Post 1969011 by 00dani@vulpine.club
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(DIR) Post #1968868 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-14T00:00:20Z
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girl: trying blue lipstick todaythirty year old cis white male .social user: Oh, um... That's certainly interesting! I definitely prefer red lipstick, though. When a woman is aroused, her lips flush red, so red lipstick is a great aide in making you appear fertile.
(DIR) Post #1968904 by serael@niu.moe
2018-12-14T00:02:26Z
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@lynnesbian *Straps men like that onto a rocket and launches them into the sun* :blobcatcoffee:
(DIR) Post #1968921 by scarly@soc.scarly.pink
2018-12-14T00:03:01Z
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@lynnesbian me: sees all of this and just fucking stares while doing my best not to rupture too many organs due to restraining infernal laughter. awkward infernal laughter.
(DIR) Post #1968972 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-14T00:06:49Z
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i know this is a strawman that i invented but reading this makes me want to put on my blue lipstick
(DIR) Post #1968980 by audrey@vulpine.club
2018-12-14T00:07:03Z
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@lynnesbian do itttt
(DIR) Post #1968983 by neufv@cybre.space
2018-12-14T00:07:11Z
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@lynnesbian lynne this format is for jokes not anecdotes
(DIR) Post #1968990 by Robby@forreal.masto.host
2018-12-14T00:07:35Z
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@lynnesbian in favor
(DIR) Post #1968995 by Kye@snouts.online
2018-12-14T00:07:46Z
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@lynnesbian consider: iridescent blue lipstick and tritium earrings to ward off cis people
(DIR) Post #1969011 by 00dani@vulpine.club
2018-12-14T00:08:34Z
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@lynnesbian oh um, that's certainly interesting! i definitely prefer eybrowns thowhen a woman is aroused, her eybrowns sweat, so having eybrowns is a great aide in making you appear fertile
(DIR) Post #1969022 by serael@niu.moe
2018-12-14T00:09:06Z
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@lynnesbian Blue lipstick is amazing, you should rock it.
(DIR) Post #1969030 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-14T00:09:32Z
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@00dani danielle.im love
(DIR) Post #1969038 by MegaLobsterFace@cybre.space
2018-12-14T00:10:09Z
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@lynnesbian ive had someone say this to me almost verbatim at work once
(DIR) Post #1969052 by 00dani@vulpine.club
2018-12-14T00:10:39Z
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@lynnesbian lynne.im love 💖
(DIR) Post #1969061 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-14T00:11:02Z
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@MegaLobsterFace consider moving to a different planet to get away from this person
(DIR) Post #1969065 by MegaLobsterFace@cybre.space
2018-12-14T00:11:05Z
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@lynnesbian in this economy???
(DIR) Post #1969110 by MegaLobsterFace@cybre.space
2018-12-14T00:13:16Z
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@lynnesbian seriously, though, i wasnt even wearing a weird color, iirc i wasnt wearing lipstick at all, dude just unprompted told me i should wear red more bc it makes girls look turned onanyway that dude was a regular and i came in for a week after that w/ black lipstick
(DIR) Post #1969114 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-14T00:13:53Z
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@MegaLobsterFace why are men
(DIR) Post #1969166 by MegaLobsterFace@cybre.space
2018-12-14T00:16:12Z
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@lynnesbian i think if someone tries to come up w/ an extreme edge-case to demonstrate a point and someone can come forward w/ that exact scenario having happened to them, everyone involved should win a free pizza
(DIR) Post #1969179 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-14T00:16:39Z
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girl: just got out of the showerman: Ahhh the scent of a freshly cleaned woman... I knew it well before Debra left me
(DIR) Post #1969196 by Robby@forreal.masto.host
2018-12-14T00:17:18Z
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@lynnesbian ah debra... she took 6 showers per day
(DIR) Post #1969204 by foggy@hidden.blue
2018-12-14T00:14:38.558712Z
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@lynnesbian I like how the man in this joke is literally just Jordan Peterson, please allow me to explain your joke more to you (1/?)
(DIR) Post #1969205 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-14T00:18:06Z
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@foggy i actually was referencing JP and i'm glad you noticed ;p
(DIR) Post #1969227 by stunt_bird@mastodon.social
2018-12-14T00:20:51Z
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@lynnesbian hey wait a dang second, I’m 32
(DIR) Post #1969442 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-14T00:40:32Z
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@stunt_bird I'm sorry you had to find out this way
(DIR) Post #1969457 by foggy@hidden.blue
2018-12-14T00:16:09.968422Z
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@lynnesbian it's the only thing I ever read him say before tuning out and making fun of him forever
(DIR) Post #1971926 by polychrome@cybre.space
2018-12-14T02:47:24Z
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@lynnesbian what do they say about black lipstick? :blobthinking:
(DIR) Post #1972177 by denidimochka@mastodon.art
2018-12-14T03:03:20Z
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@lynnesbian 🤮
(DIR) Post #1972264 by nilaky@cybre.space
2018-12-14T03:09:50Z
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@lynnesbian Oh, um... That’s certainly interesting! I definitely prefer actual blood though. When a predator is feasting, their lips drip with the remnants of their most recent kill, so actual blood is a great aide in making you appear dangerous.