Post 1178209 by bryn@onster.farm
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(DIR) Post #1177733 by bryn@onster.farm
2018-11-13T18:17:49Z
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specifically vaginas and vagina adjacent things. what's your ranking of horrible words for vagina/vulva/clitoris?clunge, gash and beef curtains might be the worstvag is bad. pussy is pretty grim.slit is less bad but still badvagina is neutral at bestvulva is purely anatomical and could never be used in a sexual contextclit is fine. clitoris is long-winded. nub is tolerable. love button makes me wanna retch
(DIR) Post #1177734 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-13T19:34:00Z
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@bryn aww man but i like love button
(DIR) Post #1177791 by carbontwelve@d20hero.club
2018-11-13T19:36:25.977868Z
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@bryn coin purse?
(DIR) Post #1177831 by bryn@onster.farm
2018-11-13T19:27:34Z
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update: minge is between clunge and vag. penny and tuppence are horrifying in their own quaint archaic way? fanny is just completely unsexual it's a comedy word imo and i will not rank it
(DIR) Post #1177832 by moth@queer.garden
2018-11-13T19:29:06Z
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@bryn fuck my fanny 😏
(DIR) Post #1177833 by carbontwelve@d20hero.club
2018-11-13T19:37:34.391462Z
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@moth @bryn any people in with a thick Scottish accent to record this - for science...
(DIR) Post #1178060 by bryn@onster.farm
2018-11-13T19:45:08Z
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@lynnesbian just makes me think of the facebook react... clit is a perfectly adequate word imo
(DIR) Post #1178087 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-13T19:45:31Z
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@bryn oh god no i didn't even think of that
(DIR) Post #1178207 by bryn@onster.farm
2018-11-13T19:32:07Z
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clam: nasty, on vag's level, along with fish taco and ham sandwich. hoohah: alongside pennylady garden: also in that classification with the extra downside of being gendered
(DIR) Post #1178208 by pip@4eva.online
2018-11-13T19:33:07Z
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@bryn the good one i use is “downstairs area” because it’s not gendered or anatomy specific
(DIR) Post #1178209 by bryn@onster.farm
2018-11-13T19:44:11Z
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@pip it's got a charmingly awkward feel to it
(DIR) Post #1178210 by pip@4eva.online
2018-11-13T19:46:13Z
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@bryn oh yeah. like it’s not sexy at all, but it’s also almost always appropriate as a euphemism.
(DIR) Post #1178211 by hannadryad@occult.camp
2018-11-13T19:50:20Z
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@pip @bryn For the record, from the other side of the stadium, I usually just say "bits" 👍
(DIR) Post #1178248 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
2018-11-13T19:53:09Z
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@bryn the worst is referring to wetness as "nectar"
(DIR) Post #1178349 by SilencingTrees@lgbt.io
2018-11-13T19:57:24Z
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@lynnesbianSo that's what they mean when they say the nectar of life@bryn
(DIR) Post #1178358 by bryn@onster.farm
2018-11-13T19:57:40Z
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@lynnesbian WAHHHH no that's bad fanfic level....
(DIR) Post #1178535 by hannadryad@occult.camp
2018-11-13T19:58:33Z
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@carbontwelve @moth @bryn Whats the voice recorder thing hanny linked to?
(DIR) Post #1178536 by carbontwelve@d20hero.club
2018-11-13T20:06:09.614639Z
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@hannadryad @bryn @moth fanny enough I was thinking of hanny when I wrote that
(DIR) Post #1178603 by hanny@radical.town
2018-11-13T19:59:07Z
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@bryn @lynnesbian MOIST CAVERN
(DIR) Post #1178626 by carbontwelve@d20hero.club
2018-11-13T20:10:40.290260Z
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@bryn just remembered one "hot pocket"
(DIR) Post #1178816 by Jewbacchus@octodon.social
2018-11-13T19:54:22Z
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@bryn sometimes I find the overly censored ones pretty gross as well: hoo-ha, "her treasure", love tunnel. "Lady parts" is gross for a few reasons.Idk why but "man in the boat" is not at all off-putting to me.
(DIR) Post #1178817 by bryn@onster.farm
2018-11-13T19:59:09Z
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@Jewbacchus yeah prude old-personny ones are bad. man in the boat is not one i've heard but i don't like it
(DIR) Post #1178818 by Jewbacchus@octodon.social
2018-11-13T20:03:24Z
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@bryn I googled it trying to figure out where its use comes from and found this absolute beauty of a research paper http://sites.millersville.edu/bduncan/221/allen-burridge/snatch.pdf
(DIR) Post #1178819 by hanny@radical.town
2018-11-13T20:09:31Z
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@Jewbacchus @bryn this is rly interesting tho I have been absolutely floored by it's mention of the term 'black cat with a cut throat'. fucking rancid.
(DIR) Post #1178820 by Jewbacchus@octodon.social
2018-11-13T20:10:35Z
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@hanny @bryn hoooo boy
(DIR) Post #1178821 by hanny@radical.town
2018-11-13T20:16:11Z
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@Jewbacchus @bryn tho it does list 'veiny bang stick' next to it which is something that nobody has ever called a dick
(DIR) Post #1178822 by Jewbacchus@octodon.social
2018-11-13T20:17:46Z
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@hanny @bryn oh my god veiny bang stick is definitely going on the "things i'm going to say out loud that delay me having sex but were worth it" list.
(DIR) Post #1178823 by hanny@radical.town
2018-11-13T20:20:09Z
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@Jewbacchus @bryn "please may i ride the veiny bang stick" [gets forcibly ejected out of the bed and thrown out my sexual partners house]