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(DIR) Post #AyLAqMwNbKML7rhqr2 by gcluley@mastodon.green
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Folks, it's happened. AI has become *so* smart that it knows how to intentionally sabotage a live product demos by Mark Zuckerberg and leave him helplessly flailing...#meta #metaai #AI #artificialintelligence
(DIR) Post #AyLCMDIB6okYQGePZY by hcf@infosec.exchange
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@gcluley But on the bright side we can tell that the demo wasn't staged. Maybe? 😬
(DIR) Post #AyLCanI63zpG7nZ6x6 by hutchingsmusic@mastodon.online
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@gcluley how is he so overconfident that the cringe of this moment isn't causing him utter existential horror?
(DIR) Post #AyLCpqMGwQXPyvh7Ue by ljrk@todon.eu
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@gcluley This was lovely and also pain inducing to watch. Also, that's why you always prepare a scripted demo.
(DIR) Post #AyLCypwhqNdpJE1a76 by jernej__s@infosec.exchange
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@gcluley That pesky WiFi!
(DIR) Post #AyLDS9BPOq21MzsTnE by javerous@sourcemac.com
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@gcluley This is what is interesting about the reality: you can try to deny it, twist it, think you are negotiating with it, and behave like it doesn't exist, but eventually, you are just ineluctably running to crash yourself into its brutal immovable and tangible nature.
(DIR) Post #AyLDY2Nlb5nG11T0EK by gimulnautti@mastodon.green
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@gcluley This is the future. If you’re crap!
(DIR) Post #AyLDz9o86AharZjICe by aapis@mastodon.world
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@gcluley Grate the pear, you coward
(DIR) Post #AyLEZ0HN0CMhjiV1Gq by noondlyt@hellions.cloud
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@gcluley #Fuckerberg blaming everything and everyone including himself instead of the MetaAI is prime self own.
(DIR) Post #AyLFNY0Nsqwioaehu4 by richrants@toot.community
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@gcluley I demo software for a living and I get a visceral reaction to watching this, empathy doing its thing. I can feel it in my stomach, the feeling of wanting to disappear. And then I remember to whom this is happening, and it makes it a little better.
(DIR) Post #AyLFO47aTbioQCGuZc by monkeyben@mastodon.sdf.org
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@gcluleyIt's like the AI is just reading out an algorithm response and isn't even intelligent enough to recognise when a person is having a conversation with it /sWell I never!
(DIR) Post #AyLFOqcm8xBqqpEUqm by grayrattus@mastodon.social
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@gcluley hahahahahhahaha jesus what a cringe fest. My cookbook is smarter than their stochastic parot hahahhahaha
(DIR) Post #AyLG4qVixMnif1xdNw by grayrattus@mastodon.social
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@gcluley zucc... you train your body, mind, ai and still due to your greed and evil mindset people cheer whan you fail.
(DIR) Post #AyLGcybvLb3Bd18Sp6 by xs4me2@mastodon.social
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@gcluley Dumbasses…
(DIR) Post #AyLIIg3snoPkDSf4TI by disisdeguey@expressional.social
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@gcluley I enjoy this video so much I'm gonna watch it in loop. Anything messing with #metasucks makes my day.
(DIR) Post #AyLIKTorI2wcpIUebQ by aerofreak@hessen.social
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@gcluleyThis is a billionaire?#meta #metaai #AI #artificialintelligence
(DIR) Post #AyLJ2lyj8USnt6EJE0 by mast0d0nphan@mastodon.social
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@gcluley I wonder if the smell of Trump's baby penis on his breath was worth it.
(DIR) Post #AyLJsgVyh98m06XIp6 by iterativesec@infosec.exchange
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@gcluley They always blame IT... (the wifi)
(DIR) Post #AyLKeFN4uvGXiU3KsK by BluesHarp@musicians.today
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@gcluley Zuckerturd. This also reminds of those informercials where the person appears helpless and then some product is going to save the day. I mean how hard is to find a recipe for Korean steak sauce? With Google it probably takes ten seconds. But hey let's make it so complicated that it doesn't work. Fuck AI and fuck Zuckerturd as well...
