Post 1036618 by Robby@forreal.masto.host
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 (DIR) Post #1036601 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-11-07T17:30:46Z
       
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       would you rather pee a litre of urine:a) all in one go every ten minutes; as soon as ten minutes pass, it all comes out in a massive stream, and then it stops for another ten minutesb) spread evenly over time (you are constantly urinating and cannot stop) at a rate of one litre per hour, overall producing one sixth of the amount of urine in the first option
       
 (DIR) Post #1036607 by LottieVixen@toot.cat
       2018-11-07T17:31:09Z
       
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       @lynnesbian in one go.. gosh
       
 (DIR) Post #1036611 by LottieVixen@toot.cat
       2018-11-07T17:31:18Z
       
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       @lynnesbian
       
 (DIR) Post #1036614 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-11-07T17:31:45Z
       
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       @LottieVixen i tried to avoid it but here we are
       
 (DIR) Post #1036618 by Robby@forreal.masto.host
       2018-11-07T17:31:59Z
       
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       @lynnesbian i refuse to think about this
       
 (DIR) Post #1036625 by Bronco@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-11-07T17:32:04Z
       
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       @lynnesbianWould I rather have an awesome piss every ten minutes, or be constantly pissing myself? Is that the conundrum?
       
 (DIR) Post #1036634 by LottieVixen@toot.cat
       2018-11-07T17:32:38Z
       
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       @lynnesbian oh come on this is fedi... you can't avoid it. (well you can but gosh i didn't even get to reading "a)" and I a was already in a dream world
       
 (DIR) Post #1036635 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-11-07T17:32:47Z
       
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       @Bronco yes, but in the first case you produce a total of 6 litres every hour, and in the second case only 1
       
 (DIR) Post #1036644 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-11-07T17:33:32Z
       
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       @LottieVixen look i have a Peeing Thing too but i managed to remove myself from the situation and stay scientific about it
       
 (DIR) Post #1036652 by Bronco@guillotines.masto.host
       2018-11-07T17:34:29Z
       
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       @lynnesbianI WANT TO FIRE A 10 LITER JET OF PISS FROM MY BODY EVERY HOUR LIKE IT'S AN ENCOUNTER POWER. I AM THE STORM! I AM THE PISSBRINGER!
       
 (DIR) Post #1036691 by Quinntessential@cybre.space
       2018-11-07T17:37:29Z
       
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       @lynnesbian @LottieVixen what on flat earth is happening right now
       
 (DIR) Post #1036718 by benaiah@pdx.social
       2018-11-07T17:40:26Z
       
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       @lynnesbian after some googling, it turns out that six litres of pee are almost exactly the right amount (1.59 gallons) to flush a new toilet meeting US federal efficiency standards (1.6 gallons per flush)so automatic toilet flushing might tip the scales here
       
 (DIR) Post #1036723 by Roxxie_Riot@knzk.me
       2018-11-07T17:40:39Z
       
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       @lynnesbian I'm pretty sure the first one is actually an upgrade from taking Spiro.
       
 (DIR) Post #1036871 by flapjack@mastodon.social
       2018-11-07T17:52:26Z
       
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       @lynnesbianso do you have to like.. rehydrate after?
       
 (DIR) Post #1036956 by lilgreenfriend@twinja.club
       2018-11-07T17:58:31Z
       
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       @lynnesbian Over a short period of time, or for the rest of our lives?
       
 (DIR) Post #1043222 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-11-07T23:52:14Z
       
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       @lilgreenfriend rest of your life
       
 (DIR) Post #1043229 by lynnesbian@fedi.lynnesbian.space
       2018-11-07T23:52:27Z
       
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       @flapjack no it is infinite