Post 163756 by Decay@mastodon.social
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 (DIR) Post #163755 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
       2018-09-24T06:11:26Z
       
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       Vampires these days don't spend enough time lurking outside your house, begging in the voice of your dead loved ones to let them in.
       
 (DIR) Post #163756 by Decay@mastodon.social
       2018-09-24T06:28:14Z
       
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       @ConfusedImp mostly as far as I can tell they just sit around being sad on social media
       
 (DIR) Post #163928 by ConfusedImp@mastodon.social
       2018-09-24T06:58:24Z
       
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       @Decay That's emotional vampires. Totally different monster.