Post 1776475 by matt@radical.town
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(DIR) Post #1006832 by muppetbutler@knzk.me
2018-10-16T05:53:51Z
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someone start a thread of wack shit that white boys have done on dates
(DIR) Post #1006833 by Kidsgobroke@knzk.me
2018-10-16T06:03:54Z
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@muppetbutler we had been dating for a while and this one date we kissed and afterwards she said she loved me, and the only thing I could think of to say in response was that her breathe smelled like fish. She looked visibly upset (understandably) so I tried to diffuse the situation by following that up with “its ok, I love fish” I honestly thought she was going to dump me then and there
(DIR) Post #1757593 by spookcentral@cryptids.online
2018-12-06T01:54:41Z
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@muppetbutler my brother took a girl on a date to an abandoned glass factory and ended up needing 3 stitches
(DIR) Post #1757594 by spookcentral@cryptids.online
2018-12-06T01:55:20Z
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@muppetbutler this same brother also crashed his motorcycle into a barn trying to impress a group of girls
(DIR) Post #1776464 by matt@radical.town
2018-10-16T05:54:37Z
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@muppetbutler i have only been on one date in my life so no content from me unfortunately
(DIR) Post #1776465 by muppetbutler@knzk.me
2018-10-16T05:55:13Z
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@matt lmao that’s one more than me
(DIR) Post #1776466 by matt@radical.town
2018-10-16T05:57:38Z
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@muppetbutler drake doesnt like: datesdrake does like: meeting ppl at perseverance on brunswick st on a friday
(DIR) Post #1776467 by muppetbutler@knzk.me
2018-10-16T05:59:12Z
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@matt same but the old bar on Johnston st
(DIR) Post #1776468 by matt@radical.town
2018-10-16T05:59:31Z
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@muppetbutler the tote??
(DIR) Post #1776469 by muppetbutler@knzk.me
2018-10-16T05:59:59Z
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@matt it’s literally called the old bar
(DIR) Post #1776470 by matt@radical.town
2018-10-16T06:01:00Z
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@muppetbutler oh yeah thats opposite my old gym
(DIR) Post #1776471 by matt@radical.town
2018-10-16T06:01:50Z
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@muppetbutler the only time me and my mates go out is to the gaso but i met my gf at persa and she hates it lol
(DIR) Post #1776472 by muppetbutler@knzk.me
2018-10-16T06:02:21Z
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@matt omg last time I was at the gaso I got pushed down the stairs
(DIR) Post #1776473 by matt@radical.town
2018-10-16T06:03:27Z
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@muppetbutler well that sucks
(DIR) Post #1776474 by muppetbutler@knzk.me
2018-10-16T06:05:02Z
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@matt it’s fine they kicked the guy out and gave me some amyl lmao I love the gasothe recently had a night called amyl pigs in space and there were giant posters of miss piggy everywhere
(DIR) Post #1776475 by matt@radical.town
2018-10-16T06:05:50Z
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@muppetbutler lol, we went there every friday until they stopped doing razzmatazz love it there
(DIR) Post #1776476 by healyn@mastodon.social
2018-10-16T06:09:00Z
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@matt @muppetbutler hate it when places stop doing razzmatazz
(DIR) Post #2218626 by feld@bikeshed.party
2018-12-23T14:43:04.535334Z
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@Kidsgobroke @muppetbutler that’s ok, I said ILY to my wife when we were dating and she said “thank you” lol
(DIR) Post #2228346 by Kidsgobroke@knzk.me
2018-12-23T19:55:52Z
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@feld @muppetbutler follow that up with a crisp, firm handshake and you know it’s real
(DIR) Post #2228348 by _ampersand@guillotines.masto.host
2018-12-23T04:32:19Z
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@muppetbutler I was making out with somebody and they said "god you're hot" and I pulled back, folded my hands in my lap, and said "really? What makes you think that?"