(DIR) Post #AyLKmdEu3lhY3iE9KK by IT_SME@mastodon.social
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@gcluley Well, that was fun to watch. Thanks for sharing!
(DIR) Post #AyLLibGbYGYQjkfFx2 by sstrader@masto.ai
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@gcluley "it's all good"
(DIR) Post #AyLLkMCSXb0KaSYz7g by DanOpcode@mastodon.social
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@gcluley Funny to see tech bros spend trillions of dollars on this.But also, gotta respect him for doing real live demos on stage. I very much more enjoy this than watching some pre-recorded marketing video or staged demo.
(DIR) Post #AyLOMqPYrdHNCMAhAO by counterVariable@mstdn.social
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@gcluley you can see lizard boy getting more irate by the end. I fucking love this.
(DIR) Post #AyLOOfdHuSOyLeSkka by dvandal@infosec.exchange
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@gcluley I laughed SO hard when I watched this.I think literally only one of their demos worked in the entire thing, which was the live subtitle feature. (Something already done by several other companies lol)
(DIR) Post #AyLOQidhhZCCFidNWy by mahadevank@mastodon.social
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@gcluley well what can i say, the "odds" caught up with him lol
(DIR) Post #AyLOWf4hrpSEw268i8 by gadgetgav@mas.to
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@gcluley Have they heard of rehearsal? Have they heard of pre-recording?At least we all know what a steaming pile of 💩this is if even the makers can’t demo it.
(DIR) Post #AyLOfKU7n1rXgN7WNs by kc@social.coop
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@gcluley I suddenly love AI more of this AI embarassing billionaires in public please
(DIR) Post #AyLPGPkbAu48jDVdk8 by PizzaDemon@mastodon.online
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@gcluley It grates the pear into the sauce, or else the hose won't turn off!!
(DIR) Post #AyLPy5M6MfW6DQsJWa by Shempa79@mastodon.scot
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@gcluley Karma’s a wonderful thing 🙏
(DIR) Post #AyLRT4oSX2f7SpTrbk by liaizon@wake.st
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@gcluley wow that is impressively honest, I imagine that is exactly like what it would be to try to use this technology in real life
(DIR) Post #AyLVGbbxg0VpEqwa24 by Sassinake@mastodon.social
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@gcluley maybe a certain class of people buy into this tech because they see it's basically a 'fail upwards machine' where, if they use it, they will never be held accountable for their failures because they have learned to do 'the magic' and sometimes it works.
(DIR) Post #AyLWEnlvalyQKUJEhM by gimulnautti@mastodon.green
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@gcluley Haha. They scripted it and the context window got into the wrong state immediately, so it couldn’t follow the instructions.. 😄
(DIR) Post #AyLWZBckcXgC63jksi by mcourcel@allovertheplace.ca
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@gcluley That was very entertaining. Thank you!
(DIR) Post #AyLZaVp3JCM4tQoZU0 by irenetherogue@freesky.world
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@gcluleyHahahahahaHeres hoping mark and elon start a "billionaires humiliated on the international stage at their own product launches" frat
(DIR) Post #AyLaI0iwIGyXBThGtM by cswalker21@mastodon.online
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@gcluley George Bush: we believe the people can spend their money better than the government can.Tech bros: spend a trillion dollars on this shit.
(DIR) Post #AyLbIJ7bzTRaCMwVWq by felichsdakatze@mastodon.social
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@gcluley If only there was another way to describe the ingredients and steps necessary to make food.
(DIR) Post #AyLbtw7FyQO5qrifNQ by kevinrns@mstdn.social
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@gcluley I hope he becomes a good person instead.
