Post 1762053 by Johnny_of_the_swamp@noagendasocial.com
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(DIR) Post #1758365 by kaniini@pleroma.site
2018-12-06T02:40:42.170882Z
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tired: using simple primitives for protocolswired: sending requests to the W3C for every message publishedinspired: having major federation issues because w3c servers fail (except on Pleroma where we don't implement this crazy shit)
(DIR) Post #1758366 by ivesen@miniwa.moe
2018-12-06T02:41:34.771030Z
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@kaniini I always assumed those @context things were purely there for aesthetics or some shit
(DIR) Post #1758602 by lucy@kawen.space
2018-12-06T02:56:43.338756Z
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@kaniini ...but why?
(DIR) Post #1758635 by kaniini@pleroma.site
2018-12-06T02:57:19.389666Z
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@lucy because ActivityPub that's why
(DIR) Post #1758636 by lucy@kawen.space
2018-12-06T02:59:14.456200Z
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@kaniini but using central server is exactly what federation is not supposed to be lmao or do I get something wrong here?
(DIR) Post #1758675 by kaniini@pleroma.site
2018-12-06T03:00:18.288498Z
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@lucy this is precisely why Pleroma doesn't do JSON-LD
(DIR) Post #1760335 by dirb@social.beepboop.ga
2018-12-06T04:22:12.132979Z
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@kaniini wait, did they seriously bring down the W3C servers? how much did it last?
(DIR) Post #1760457 by kaniini@pleroma.site
2018-12-06T04:22:56.221818Z
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@dirb no, the outage was unrelated. but it wrecked mastodon hardcore.
(DIR) Post #1760487 by dirb@social.beepboop.ga
2018-12-06T04:29:35.275395Z
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@kaniini lol, all because trying to save 6 MiB of RAMhttps://github.com/tootsuite/mastodon/commit/d40ef1129e6df5098e150ff3f6ee4eda9b7efcf8
(DIR) Post #1762010 by Johnny_of_the_swamp@noagendasocial.com
2018-12-06T06:17:38Z
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@kaniini did this actually happen?
(DIR) Post #1762052 by kaniini@pleroma.site
2018-12-06T06:18:04.887158Z
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@Johnny_of_the_swamp yes
(DIR) Post #1762053 by Johnny_of_the_swamp@noagendasocial.com
2018-12-06T06:18:59Z
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@kaniini can haz link plz? this is hilarious
(DIR) Post #1762146 by kaniini@pleroma.site
2018-12-06T06:21:32.651438Z
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@Johnny_of_the_swamp mastodon 2.6.5 changelog. all to save 6 MiB of ram too. nuts, honestly.
(DIR) Post #1762147 by Johnny_of_the_swamp@noagendasocial.com
2018-12-06T06:26:46Z
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@kaniini *looks at changelog, sees PR*What the hell is json-ld? Google it. Here's the homepage:"It is based on the already successful JSON format and provides a way to help JSON data interoperate at Web-scale." fuck this
(DIR) Post #1762172 by kaniini@pleroma.site
2018-12-06T06:28:17.452374Z
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@Johnny_of_the_swamp or, more accurately "Web (doesn't) scale"
(DIR) Post #1762176 by Johnny_of_the_swamp@noagendasocial.com
2018-12-06T06:29:24Z
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@kaniini just pipe your data to /dev/null it is fast as shit
(DIR) Post #1762189 by animeirl@social.homunyan.com
2018-12-06T06:30:10Z
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@kaniini @Johnny_of_the_swamp to be fair mastodon needs to save all the ram it can
(DIR) Post #1762203 by staticsafe@mastodon.zombocloud.com
2018-12-06T02:43:53Z
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@kaniini I still can't believe that was real until it was recently patched, I didn't know Mastodon did thatseems like unnecessarily traffic to the W3C servers too...
(DIR) Post #1762204 by kaniini@pleroma.site
2018-12-06T02:47:26.129159Z
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@staticsafe I warned them it was coming eventually
(DIR) Post #1762207 by funbreaker@pleroma.site
2018-12-06T02:53:07.834035Z
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@kaniini wait what
(DIR) Post #1762208 by kaniini@pleroma.site
2018-12-06T02:53:26.911794Z
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@funbreaker Mastodon 2.6.5 hotfix
(DIR) Post #1762498 by hellpie@weeaboo.space
2018-12-06T06:52:18.287069Z
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@kaniini are you saying people ACTUALLY PARSE xml schemas? Who the fuck decided to do that they are useless as shit regardless
(DIR) Post #1762499 by ratamacue@mastodon.sdf.org
2018-12-06T06:52:22Z
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@Johnny_of_the_swamp did we learn nothing with the disaster that was XML Schemas/DTDs and XSLT?
(DIR) Post #1763238 by kaniini@pleroma.site
2018-12-06T07:02:22.790091Z
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@hellpie mastodon :D :D :D :D :D
(DIR) Post #1763239 by hellpie@weeaboo.space
2018-12-06T07:41:58.021569Z
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@kaniini but do they actually need to do it or is it just so they can get w3c cummies?
(DIR) Post #1763261 by kaniini@pleroma.site
2018-12-06T07:42:24.693982Z
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@hellpie because they use JSON-LD signatures, they need to.
(DIR) Post #1763262 by hellpie@weeaboo.space
2018-12-06T07:43:38.349895Z
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@kaniini so it's for the cummies
(DIR) Post #1763554 by hexmasteen@chaos.social
2018-12-06T08:07:14Z
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@Johnny_of_the_swamp @kaniini it used to be called "semanic web".
(DIR) Post #1770213 by alynna@kitsunet.net
2018-12-06T13:43:14Z
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@Johnny_of_the_swamp @kaniini its a lethal dosage of JSON