant_into hmm. link is broken, for me
(DIR) Post #2875057 by cant_into@mastodon.sergal.org
2019-01-11T19:39:01Z
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@realtoddhoward I am sorry about that. It shows the various cultural depictions of Jesus, and how his skin changes with it.His skin in reality was likely very dark, but it being changed was decision made on the basis of the idea that white people are racially superior
(DIR) Post #2875072 by cant_into@mastodon.sergal.org
2019-01-11T19:39:34Z
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@realtoddhoward *not a decision. Stupid thumbs.