Post 1697613 by binchicken@chickenfan.club
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(DIR) Post #1650396 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-02T07:05:19Z
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if you name yourself using ASCII control characters you can cause a buffer overflow and skip the first year of your life, saving 3 seconds
(DIR) Post #1650402 by 00dani@vulpine.club
2018-12-02T07:05:53Z
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@lynnesbian not saving one year? ๐ค
(DIR) Post #1650404 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-02T07:06:11Z
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@00dani time is bugged
(DIR) Post #1650408 by Pawdraig@mastodon.cloud
2018-12-02T07:06:39Z
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@lynnesbian *Waynes World voice* ok, awesome, good tip
(DIR) Post #1650411 by frinkel@lamp.institute
2018-12-02T07:06:48Z
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@lynnesbian @00dani i told them about the quickyear bug and even made a patch for it, but they didn't seem to want to implement it... :\
(DIR) Post #1650431 by bridge@deadinsi.de
2018-12-02T07:09:40Z
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@lynnesbian speed runs of life were better in the old days. You could sickness glitch to the end really fast. Most runners canโt even break age 10.
(DIR) Post #1650439 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-02T07:10:14Z
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@lynnesbian if you name yourself \0๐ธ๐น๐บโ, you can overflow the buffer for your name and inject arbitrary code into the birth certificate registry
(DIR) Post #1650457 by frinkel@lamp.institute
2018-12-02T07:11:39Z
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@BestGirlGrace @lynnesbian lol i remember how pissed the devs got when i used this to delete the entire name database
(DIR) Post #1650473 by monorail@glaceon.social
2018-12-02T07:13:28Z
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@BestGirlGrace @lynnesbian did you choose those characters (other than the null byte arbitrarily) or do they mean something? specifically the snowmanbecause if the snowman means something then i think there was a joke in a game i played that i completely missed
(DIR) Post #1650496 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-02T07:15:45Z
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@monorail @lynnesbian Those are the three Egyptian hieroglyph penises and then I put the snowman in because I like the snowman.
(DIR) Post #1650511 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
2018-12-02T07:16:45Z
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@monorail @lynnesbian I wasn't trying to make a reference to anything, no.
(DIR) Post #1650584 by monorail@glaceon.social
2018-12-02T07:24:19Z
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@BestGirlGrace @lynnesbian ah okayi played a game recently that's largely about hacking and the snowman character kept appearing in weird places, and it was never explainedi thought maybe that byte corresponded to `ret` or some other important opcode and that would explain why it was in the game :p
(DIR) Post #1650916 by binchicken@chickenfan.club
2018-12-02T08:04:02Z
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@lynnesbian i came out of the womb holding a, allowing me to complete childhood with a half a press
(DIR) Post #1697612 by CornishRepublicanArmy@witches.live
2018-12-02T11:12:59Z
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@binchicken @lynnesbian but an a press is an a press. you can't say its only a half....
(DIR) Post #1697613 by binchicken@chickenfan.club
2018-12-04T02:05:05Z
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@CornishRepublicanArmy @lynnesbian *inhales vape for six minutes, draining the entire battery*well,