Post B2j63VbSLfiFPd1BWC by 7666@comp.lain.la
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(DIR) Post #B2ej4D5zZMW6iwpK2i by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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:hacker_f::hacker_s::hacker_e:Okay, downtime was caused by disk fillup. I have duct-taped it and am going to slap it around some more.
(DIR) Post #B2ej6tCnycbJu9I6i0 by A5vV5XjiPtpzHGIAz2.graf@poa.st
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@p I was just wondering why all the retryable oban_jobs started going down. welcome back
(DIR) Post #B2es3zaAi6g2OuujGi by A5vV5XjiPtpzHGIAz2.graf@poa.st
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@p Almost there after some tweaksSun 25 Jan 2026 11:10:42 PM UTC (every 1s) state | count-----------+------- scheduled | 46 executing | 218 retryable | 14045 completed | 22876 cancelled | 173
(DIR) Post #B2ioLGaP7bOGsLqNyi by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@graf FSE cannot be killed.
(DIR) Post #B2ioMWeKsqsiz8Hcw4 by theorytoe@shin.mugicha.club
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revolver solves this
(DIR) Post #B2ioQNuDKqan1aYBMm by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@theorytoe Actually, Revolver and Postgres share the same disk so they were both shitting themselves.
(DIR) Post #B2ioRrTore8z2MuOzw by Ree@shitposter.world
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@p oh no my prolapse anus folder got deleted from the server
(DIR) Post #B2ioTOeP1Q3aChahBQ by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@Ree Sacrifices had to be be made.
(DIR) Post #B2ioeVwIGOl9ziGDE8 by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
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@p install zabbix agent and I'll monitor it for you.
(DIR) Post #B2ioeWTGHp8BdxgXc8 by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@prettygood Thank you for the offer but I can monitor things and also I do not install an agent.
(DIR) Post #B2iohFIoZiBvGV65IG by 7666@comp.lain.la
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@prettygood @p i know it's not your intent but "install this thing that runs executable code and calls back to a remote server" is uhh
(DIR) Post #B2ipHBwCYvXHFqf00e by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@7666 @prettygood I just assume that anything with that kind of name won't even compile on my machine.Anyway, pg and I know each other but I don't get pwnt because I never install anything.
(DIR) Post #B2ipIgXcGU82SWsB6G by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
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@7666 @p it was absolutely bait, I'm just a nerd for monitoring
(DIR) Post #B2ipqVbhQMOaORuY6K by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@prettygood @7666 True story, "Hey, Grafana is like a very neutral frontend for Prometheus!" is horseshit because it will goddamn download and install and execute binaries and it'll give non-obvious errors if you've mounted /var with noexec because the dipshits that wrote it didn't think "Maybe we won't have permission to download and install and execute random binaries". Fucking pip3, fucking Rubygems, fucking Go, fucking *everyone* makes you jump through a bunch of goddamn hoops to avoid "downloading and executing blobs from the goddamn internet" because BEST GODDAMN PRACTICES dictate that you make variable names 40 characters long and you branch so hard that nobody can tell where *anything* came from but they do not forbid "running random-ass goddamn binaries".
(DIR) Post #B2irh7BV3bhPwyIxpA by mint@ryona.agency
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@7666 @p @prettygood :albanian:
(DIR) Post #B2ivkYuWpNQecwGXo0 by 7666@comp.lain.la
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@p @prettygood unhackable
(DIR) Post #B2iwLLLIElZfGCK74C by phnt@fluffytail.org
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@p @7666 @prettygood Netdata used to be very good and simple until it gained major traction and now you can't disable their retarded integration that phones home about your license every time you open the monitoring page, you cannot disable the stupid "AI IS COMING TO EASE MONITORING PLEASE SIGN UP TO NETDATA CLOUD" retarded banners. Grafana is now the same, with their AI garbage nobody asked for. At this point the only not self-killing monitoring system I've used is good old Munin. No idea about Zabbix, but since it is mostly designed for monitoring fleets of servers and the frontend is PHP, I'm having my doubts.
(DIR) Post #B2iwSYkEo27wr0QqVU by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@phnt @7666 @prettygood > At this point the only not self-killing monitoring system I've used is good old Munin.The best possible monitoring system is crond.
