Add load and sex life. - annna - Annna the nice friendly bot.
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 (DIR) commit 00ff702cedb4c0f73b78d7f45befc1a52aaad2c8
 (DIR) parent 57c85632af561b09b854df7fd46e309538670ad4
 (HTM) Author: Annna Robert-Houdin <annna@bitreich.org>
       Date:   Sun, 27 May 2018 21:06:28 +0200
       
       Add load and sex life.
       
       Diffstat:
         M annna-start-services                |      14 ++++++++++++++
       
       1 file changed, 14 insertions(+), 0 deletions(-)
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 (DIR) diff --git a/annna-start-services b/annna-start-services
       @@ -166,6 +166,12 @@ then
                                annna-say -c "#bitreich-en" "$outtext"
                        fi
        
       +                if [ "${text}" = "${botname}, oh hai!" ];
       +                then
       +                        annna-say -c "#bitreich-en" "${user}, hai! How is your sex life?"
       +                        continue;
       +                fi
       +
                        ismember=0
                        for member in $brmembers;
                        do
       @@ -233,6 +239,12 @@ then
                                continue;
                        fi
        
       +                if [ "${text}" = "${botname}, please show me the load." ];
       +                then
       +                        annna-say -c "#bitreich-en" "$(hostname) load: $(LANG=C uptime | sed 's,.*load average: \(.*\)$,\1,')"
       +                        continue;
       +                fi
       +
                        if [ "${text}" = "${botname}, please give me the count of online users." ];
                        then
                                annna-say -c "#bitreich-en" "$(hostname): $(who -q | tail -n 1 | cut -d'=' -f 2)"
       @@ -305,6 +317,8 @@ then
                                # TODO: Add multiple line support to annna-say -c(1) with sleep.
                                annna-say -c "${user}" "»can you show me the uptime please?« gets you the uptime, ${user}."
                                sleep 0.5
       +                        annna-say -c "${user}" "»please show me the load, ${user}."
       +                        sleep 0.5
                                annna-say -c "${user}" "»please give me the count of online users.«, ${user}."
                                sleep 0.5
                                annna-say -c "${user}" "»please tell me your favourite flower.«, ${user}."