Post 193912 by Gargron@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #193912 by Gargron@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T23:40:00Z
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Uhm what. Nagini is an animagus? What the fuck.
(DIR) Post #193913 by Gargron@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T23:42:36Z
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Rowling's like "I've been holding onto this secret for 20 years"I don't believe it, she couldn't even keep the 7 books internally consistent 100%, she just retcons via word of god whenever she wants.
(DIR) Post #193914 by Gargron@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T23:54:06Z
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I'm sure Fantastic Beasts will be a cool movie though because they're just getting better at the visualsWell, except for the Johnny Depp part, why the fuck did they cast him for that role, he just looks weird
(DIR) Post #193915 by EsmarPoole@mastodon.social
2018-09-25T23:58:52Z
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@Gargron Johnny Depp is still the greatest actor out there, and is a master at being weird. HoWood just continues to suck more and more, every second...He was in the most beautiful scene Hollywood ever managed to film.
(DIR) Post #193916 by EsmarPoole@mastodon.social
2018-09-26T00:04:45Z
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@Gargron Holy Fuck, that scene is almost 30 years old-Hold me...
(DIR) Post #193917 by EsmarPoole@mastodon.social
2018-09-26T00:08:17Z
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@Gargron Oh God that scene...I'm over thirty and I've never loved a woman... They've penetrated me, raped me w/ my own desire for them.But I've never loved one. I have scissors for hands... They cut me where it hurts.
(DIR) Post #193918 by EsmarPoole@mastodon.social
2018-09-26T00:10:26Z
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@Gargron #NoHomo
(DIR) Post #193919 by Gargron@mastodon.social
2018-09-26T00:11:05Z
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@EsmarPoole I don't know what's going on but I think you should stop messaging me