(DIR) Post #AyLbupmH1csSU0KhRg by PeterLG@theblower.au
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@gcluley Meta AI is obviously sentient ... and missed off! 😂
(DIR) Post #AyLddod4F3j3uG2VUG by christa@friend.camp
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@gcluley my favorite subtle thing about this is the totally realistic soy sauce container. just a bottle with a white plain label and large font that says “soy sauce” with no other words
(DIR) Post #AyLhSVK05P6OekyzfU by laborim@ciberlandia.pt
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@gcluley I bet Mr. Bean was near enough
(DIR) Post #AyLi7ouOAQuXHEhiRU by Sergio@fosstodon.org
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@gcluley This made my day! Reminiscent of Bill Gates showing off Windows 98 and getting a blue screen live on stage. 🤣l
(DIR) Post #AyLjeoe4GbafyGMqjw by juneosborne@mastodon.social
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@gcluley How I love that for Suckerbe-- ahem. I mean, how unfortunate for Zuckerberg.
(DIR) Post #AyLlvwJ1EpqmYpoajg by anne_twain@theblower.au
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@gcluley "The wifi messed up"" I messed up"Never does he say that his fancy new technology failed. Plus you have to watch closely to see any traces of embarrassment or worry in his face. A consummate bullshit artist.
(DIR) Post #AyLoPZbSPVBgkIhJNQ by zimbobble@mstdn.social
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@gcluley Where do I buy shares in this?
(DIR) Post #AyLoZ9d5pnRN5O20OW by thefathippy@mastodon.world
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@gcluley"It's the wifi"Definitely the wifi. Clearly nothing else. 🤔Wifi says no... 🤦
(DIR) Post #AyLpQTu5BdOjJRPFrc by SuperMoosie@mastodon.au
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@gcluley So going as good as his metaverse then.
(DIR) Post #AyLprwicA37KV28dvM by yertle@mastodon.cloud
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@gcluley @briankrebs accurate demo of what using AI is like
(DIR) Post #AyLsPfBm2gMHt0yztw by vstab@infosec.exchange
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@gcluley "I think the Wifi might be messed up" ??? Stolen humanity's intellectual creations, used up square kilometers of silicon chips dies, consumed cities worth of electric use, and they cannot even come up with a better excuse than blaming it on the network.I agree with their "LiveAI": Yeah, just go grate a pear! 😅
(DIR) Post #AyLtX9oifLFWrKKvho by KraftTea@mastodon.social
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@gcluley Mark Zuckerberg's Andy Dick Halloween costume is not credible.Too flaming. Needs to tone it down a few notches...Needs to turn off the pointless, fugly flashes from his tacky dork glasses.(Oh... that's the product? He should try selling the shirt instead. Looks more practical.)#meta
(DIR) Post #AyLumNZLuxu3oByGUi by SomeAnoTooter@mastodon.online
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@gcluley making fun of it is fine, but when the day comes and those technologies work, it most likely won't be a good day for humanity.It will be another step for uber rich to controle the populace.Than people might not intentionally be snitches but they will be used as such.
(DIR) Post #AyM1cVNshrLmpUqPPk by Iveyline@mastodon.social
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@gcluley Why are they wasting so much money making even more complex technology and AI that even the developers can't figure out. Google's Gemini needs "proof readers" to check and correct AI output because it is often not accurate. Why don't we just use human intelligence and use AI for niche purposes that work - such as screening and filtering masses of research data.All the energy being wasted on crap AI is hurting our planet
(DIR) Post #AyM2RXt99gLxMho3Q8 by noodlejetski@masto.ai
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@gcluley maybe Boz should grate the pear and gently mix it into the video call
(DIR) Post #AyM3nQbF2FNF5IQh5k by frigginglorious@freeradical.zone
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@gcluley I was reading specs for the glasses:"600x600p hi-res full-color display built into the right lens" - https://www.meta.com/ai-glasses/meta-ray-ban-display-shiny-sand-transitions-and-neural-band-sand/These glasses would be better as a monocle. Make it a monocle you cowards!
(DIR) Post #AyM47PtVMrAugjVH4i by Eh__tweet@mastodon.uno
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@gcluley So the idea of building AI companions to talk and entertain with in order to compensate not having a single friend in real life MIGHT not work, in the end...
