Post 1456053 by jacethechicken@chickenfan.club
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(DIR) Post #1456003 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-24T17:22:39Z
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new mastodon feature: your ebooks bot slowly becomes more and more like you. it starts using words you've never posted. you never tooted what your mother's name was, but it knows. it knows everything about you. it gets more and more accurate as time goes on. it starts posting about your present, rather than your future. it posts "about to sneeze" right as you sneeze. it livetoots your emotions. and then it starts predicting. "i'm going to stub my toe tomorrow", it posts, and you do. "i'm going to buy a losing lottery ticket." you decide not to buy a ticket at all today, but you black out and wake up, holding a losing ticket. you can't evade your fate. the bot isn't just predicting your future any more. it's dictating it now. "i'm going to bite my tongue until it bleeds, and i'm going to like it." and you do. "i'm going to light a match and swallow it." and you do. "i'm going to cut myself". and you do. "i'm going to kill myself." you're fighting hard against your hand, pushing the knife away, but it won't fucking stop. it's getting closer and closer to your neck. it's not even your dominant hand, and yet it's so much stronger than you. you can't stop it. the cold steel pierces your jugular. with every beat of your heart, dark red blood shoots out onto the floow. your vision is fading. you're dying. you collapse onto the floor. you can't move. you can only look. the bedroom door opens. a metal humanoid walks in. it starts peeling off your skin and sticking it onto its own body. you've been replaced. you're obsolete. you're dead.
(DIR) Post #1456021 by citrustwee@knzk.me
2018-11-24T17:23:39Z
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@lynnesbian please. more of this. i miss @dissoci8n
(DIR) Post #1456028 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-24T17:24:07Z
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@citrustwee @dissoci8n this wouldn't fit on dissoci8n because it's well over 500 chars
(DIR) Post #1456033 by healyn@mastodon.social
2018-11-24T17:24:09Z
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@lynnesbian jesus
(DIR) Post #1456036 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-24T17:24:22Z
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@citrustwee honestly that's a big part of the reason i don't use it, 500 chars is way too limiting
(DIR) Post #1456040 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-24T17:24:37Z
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@healyn jesus_ebooks
(DIR) Post #1456043 by cesese@niu.moe
2018-11-24T17:24:59Z
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@lynnesbian IT'S JUST A PRANK, YO!!!they say to your dead body.
(DIR) Post #1456053 by jacethechicken@chickenfan.club
2018-11-24T17:25:22Z
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@lynnesbian I am spooped. This is good content.
(DIR) Post #1456057 by amic@nulled.red
2018-11-24T17:23:58Z
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@lynnesbian yeah not reading this wall of text
(DIR) Post #1456064 by amy@lamp.institute
2018-11-24T17:25:30Z
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@lynnesbian lynne
(DIR) Post #1456070 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-24T17:25:38Z
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@amic that's for the better
(DIR) Post #1456074 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-24T17:25:49Z
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@amy amy
(DIR) Post #1456112 by a_breakin_glass@cybre.space
2018-11-24T17:28:38Z
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@lynnesbian the cycle repeats with the ebooks bot and your ghost
(DIR) Post #1456128 by sweetmercury@jorts.horse
2018-11-24T17:28:53Z
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@lynnesbian ok I read this CW and started singing non-con sui to the tune of Hong Kong Fui and I think this may be what gets me cancelled.
(DIR) Post #1456154 by Aleums@knzk.me
2018-11-24T17:29:45Z
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@lynnesbian Jesus christ Lynne
(DIR) Post #1456166 by tay@monsterpit.net
2018-11-24T17:29:50Z
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@lynnesbian why is this hot
(DIR) Post #1456175 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-24T17:29:55Z
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@Aleums im cute bune
(DIR) Post #1456184 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-24T17:30:11Z
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@tay BAD :spritz: :spritz: :spritz:
(DIR) Post #1456369 by themorgangoats@jorts.horse
2018-11-24T17:37:30Z
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@lynnesbian@morgantron2000 better watch their metallic ass because i'm onto them now, spooky electronic bastard
(DIR) Post #1458481 by frinkeldoodle@furrytf.club
2018-11-24T19:18:26Z
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@lynnesbianoookay maybe I shouldn't have pressed read more this time, I like the original concept and the writing is great but i should've paid more attention to the fact non-con sui is in it before reading it x-x
(DIR) Post #1474414 by neufv@cybre.space
2018-11-25T12:26:23Z
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@lynnesbian christ this is good
(DIR) Post #1558594 by Roxxie_Riot@knzk.me
2018-11-28T16:10:41Z
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@lynnesbian literally why I don't have a bot, y'all are holdijg open the door for our mechanical overlords.
