Post 1498536 by patpandahat@radical.town
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 (DIR) Post #1490900 by em@cybre.space
       2018-11-26T02:00:59Z
       
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       why is the McDonald mascot a clown? clowns don’t eat hamburgers they eat balloons
       
 (DIR) Post #1490904 by Skoll3@pleroma.site
       2018-11-26T02:02:40.226537Z
       
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       @em hamburger baloons
       
 (DIR) Post #1492059 by em@cybre.space
       2018-11-26T02:03:00Z
       
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       @Skoll3 wow you solved it
       
 (DIR) Post #1498526 by NuclearTess@efdn.club
       2018-11-26T02:23:29Z
       
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       @em why is burger king's mascot a king? kings dont eat burgers they eat steak and bread and cheese and make villagers starve
       
 (DIR) Post #1498536 by patpandahat@radical.town
       2018-11-26T02:05:00Z
       
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       @em When I was little, my dad told me a story about how he traumatized his sister by telling her they sneaked behind a circus tent and watched the clowns eat 2x4s and spit out the nails like seeds.
       
 (DIR) Post #1498537 by BestGirlGrace@social.illegalpornography.com
       2018-11-26T09:36:09Z
       
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       @patpandahat @em this is false, of course. clowns tie the nails in knots with their tongues, like you might do with a cherry stem