Post 1899462 by Lesbians@soc.uwu.st
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(DIR) Post #1899223 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-11T02:54:39Z
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My wife got the most valuable thing in the world to me in the divorce: my wife
(DIR) Post #1899308 by Rasp@mastodon.cloud
2018-12-11T02:59:35Z
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@BestGirlGrace Well I'm sure both of his former wives and now doing much better in their new monogamous relationship. Even if one of them is still a 15 year old Mexican girl they picked up at action in Tuscan.
(DIR) Post #1899422 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-11T03:08:42Z
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My other, smaller wife used to ride in my pocket and now it's just empty
(DIR) Post #1899462 by Lesbians@soc.uwu.st
2018-12-11T03:11:59Z
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@BestGirlGrace ;-; Hey at least you have pockets
(DIR) Post #1899659 by minty_da@cybre.space
2018-12-11T03:25:16Z
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@BestGirlGrace i want an otherwise totally ordinary sad country breakup song except for the occasional mentions of your tiny, tiny wife
(DIR) Post #1899710 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-11T03:28:41Z
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@minty_da My wife left me, she took the dogshe rode ol' Rover awayI'm starin' at that drinking glassshe swam in every day
(DIR) Post #1899758 by minty_da@cybre.space
2018-12-11T03:32:22Z
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@BestGirlGrace she said she'd always love me,we'd never be apartbut she's a hundred times smallerthan the hole she left in my heart
(DIR) Post #1899956 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-11T03:44:13Z
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@minty_da My wife, my wife, I love her sowe've never been this far apartit took her all day to leave the yardand every minute hurts my heart
(DIR) Post #1899998 by minty_da@cybre.space
2018-12-11T03:46:36Z
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@BestGirlGrace this concept is bringing me immeasurable joylike, several kilowifes of joy
(DIR) Post #1900057 by minty_da@cybre.space
2018-12-11T03:44:48Z
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@BestGirlGrace i feel like i should apologize for this but i won't,
(DIR) Post #1900086 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-11T03:52:46Z
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@minty_da oh my God, Deekeep it up and you'll have a hit country record and a generation of music fans with a micro kink
(DIR) Post #1900120 by minty_da@cybre.space
2018-12-11T03:54:25Z
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@BestGirlGrace I Always Wanted to be a Microfamous Musician but Now I'm Gonna Need the World's Smallest Violin?!
(DIR) Post #1900180 by jess@queer.af
2018-12-11T03:55:11Z
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@minty_da @BestGirlGrace heck, you have a really nice singing voice :o
(DIR) Post #1900181 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-11T03:57:21Z
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@minty_da @jess Right? She sounds so good!
(DIR) Post #1900192 by minty_da@cybre.space
2018-12-11T03:57:42Z
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@BestGirlGrace @jess aww heck thanks y'all :blobmelt:
(DIR) Post #1900283 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-11T04:01:31Z
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@minty_da Novelty country music stardom only comes once in a generation. Just like Convoy captured the nation, so can you.
(DIR) Post #1996356 by thelibrarian@scholar.social
2018-12-15T00:38:02Z
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@BestGirlGraceThis thread is hilarious...rotflmao. 🤣😂
(DIR) Post #9ik7L2i1BXymfE8uAq by Shitlord@dobbs.town
2019-05-12T18:43:53Z
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@BestGirlGrace small wife, small life