(DIR) Post #B2iwT4BbuJRUMsTdya by i@declin.eu
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@phnt @7666 @p @prettygood netdata going trash was sad indeed, too bad it's not worth forking even though the out of the box experience of v2 was supreme for that little whileand zabbix is still the respectable clunky but always reliable work horsebut for anything small, you might as well do the rrd thing through any of the dozen management systems for it
(DIR) Post #B2iwezgKTs7Ds9X6xM by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@7666 @prettygoodlavos_feat._ytcracker--i_am_the_storm_swat_me.mp3
(DIR) Post #B2ixVo4eMuvJDg5lPU by theorytoe@shin.mugicha.club
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slapping your face with my big salacious penis (I like to call it my thigger) solves this
(DIR) Post #B2ixVoVwjQl2aKrYxM by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@theorytoe Who calls their penis "salacious"?
(DIR) Post #B2izbgooSOCsMZcKGG by jeremiah@shitposter.world
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@p @theorytoe me, after i stick it in the salsa.
(DIR) Post #B2izlYr6uxgUYvOnoG by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@jeremiah @theorytoe You better check who made the salsa because if it's a guy that likes ghost peppers, you'll have to name your penis "burning regret".
(DIR) Post #B2j0y0HEtJjl2O7Kl6 by 7666@comp.lain.la
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@p @phnt @prettygood nagios
(DIR) Post #B2j0y82I2mX56LBVZI by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@7666 @phnt @prettygood I think this is the first time I have ever seen "Nagios" used without "have to fix" being nearby.
(DIR) Post #B2j2OB2NbhFLtSDA6i by 7666@comp.lain.la
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@p @phnt @prettygood How the fuck does someone break it, I mean okay I use icinga2 not nagios core but still
(DIR) Post #B2j2OBXDl1utR6dnBA by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@7666 @phnt @prettygood > How the fuck does someone break itI don't know, I never touched the fuckin' thing. I just know that everywhere I have ever worked, the main function of Nagios is to be repaired.> I mean okay I use icinga2 not nagios coreI don't know what this means. Please do not explain it.(Although usually when someone explains something technical, I am delighted, this is not the same. Every time someone explains the enterprise-grade fluoride stuff to me, I feel like I'm listening to someone explain BSDM practices to me. If I apply myself, I can nod and not make faces, but I can't care about the conversation and there's a lot of information that I do not want to know.)
(DIR) Post #B2j2fM7Vef9dBlnnSi by 7666@comp.lain.la
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@p @phnt @prettygood I am gonna have to set up one again to prove you wrong goddammit
(DIR) Post #B2j2fMYo1AzMYQZb0a by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@7666 @phnt @prettygood You know, I never have to set up "awk script that runs from cron", I just figure out what I want the system to tell me and then I ask it my question in the form of an awk script.
(DIR) Post #B2j2fts6AT1rroqyA4 by theorytoe@shin.mugicha.club
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I do. I also call it my "thigger". Few understnad
(DIR) Post #B2j2qVLZgpz8zUhHou by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@theorytoe "Thug-rigger"
(DIR) Post #B2j3uVeAcIFr28ruuu by 7666@comp.lain.la
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@p @phnt @prettygood make it keep state
(DIR) Post #B2j3uWAQgM3ieBxgCO by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@7666 @phnt @prettygood Why would I want it to keep state? That's easy to do, there's an entire /tmp or Postgres or whatever. Give it its own directory in /var. Have it append its output to a .tsv and then have Rscript turn it into a graph. Or, hell, SVGs aren't hard to generate. Five lines that produce a solution that fits like a glove will always beat some enterprise-grade fluoridation system sapping and impurifying your precious bodily fluids: the only advantage to the latter is that it makes you easier to replace.
(DIR) Post #B2j3vVGDXRvy7o8fBo by theorytoe@shin.mugicha.club
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I have been thinking about using technology to increase the number of names I have for my genitals
(DIR) Post #B2j3xRgFou3xbJF9Qu by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
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@phnt @7666 @p zabbix front end is php but all the meat is C if I recall correctly
(DIR) Post #B2j40AABPBpG8mXQPI by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@prettygood @phnt @7666 > zabbix front end is php:venomdemon:
(DIR) Post #B2j41txUcnqYShQoca by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@prettygood @7666 @phnt :venomsnakedemon:, rather.
