      F I D O N E W S         Volume 18, Number 32             06 Aug 2001 
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         Copyright 2001 by Frank L. Vest, Editor for Fidonews Globally.


                        Table of Contents
     1. FOOD FOR THOUGHT  .........................................  1
     2. GENERAL ARTICLES  .........................................  2
        It's hot in Texas!  .......................................  2
     3. COMIX IN ASCII  ...........................................  3
        Owls  .....................................................  3
     4. CLEAN HUMOR & JOKES  ......................................  4
        HUMOR.JOK  ................................................  4
     5. FIDONET BY INTERNET  ......................................  5
        Fidonet-related sites  ....................................  5
     6. FIDONEWS INFORMATION  ..................................... 11
        How to Submit an Article  ................................. 11
        Credits, Legal Infomation, Availability  .................. 12
        Nodelist Stats  ........................................... 13
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                             FOOD FOR THOUGHT
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     Always Hope For The Best And Prepare For The Worst,
     You May Not Get What You Pay For, But You'll Surely
     Pay For What You Get!!!"
                                      ---- Maya Angelou

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     =================================================================
                             GENERAL ARTICLES
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                               It's hot in Texas!
                                 By Frank Vest
                                   1:124/6308

     The "Food For Thought" section is strangely fitting to me this week.
     It wasn't intended that way, but the powers above sometimes make
     things fit too well. :-)

     It's Sunday. It's hot. My air conditioner is out.  Isn't that
     enough?!?

     Nope. I just called three service places. The first two told me that
     their Sunday rates are some $90.00 for a service call and up to
     $160.00 per hour after the 30 minute service call. Whew!! I understand
     that Sunday isn't a real favorite day to work, but, really!?!

     Ok.. I guess it's only fair... Yeah, right!

     On the third call, I was ready. "What are your Sunday rates?" I asked.
     The answer really caught me off guard. "The same as our weekday
     rates." came the answer.  "We charge $45.00 for the service call." My
     next question was "How much per hour after the service call?",
     expecting some outrageous rate.  The reply was "We don't charge by the
     hour. We give you an estimate after we determine what is wrong and
     what is needed to fix it."

     Well... After I composed myself (took a couple of seconds), I told
     them to send the tech. I mean, gee... Even if they charge a high price
     for parts and such, that shouldn't be close to $160.00 per hour plus
     parts (which I'm sure would be high priced too). I've messed with air
     conditioning before and the simplest job can take more than an hour.

     My real peeve here is; Why should places be allowed to charge
     according to the day of the week? I didn't ask for my unit to quit on
     Sunday. I didn't make the tech take the Sunday shift. I didn't ask the
     company to be open on Sundays.

     I know... it's their world and I am at the disadvantage. If I want it,
     I have to deal with whatever is charged for the service at the time.
     Still... It seems wrong to charge different rates for different days
     just because they can get away with it.


     Anyway. That's my input for this week.. You all take care and stay
     cool if your in a hot part of the world. If your in a cold area, stay
     warm. Either way, watch out if you need service on your heating or air
     conditioning. :-)

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                              COMIX IN ASCII
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                                      Owls

           ___              ___           ___          ___
          <*,->            <*,*>         <   >          <** >,
          [`-']            [`S']         [   ]          "`-']
          -"-"-            -"-"-                        "[---
      confidential owl   super owl   minimalist owl   cubist owl



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                            CLEAN HUMOR & JOKES
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                       submitted by wdbonner@pacbell.com

     A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the station
     when he noticed a little boy next door in a little red wagon
     with little ladders hung on the side. The boy was wearing a
     firefighter's helmet and had the wagon tied to a dog and a cat.

     The firefighter said, "Hey little partner, what are you doing?"
     The little boy said, "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this
     is my fire truck."  The firefighter walked over to take a closer
     look.
     "That sure is a nice fire truck" he said with admiration.
     "Thanks mister" the boy said. The firefighter looked a little
     closer and noticed that the boy had tied the wagon to the
     dog's collar and to the cat's  testicles.

     " Little partner," the firefighter said, "I don't want to tell
     you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that
     rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.

     "You're probably right, mister", the boy said, "but then I
     wouldn't have a siren."

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                                    NetStats

      INPUT NODELIST FILE      : NODELIST.215
      File has a Date Stamp of :  8/3/2001
      File Size (uncompressed) :   1232.58 KBytes.

      The Input Nodelist file  has 11364 Nodes in it
      and a total of  14499 non-comment entries.

      The list has     6 Zones listed.
                      68 Region Coordinators listed.
                     505 Network Hosts listed.
                     794 Hubs listed.
                     372 DOWN Nodes listed.
                     827 PRIVATE Nodes listed.
                     563 HOLD Nodes listed.

      Administrative overhead = 1373 ( 12.08 %)
      PRIVATE NODES overhead  = 827 (  7.28 %)

      Baud Rate Summary (or, BPS, for the die-hard technocrats):
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                  9600 =   9719 (  85.52 %)
                        (HST's =  214 or   2.20 % of the 9600 baud modems.)
                        (CSP's =    2 or   0.02 % of the 9600 baud modems.)
                        (PEP's =   16 or   0.16 % "        "    "     "   )
                        (MAX's =    0 or   0.00 % "        "    "     "   )
                        (HAY's =    3 or   0.03 % "        "    "     "   )
                        (V32's = 5516 or  56.75 % "        "    "     "   )
                        (V32B's =  714 or   7.35 % "       "    "     "   )
                        (V42's = 5178 or  53.28 % "        "    "     "   )
                        (V42B's =  768 or   7.90 % "       "    "     "   )
                  2400 =    114 (  1.00 %)
                  1200 =      8 (  0.07 %)
                   300 =    533 (  4.69 %)

     ----------------------------------------------------------
      F_Req Flag      Applicable Software     Number of Systems
     ----------------------------------------------------------
      XA              Frontdoor <1.99b             4547
                      Frontdoor  2.02+
                      Dutchie 2.90c
                      Binkleyterm >2.1
                      D'Bridge <1.3
                      TIMS
     --------------------------------------
      XB              Binkleyterm 2.0                11
                      Dutchie 2.90b
     --------------------------------------
      XC              Opus 1.1                       13
     --------------------------------------
      XP              Seadog                          6
     --------------------------------------
      XR              Opus 1.03                      78
     --------------------------------------
      XW              Fido >12M                     411
                      Tabby
     --------------------------------------
      XX              D'Bridge 1.30               4765
                      Frontdoor 1.99b,2.01
     --------------------------------------

      CrashMail capable =   4250 ( 37.40 %)
      MailOnly Nodes    =   5776 ( 50.83 %)
      Listed-Only Nodes =    848 (  7.46 %)

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