Add boo facts. - annna - Annna the nice friendly bot.
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 (HTM) Author: Annna Robert-Houdin <annna@bitreich.org>
       Date:   Sun, 27 Oct 2024 14:12:53 +0100
       
       Add boo facts.
       
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       +Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.
       +Why did the ghost go to the party? He heard it was going to be a boo-last!
       +What do you call a zombie who is a great musician? A dead-icated artist!
       +Why don't witches get along with each other? They always spell trouble!
       +What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? A squash!
       +Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He didn't have the guts!
       +What do ghosts like to eat for breakfast? Boo-berry pancakes!
       +How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a gourd-ian!
       +Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She just couldn't get over her ex-istence!
       +What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch!
       +Why was the vampire so bad at playing hide and seek? Because he could always be counted!
       +What's a ghost's favorite dessert? I-scream!
       +Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? Because it had gourd-geous views!
       +How do you know if a ghost is telling the truth? You can see right through it!
       +What do you call a cleaning skeleton? The grim sweeper!
       +Why did the witch bring a ladder to the party? She heard the drinks were on the house!
       +What do you call a pumpkin that works at a bakery? A flour-ishing gourd!
       +Why did the ghost bring a pencil to the party? To draw some boo-tiful art!
       +How do ghosts stay fit? They exorcise regularly!
       +What do you call a friendly vampire? A blood brother!
       +Why did the witch go to school? She wanted to improve her spell-ing!
       +What did the zombie say to the librarian? "I'm just here for some dead book"
       +Why don't mummies take vactions? They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!
       +What kind of music do ghosts listen to? Soul music!
       +Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with!
       +What did the ghost say to its date? "You're boo-tiful!"
       +How do you catch a runaway pumpkin? With a pumpkin spice net!
       +What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist!
       +Why did the monster eat the candle? He wanted a little light snack!
       +What do you call a ghost's favorite fruit? A boo-nan!
       +Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because you can see right through them!