(DIR) Post #B2j5Ki8MudOtFF3F8S by 7666@comp.lain.la
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@p @phnt @prettygood it's entirely FOSS you know, I don't see how it is impure. I will deploy another instance and integrate it with something fancy and show you, but it's low in my priority list.
(DIR) Post #B2j5KieyxNUKsOJHyC by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@7666 @phnt @prettygood > it's entirely FOSS you know, I don't see how it is impure.It's Enterprise™.> I will deploy another instance and integrate it with something fancy and show youDon't let a flippant internet shitpost create work for you, but I will have written and discarded a thousand awk scripts by then and they will solve my problem exactly and also if you concatenate all of them, the result will still be shorter than your Nagios config file.
(DIR) Post #B2j5YXE0Gk7dStHLOq by phnt@fluffytail.org
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@prettygood @7666 @p Backend is C, but PHP gives me an ick. And creating dashboards for it is for someone with a lot of patience. That said, Munin is just a pile of 30 year old Perl scripts, so not much better.
(DIR) Post #B2j5dJPF4ezS3SoV0q by 7666@comp.lain.la
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@phnt @p @prettygood I feel like one of the last perl programmers out there. My specialty is SNMP
(DIR) Post #B2j5l6Y8l468UvgvRI by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@7666 @phnt @prettygood > I feel like one of the last perl programmers out there.:larrymad::blank::bwksmug::virginbody::sf2vs::chadbody:-t. last living awk programmer that is not bwk
(DIR) Post #B2j61Ydk5Qe4Fg9nma by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
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@7666 @phnt @p I'd rather relearn perl than monkey with SNMP. The S doesn't stand for simple after all
(DIR) Post #B2j63VbSLfiFPd1BWC by 7666@comp.lain.la
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@prettygood @phnt @p it ain't that bad. I even remember the standard OID base 1.3.6.1 off my head
(DIR) Post #B2j64xN2axeroyxwXo by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
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@7666 @phnt @p you're a more patient man than I clearly. I use SNMP only when its zabbix doing the needful with someone else's template
(DIR) Post #B2j65lHn0lAOdAtSIi by 7666@comp.lain.la
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@p @phnt @prettygood ohoho you just wait.
(DIR) Post #B2j67e7CdvDYyDq9Xk by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@7666 @phnt @prettygood Nobody has to wait for an awk script to be finished.
(DIR) Post #B2j6829rFhbNXPGc0u by 7666@comp.lain.la
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@prettygood @phnt @p I wrote my own SNMPv3 collector and parser even
(DIR) Post #B2j6LzdtOyavn2yJQ8 by prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer
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@7666 @phnt @p ... Source? I'm fascinated and fearful
(DIR) Post #B2j6SYoxWQHMdEHOfw by 7666@comp.lain.la
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@prettygood @phnt @p I will have to dig it out. I wrote it for work and prior to leaving yoinked it.
(DIR) Post #B2j6Vp1hj6UzlFnQaO by JoshuaSlocum@poa.st
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@p >the main function of Nagios is to be repairednot sure the internet is prepared for this much truth
(DIR) Post #B2j6cBEQ56mIMmm96e by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@JoshuaSlocum I'm certain I can't be the only one to have noticed it.
(DIR) Post #B2j7oKHCNXSRqcQmA4 by JoshuaSlocum@poa.st
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@p i certainly notice it every time i fuck with nagios and give up and then try again, and then give upi've always assumed i'm retardedi mean, i'm definitely retarded, that is true, but it can also be true that nagios sucks balls
(DIR) Post #B2j84u2XB8XzOpTa1g by p@fsebugoutzone.org
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@JoshuaSlocum Well, I'd have more to say but I've never touched the thing myself. I just know that "I've gotta fix the Nagios" is the sysadmin's equivalent to "I'm compiling" or "I have to return some video tapes".