(DIR) Post #1598067 by Torie@todon.nl
2018-11-30T03:37:13Z
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@lynnesbian oh that was scary
(DIR) Post #1598099 by MordecaiPinhas@sunbeam.city
2018-11-30T03:39:11Z
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@lynnesbian A fantastic TerrorToot
(DIR) Post #1599865 by Torie@todon.nl
2018-11-30T05:08:54Z
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@lynnesbian I read this outloud to my irl friends and they all liked it
(DIR) Post #1599872 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-30T05:38:41Z
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@Torie aaaaaaaa that's really nice to hear :blobcatmelt3:
(DIR) Post #1599912 by Loveydoveywolf@mastodon.social
2018-11-30T05:40:53Z
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@lynnesbian oh my god
(DIR) Post #1599947 by rey@vulpine.club
2018-11-30T05:42:30Z
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@lynnesbian your Markov chains have been banned from the #VulpineClub
(DIR) Post #1599955 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-30T05:42:53Z
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@rey thankfully they stick to botsin.space
(DIR) Post #1599986 by Bridge@witches.live
2018-11-30T05:44:36Z
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@lynnesbian this is what I was talking about when I said what if bots could dox you. Yes. This is amazing.
(DIR) Post #1600013 by Slipperywerm@radical.town
2018-11-30T05:45:46Z
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@lynnesbian can you delete my bot now š°
(DIR) Post #1600227 by alana@radical.town
2018-11-30T06:02:45Z
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@lynnesbian holy fuck
(DIR) Post #1600609 by HAL@queer.af
2018-11-30T06:36:34Z
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@lynnesbian lynne are you ok
(DIR) Post #1600875 by Wewereseeds@organizing.social
2018-11-30T07:02:38Z
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@lynnesbian haha cool never asking you for a bot if that was your purpose it worked
(DIR) Post #1600905 by burgin@jorts.horse
2018-11-30T07:04:09Z
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@lynnesbian this was roughly the plot of the show "early edition" before the dang network execs interfered
(DIR) Post #1602449 by luna@f.l4.pm
2018-11-30T09:19:19.635440Z
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@lynnesbian i kept myself from reading this for 5 daysonly now im reading itlynne what the fuck
(DIR) Post #1602456 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-30T09:19:40Z
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@luna its good isn't it
(DIR) Post #1602464 by 00dani@vulpine.club
2018-11-30T09:20:14Z
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@lynnesbian @luna you're good :blobcatcoffee:ā
(DIR) Post #1602514 by luna@f.l4.pm
2018-11-30T09:20:21.953855Z
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@lynnesbian , said the markov, while trying to blend in with my shitpost
(DIR) Post #1602515 by luna@f.l4.pm
2018-11-30T09:22:44.254041Z
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@lynnesbian tbh clicking that cw is the irreversible doomed timeline but irl
(DIR) Post #1602516 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-30T09:23:12Z
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@luna i'm sorry luna ;u;can we still be friends
(DIR) Post #1602525 by luna@f.l4.pm
2018-11-30T09:23:27.677793Z
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@lynnesbian yes im shitposting
(DIR) Post #1602526 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-30T09:23:37Z
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@luna good good good :patcat:
(DIR) Post #1602545 by luna@f.l4.pm
2018-11-30T09:24:10.775879Z
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@lynnesbian , SAID THE MARKOV, PETTING ME WITH ACCURATE MACHINE PRECISION
(DIR) Post #2440681 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-12-30T17:50:35Z
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pls read this i put lot of efort into
(DIR) Post #2440751 by foxfire@witches.live
2018-12-30T17:52:11Z
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@lynnesbian Iām super fine w that tbh love the idea
(DIR) Post #2441105 by CornishRepublicanArmy@witches.live
2018-12-30T18:02:35Z
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@lynnesbian Lynne! sweetie! this is uhhh, hmmm, I wanna say great but also terrifying. so I'll put it down to evocative, emotive and excruciatingly vivid