Post AxVLdGVbCPrqgmDZRI by MicroSFF@mastodon.art
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 (DIR) Post #AxVLdGVbCPrqgmDZRI by MicroSFF@mastodon.art
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       "Is there a potion for people?" the young man asked."How do you mean?" said the witch."If my mind is tired, I can drink strong tea. If my body is tired I can eat honey. But if I'm tired of being around people, well...""Ah!" The witch thought about wine and ale and smokes. "No, there isn't."#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
       
 (DIR) Post #AxVPG69Fx6tpiGyYyG by coyoty@mstdn.social
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       @MicroSFF She hasn't tasted his home-brewed ail (sic). That'll  keep people away.
       
 (DIR) Post #AxVSB9L4xh3U1Vq0Js by acb@mastodon.social
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       @MicroSFF Alcohol? Cocaine? MDMA?
       
 (DIR) Post #AxVVvZVcIJecN5atM0 by lnlyisol@mastodon.social
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       @MicroSFF Not a potion as such, but:- eat lots of onions, garlic, and cabbage- squeeze the juices from your undergarments into the skull of your enemy every third day- allow to ferment for two full moons- liberally apply to face and hair
       
 (DIR) Post #AxVXkx42ZmhO9Kl8Nc by trump_fucks_kids@mastodon.social
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       Worst part is even if you try to kill a few of them so they stop cluttering up all the scenery everywhere you go, the only thing that happens is you get sent to an overcrowded prison. Full of people.@MicroSFF
       
 (DIR) Post #AxXPePH4skF8IX94KG by PaintedDurian@mstdn.social
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       @MicroSFFPepper sprays.  :neocat_evil_3c: