Post 173792 by garfiald@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #173566 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T20:54:31Z
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FOR FUCKS SAKEIVE RAN OUT OF CEREALIF ANYBODY GOES TO THE SHOPPLEASE BUY ME SOME
(DIR) Post #173567 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T20:54:45Z
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@ItsPatrik big mood
(DIR) Post #173568 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T20:55:20Z
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@garfiald I GOT A BOWL AND SPOON OUT, EXCITED FOR MY TASTY CEREAL TREATBUT THERES NONE LEFT GARF
(DIR) Post #173569 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T20:57:19Z
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@ItsPatrik damn. I sure know the feeling Patrice. It's a tough one. The Sainsbury's around the corner is still open should I go get you some cereal
(DIR) Post #173570 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T20:58:02Z
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@garfiald ONLY IF YOU CAN FIT IT INTO YOUR SCHEDULEI DONT WANT TO BE A HASSLE
(DIR) Post #173571 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T20:59:05Z
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@ItsPatrik what kind of cereal are you into
(DIR) Post #173572 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:00:12Z
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@garfiald I QUITE LIKE HONEY NUT CORNFLAKES
(DIR) Post #173573 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:01:47Z
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@ItsPatrik honey N U T T
(DIR) Post #173578 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:03:57Z
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@garfiald ITS QUITE DELICIOUS
(DIR) Post #173579 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:04:30Z
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@ItsPatrik hm. Is that a prank or should I go get honey nutt
(DIR) Post #173580 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:06:24Z
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@garfiald DO NOT POUR HONEY ON @nuttgodd THIS IS RUDEYOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS GARF
(DIR) Post #173583 by IrisSagan@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:07:45Z
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@ItsPatrik @garfiald @nuttgodd honey nutt cheerios
(DIR) Post #173787 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:07:55Z
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@ItsPatrik do you want me to go buy honey nutt cornflakes or not
(DIR) Post #173788 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:09:16Z
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@garfiald IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BUY ME HONEY NUT CORNFLAKES THAT WOULD BE VERY KIND OF YOU AND I WOULD APPRECIATE IT GREATLY
(DIR) Post #173789 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:14:03Z
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@ItsPatrik headed to the store
(DIR) Post #173790 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:18:15Z
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@ItsPatrik is it these you want
(DIR) Post #173791 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:19:42Z
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@garfiald YES PLEASE THEY LOOK DELICIOUS
(DIR) Post #173792 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:23:43Z
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@ItsPatrik headed home
(DIR) Post #173793 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:24:25Z
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@garfiald THIS IS EXCITING. IM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT, AND I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
(DIR) Post #173794 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:25:19Z
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@ItsPatrik do you take them with milk
(DIR) Post #173795 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:26:36Z
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@garfiald YES IM NOT A MONSTER (IF YOU HAVE LACTOSE FREE OR ALMOND MILK THAT IS PREFERABLE, HOWEVER I DON'T MIND BEING A LITTLE BIT MORE ILL IF YOU ONLY HAVE NORMAL MILK)
(DIR) Post #173796 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:27:53Z
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@ItsPatrik how about this
(DIR) Post #173797 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:28:25Z
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@garfiald PERFECT. THANK YOU GARF
(DIR) Post #173798 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:28:52Z
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@ItsPatrik now, the real test. Which do you put in first
(DIR) Post #173799 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:29:34Z
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@garfiald THE CEREAL GOES FIRST ALTHOUGH I LOVE YOU AND ACCEPT YOU IF YOU PUT THE MILK IN FIRST
(DIR) Post #173801 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:31:02Z
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@ItsPatrik wow. That's wild
(DIR) Post #173802 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:31:58Z
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@garfiald I LOVE TO ACCEPT OTHER PEOPLE FOR WHO THEY AREI DO NOT WANT ANYONE TO FEEL PRESSURED TO HAVE THEIR CEREAL IN THE SAME WAY AS ME
(DIR) Post #173825 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:33:43Z
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@ItsPatrik you're ce'real is ready
(DIR) Post #173826 by seasharp@crowsnest.libre.audio
2018-09-24T21:36:40.490497Z
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@garfiald @ItsPatrik This is true friendship.
(DIR) Post #173862 by seasharp@crowsnest.libre.audio
2018-09-24T21:38:58.160078Z
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@garfiald @ItsPatrik Garf lowkey this is stock photo standards you should sell ithttps://files.mastodon.social/media_attachments/files/006/601/035/original/4d9759ef5d563cb9.jpg
(DIR) Post #173902 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:34:47Z
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@garfiald @ItsPatrik oh boy look at that bowl of lightly moistened flakes, sorry is milk a thousand dollars a gallon?
(DIR) Post #173903 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:35:48Z
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@gayhobbes @garfiald PLEASE DONT BE SO MEAN. THIS IS A FRIENDLY PLACE FOR FRIENDLY PEOPLE
(DIR) Post #173904 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:36:36Z
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@ItsPatrik @garfiald I'm offering friendly advice: wet up your cereal, bud
(DIR) Post #173905 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:37:55Z
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@gayhobbes @garfiald THE CEREAL LOOKS PLENTY WET AS IT IS
(DIR) Post #173906 by seasharp@crowsnest.libre.audio
2018-09-24T21:41:27.247675Z
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@ItsPatrik @garfiald @gayhobbes See now, this is a matter of personal taste and ability.I for one feel far too much pressure to perform if there's enough milk to make the cereal soggy in under a minute.
(DIR) Post #173915 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:40:51Z
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@seasharp@ItsPatrik lmao I particularly enjoy the bit of cardboard I tore off the cereal box in the upper right corner
(DIR) Post #173945 by seasharp@crowsnest.libre.audio
2018-09-24T21:42:38.934863Z
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@garfiald @ItsPatrik Yeah that's for the 4k re-release from the Garf-vault thoughThe plebs at Amazon or w/e get the cropped version with the snow-white tablecloth and the insane focus on the crispy Sainsbury's flakes.
(DIR) Post #173956 by seasharp@crowsnest.libre.audio
2018-09-24T21:43:05.300925Z
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@garfiald and they should be so lucky, in fact.
(DIR) Post #174359 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:48:14Z
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@ItsPatrik @gayhobbes this cereal is great with just the right amount of milke. Isn't that rite pat rick?
(DIR) Post #174360 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:48:56Z
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@garfiald @ItsPatrik it's just going to be a hyperconcentrated shot
(DIR) Post #174361 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:51:13Z
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@garfiald @ItsPatrik you're going to eat all your cereal and then just SLRRP a tiny daub of milk that tastes like all the sugar ever in the entire box
(DIR) Post #174362 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:51:43Z
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@gayhobbes @garfiald HOW IS THIS NOT SEEN AS A POSITIVE
(DIR) Post #174363 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:52:33Z
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@ItsPatrik @garfiald because it's going to be warm
(DIR) Post #174364 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:52:58Z
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@gayhobbes @garfiald NO IT WONT
(DIR) Post #174365 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:53:53Z
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@ItsPatrik @garfiald that tiny bit of milk is going to be room temperature and be thicker than syrup
(DIR) Post #174366 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:55:25Z
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@gayhobbes @garfiald YOU ARE QUITE CLEARLY UNEDUCATED ON THIS TOPIC. I HAVE STUDIED MILK AND ITS PROPERTIES WHEN INTRODUCED TO HONEY NUT CORNFLAKES EXTENSIVELY AND HAVE DEDUCED THAT WHAT REMAINS IS A PERFECT NECTAR OF DELICIOUS MILK
(DIR) Post #174367 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T21:56:59Z
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@ItsPatrik @garfiald nectar should not have the viscosity of corn syrup
(DIR) Post #174368 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T21:58:06Z
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@gayhobbes @garfiald WELL THATS GOOD NEWSBECAUSE THIS MILK IS A PLEASANT CONSISTENCY
(DIR) Post #174369 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T22:00:14Z
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@ItsPatrik @garfiald NO
(DIR) Post #174370 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T22:00:58Z
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@gayhobbes @garfiald YES
(DIR) Post #174413 by gayhobbes@mastodon.social
2018-09-24T22:02:07Z
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@ItsPatrik @garfiald POSSIBLY NO
(DIR) Post #174414 by ItsPatrik@bofa.lol
2018-09-24T22:02:25Z
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@gayhobbes @garfiald DEFINITELY YES