Post 174547 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
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 (DIR) Post #174538 by babe@glitterkitten.co.uk
       2018-09-24T22:07:55Z
       
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       Sayings I learned from Australians today that don't involve fornication with arachnids:"We're not here to put socks on fucking centipedes""Shits me to tears""Wouldn't piss up his arse if his kidneys were on fire""Bee's dick" as a unit of measurement (in the UK it's"'gnat's cock")"This is giving me the shits" to denote something causing annoyance
       
 (DIR) Post #174539 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-24T22:10:41Z
       
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       @babe look I don't think you should piss up anyone's arse ever
       
 (DIR) Post #174547 by johnrandom@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-09-24T22:11:26Z
       
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       @babe I mean if someone's kidneys are on fire at that point so many things have gone impossibly wrong I don't think anything's going to be helped by some urine
       
 (DIR) Post #187810 by Bonedwarf@mastodon.social
       2018-09-24T22:09:21Z
       
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       @babe The exchanges of cultural information are why I like this place so much.