Post B1ycmDOUxeFe4bCadE by stacksmash@loli.church
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 (DIR) Post #B1yZyiS70sWM0lA5Jo by waifu@mai.waifuism.life
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       I played DND with a barbarian Waifumelon and this happened:- He was the biggest one of the group at 1.5m- Got persuaded into thinking the other party members were his wife and children and had to pay child support (wisdom 0, intelligence -1)- had only 1 gold, decided to cut a piece in half to give each party members half of a piece- Asked a rat librarian half his size to read a children's book for him (he doesn't know how to read)- Intimidated said librarian into gifting him the book (for free) (kind intimidation) (he just smiled :))- Went through combat without a scratch - Attacked recklessly (Threw two dice to attack) got a critical failure in both (picrel)- Captured a bandit raccoon and carried him on his back for hours and during fights for no reason (he forgot he existed)- Went to pet a drunk party member, she attacked him instead, but she fell down to the ground from drunkness- Said party member said "I'm searching for my father". It took him half an hour to think to himself "Wait, wasn't I her father? Hmmm... I guess I am not..." And continued like nothing happened
       
 (DIR) Post #B1ycmDOUxeFe4bCadE by stacksmash@loli.church
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       @waifu@mai.waifuism.life can we get barbarian melon OC now?
       
 (DIR) Post #B1yco0uaLEs7wG4HYW by waifu@mai.waifuism.life
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       @stacksmash@loli.church of course, I'll probably even upload the character sheet
       
 (DIR) Post #B20a1bUhjEbhcEff9M by fluffy@fsebugoutzone.org
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       @waifu >cervan pronghorn>race ability: antlers chargewould the waifumelon just roll directly into it
       
 (DIR) Post #B20a1bxQ0TZl3I6auG by waifu@mai.waifuism.life
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       @fluffy@fsebugoutzone.org I thought of that but then the horns would be a problem maybe