(DIR) Post #AyM5Kpc99VggAzLRD6 by goldilocke@mastodon.social
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@gcluley Competence is a performative label in Crony Capitalism, how surprising
(DIR) Post #AyM5i3KCLKx9MK1R9k by coe@digitalcourage.social
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@gcluley @briankrebs „I’m sorry Mark, I’m afraid I can’t do that“. I like this AI.
(DIR) Post #AyMAAvTyykW5Fecde4 by fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk
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@gcluley "i think the wifi might be messed up"
(DIR) Post #AyMAnW1LZyUPZod3k8 by colin_mcmillen@piaille.fr
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@gcluley That was painful to watch 😅
(DIR) Post #AyMCDunMBv0rtdEmOG by dey@mastodon.xyz
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@gcluley is it real life?!
(DIR) Post #AyMDbU1zRzr9nFssDY by tanukisec@infosec.exchange
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@gcluley What a shit show. And even if it worked, what a shit example of "AI". Buy $800 dollar glasses, get it to read you a cookbook.
(DIR) Post #AyMHfqXs5JwCax8G7U by CryogenicIce9@mastodon.online
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@gcluley Christ, and I thought the copilot ads with some guy unable to dress himself were bad...
(DIR) Post #AyMIVi9yVTiJe8gaMi by HenriVerwijmeren@mastodon.social
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@gcluley I love it when AI is desperately trying to come up with the Korean sauce recipe, combining the ones from the South and North, and looking for recipes from West and East Korea.
(DIR) Post #AyMMJNbTVcJOEWvMFE by sgtpepere@ludosphere.fr
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@gcluley People are cheering and laughing so it's all good. Like comedy ... I don't suppose they laugh at Z. but probably more with Z.
(DIR) Post #AyMTbpWR96HziIJQzA by stragu@mastodon.indie.host
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@gcluley lol glad they kept the familiar experience of me calling my parents
(DIR) Post #AyMXQtEDQT0Zq4pQB6 by Giebisch@norden.social
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@gcluley pathetic
(DIR) Post #AyMXtb83nVjI6Rddi4 by nikolaihampton@infosec.exchange
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@gcluley classic WiFi issue. Last time I tried to make a roast and my flakey WiFi cooked a pasta.
(DIR) Post #AyMZwRG79Op6Ght73o by ATLeagle@mastodon.online
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@gcluley lol. Nothing beats a live demo
(DIR) Post #AyMcV4jb5VBwSCK1xI by keirFox@tiggi.es
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@gcluley @catraxx That someone in the audience keeps “woo”ing positively is frustrating. They should have been booing him.
(DIR) Post #AyMeflgqR00YTyGFZg by midnakrystal@sadbitches.online
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@gcluley i love how they interrupt the AI to sort of show that you can treat it like a human (that is to say, like shit, and still want it to serve you)and the AI just doubles downG R A T E T H E P E A R
(DIR) Post #AyNiOaiuY6KkWPFiNc by glasspusher@beige.party
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@gcluley jeez maybe there is a god attn @tayfonay
(DIR) Post #AyOUDBCZtPBVyykl0q by Tesseks@mastodon.social
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@gcluley haha yeh the wifi ... stoppid wifi messing up my shit.
(DIR) Post #AyUIvpq88722G7XX6W by hollowone@mas.erb.pw
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@gcluley it reminds me this comedy about a product nobody cared about at the end: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nd0TAYqTmS4&pp=0gcJCRsBo7VqN5tD
(DIR) Post #AyerDEc8c2Vc2Z3wwq by marcellinusme@mastodon.social
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@gcluley Spending 100 billion on some toys and presenting it as new technology. This Zucker adolescent never grew up, and I doubt he really understands what an LLM-based dumb copy program can do in practice. Be sure to buy Meta shares 🤓
(DIR) Post #AypJ57oYkYtOvrOSEy by BjoernBeck@amt.social
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@gcluley Having "big tech" in front of our eyes all day is kind of scary imagination. We need to find a european answer to this technology for it will come sooner or later in all households.
(DIR) Post #AzNWQmqwKQIjoVfQWm by boggo@mastodon.gamedev.place
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@gcluley I died.