Post 1783222 by Taris@gulp.cafe
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 (DIR) Post #1781810 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
       2018-12-06T20:53:56Z
       
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       throwing this with a perfect spiral so it hits the wall and makes a huge mess
       
 (DIR) Post #1781831 by deserthag@jorts.horse
       2018-12-06T20:54:42Z
       
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       @BestGirlGrace It seems like that's literally what they want you to do with it.
       
 (DIR) Post #1781850 by moth@queer.garden
       2018-12-06T20:54:58Z
       
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       @BestGirlGrace "ready to toss the ol' pigskin around?" *pulls a can of dr.pepper out*
       
 (DIR) Post #1781870 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
       2018-12-06T20:55:55Z
       
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       @deserthag I keep wanting to pick it up like a football, but that doesn't work so I have to override that part of my brain.
       
 (DIR) Post #1781903 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
       2018-12-06T20:56:49Z
       
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       @moth "Go long! Go long!" I shout between sips
       
 (DIR) Post #1781931 by moth@queer.garden
       2018-12-06T20:57:41Z
       
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       @BestGirlGrace It's like those whistle balls but instead of a high pitched scream it's a stream of soda comin' out the back
       
 (DIR) Post #1781942 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
       2018-12-06T20:58:05Z
       
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       @moth The carbonation helps you throw it farther, you see.
       
 (DIR) Post #1781964 by moth@queer.garden
       2018-12-06T20:58:36Z
       
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       @BestGirlGrace Jet Propulsion
       
 (DIR) Post #1781990 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
       2018-12-06T20:59:20Z
       
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       @moth banned from the league for performance enhancing carbonation
       
 (DIR) Post #1782013 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
       2018-12-06T21:00:03Z
       
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       I keep wanting to pick it up so my fingers curl around the seams, but if you do that, you can't drink from it because the hole is in the wrong place
       
 (DIR) Post #1783222 by Taris@gulp.cafe
       2018-12-06T21:40:10Z
       
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       @BestGirlGrace make this the next viral video BS 👍
       
 (DIR) Post #1784035 by theangelremiel@jorts.horse
       2018-12-06T22:08:05Z
       
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       @BestGirlGraceThe thumbnail preview looked like a very fancy boot.