Post 1454724 by garfiald@mastodon.social
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(DIR) Post #1454317 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-11-24T15:55:20Z
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the main advantage of being uncircumcised is i can stretch out my foreskin and tie it into a knot so that when i cum i can keep it in my foreskin bag and just walk around with it in case i end up needing some cum
(DIR) Post #1454318 by wdraws@knzk.me
2018-11-24T15:57:26Z
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@garfiald i read some people on 4chan years ago saying they legit cum into their foreskin like its a pouch so they dont have to clean up
(DIR) Post #1454319 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-24T15:57:46Z
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@wdraws @garfiald i beg your fucking pardon
(DIR) Post #1454336 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-11-24T15:58:11Z
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@lynnesbian @wdraws technology is becoming more advanced with each passing day
(DIR) Post #1454357 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-11-24T15:59:15Z
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@garfiald fuck you, and fuck this post
(DIR) Post #1454368 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-11-24T15:59:43Z
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@laurie ilu laurie :blobmiou:
(DIR) Post #1454486 by laurie@knzk.me
2018-11-24T16:05:16Z
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@garfiald i will stomp on ur fucking fores Kim
(DIR) Post #1454724 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-11-24T16:05:32Z
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@laurie cool
(DIR) Post #1454725 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2018-11-24T16:06:22Z
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@laurie *sploosh* (thats my cum, from you stomping and undoing my foreskin knot
(DIR) Post #9lXOl8ZA3ZQ6hfz5sG by Ste1lar@niu.moe
2019-08-04T09:04:07Z
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@garfiald :blobcatoh: so much potential i'm not using
(DIR) Post #9lXQBAIuJlSzZoMBIe by Swiff@cybre.space
2019-08-04T09:20:01Z
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@garfiald I physically recoiled from my computer how could
(DIR) Post #9lXQDMPgGbh3iCZVjs by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-08-04T09:20:26Z
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@Swiff i try my best
(DIR) Post #9lXQJtPKVX3ZmOWRv6 by nuttgodd@nutt.church
2019-08-04T09:21:32Z
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@garfiald hey you stole this from my true story
(DIR) Post #9lXQQS8OJ6L7DijAWW by eject@lgbtq.cool
2019-08-04T09:22:47Z
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@garfiald this is ageing well, like a fine foreskin bag full of cum
(DIR) Post #9lXQoFpzg4dY25TJlg by starwall@radical.town
2019-08-04T09:27:05Z
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@garfiald how in the world is this the first time I've ever seen this classic
(DIR) Post #9lXQqTczNQEPNiRsem by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-08-04T09:27:31Z
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@starwall starwall, what the fuck
(DIR) Post #9lXQtUFNWzSQAdqAJk by PublicChaffinch@mastodon.social
2019-08-04T09:28:02Z
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@garfiald oh wow
(DIR) Post #9lXQuLsC9OzyUNPPg8 by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-08-04T09:28:13Z
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@PublicChaffinch yeah its pretty good
(DIR) Post #9lXQxujJ0kCbSnww0O by PublicChaffinch@mastodon.social
2019-08-04T09:28:51Z
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@garfiald I might need to take 5 mins just to fully absorb it's power
(DIR) Post #9lXQyhV9g8zwj6hpFg by starwall@radical.town
2019-08-04T09:28:59Z
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@garfiald I've never felt more under a rock than I do now
(DIR) Post #9lY5pByi9gk674BX84 by themorgangoats@jorts.horse
2019-08-04T17:00:21Z
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@garfiald this is probably not very hygienic right
(DIR) Post #9lY5pCeBfTv4BhaemG by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-08-04T17:01:23Z
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@themorgangoats morgan, if your comfortable with carrying cum in you're balls all day you'll be comfortable carrying it in you're foreskin bag
(DIR) Post #9lY5pDLR4gVwLppCBk by themorgangoats@jorts.horse
2019-08-04T17:03:22Z
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@garfiald huh. never thought about it that way. huh. huh...
(DIR) Post #9lY5rMQgGkjh6cIlKS by succfemboi@iscute.moe
2019-08-04T17:00:25.956626Z
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@garfiald does that count as self-cuminflation?
(DIR) Post #9lY6wVC5D5dngsUO2q by malle_yeno@snouts.online
2019-08-04T17:19:10Z
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@garfialdI think this toot has the most interaction I've ever seen on your account
(DIR) Post #9lY6zKrc4dqKWMGWZc by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-08-04T17:19:43Z
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@malle_yeno it's the least it deserves
(DIR) Post #9lY78IqQwxGUrhzQvY by morganmay@octodon.social
2019-08-04T17:21:20Z
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@garfiald *ze frank voice* "This is how the garfield do."
(DIR) Post #9lY7CtSWlCU5a5zrjU by malle_yeno@snouts.online
2019-08-04T17:22:10Z
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@garfialdScratch that, I'm pretty sure this is the most interacted toot on all of masto
(DIR) Post #9lY7Ev6Zbzn3GUh70S by garfiald@mastodon.social
2019-08-04T17:22:33Z
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@malle_yeno i would hope so!
(DIR) Post #9lY7e0sBIupGORvabI by shaderphantom@awoo.space
2019-08-04T17:27:03Z
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@garfiald oh my god, i'm hyperventilating