 Operators in Detail:

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- TSPS ! Intercept ! C/NA ! Inward !  -
- Directory Assistance ! Operators !  -
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    Here we will discuss the most common types of operators except
for the Rate and Route operator, which is a subject close to my heart
and she deserves her own file.  We will discuss operators in general,
and then we will move on to a few of the more common operator scams
and tricks.

Traffic Service Position System Oper.
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 Well this answers your first question why TSPS is the abbreviation.
She obtains billing information for calling card or third party
calls, and she is the one who you deal with on person to person
calls.(note: person to person calls are stupid and wasteful and they
cost YOU extra).  She also is responsible for obtaining acceptance of
charges on collect calls.  She can also and does identify numbers,
when the number is not recorded by CAMA which is short for
Centralized Automatic Message Accounting and forwarded from the local
office.  This happens when the ANI or Automatic Number Identification
fucks up or if the office is not equipped for CAMA.  These operators
can be lethal and should not be fucked with as they have ONI or
operator number identification!  Your number is on her screen and
little can be done to her, but she can trace you and know immidiatly
where your calling from, but there is one trick to abuse this Cunt!

1) Go to a payphone, and dial 0-XXX-XXX-XXXX. Where x is Whatever
   number you desire
2) When the bitch get's on say I'd like to bill this to my home
   phone, and give her some assholes number you dont like
3) If she starts dialing hang-up and try again 1 out of every 10
   operators won't call!
4) Reason why they don't call cause their underpaid and
   lazy!

Intercept Operator(Unimportant Slug)
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    This is the poor sod that sits around, and waits for all the
recordings to be tied up so she can say,"What number are you
dialing?" This is gotta be the worst job in the world, why?, because
she doesn't know what number your even calling from, and for that
matter she doesn't even know what area code!  She has no power
whatsoever.  She's got the importance of that roach that crawls out
of your Cheerio's in the morning!

Customer Name and Adress Operators
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    More commonly known as CN/A operators.  These people when you
give them a number they give you the name and adress thus CN/A, which
should be self explanitory.  These operators are quite useful as they
will often give out unlisted numbers, and arn't total fools like the
directory assistance operators we will discuss next.  They believe
you are a phellow employee.  They believe you and they have a common
bond low pay, harsh wages, and shitty hours.  That's why they are
most helpful when you call, and sound like you know what your talking
about!

Directory Assistance Operators
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     This is the 1411 bitch, who doesn't know anything about the
streets in Houston or the same bitch who has never heard of the
Astrodome.  She is also the same operator at NPA-555-1212.  - cannot
get unlisted numbers so don't even try begging her call the CN/A
operator for that, but she knows if a unlisted number exists.  The
other DA operator is for deaf people which you can call at
1-800-855-1155 at 45.5 baud, which I can since I have a cat.  These
people are vast effigies of IKnformation as they are talkative
because they believe you are deaf, and pity is the best for
attention.  Read my file on Telex to better understand this, since
they use abbr. like Ga for Go Ahead like the Telex.  They have no
special power since they just call up a regular DA to get the number
you wanted so don't get your hopes up.  Now we need to get started on
a project to bypass the 50 cent charge, because that mounts up after
awhile! The 800 number for the deaf is working well for me, but
knowing the slime AT&T is they will probably charge them twice as
much!

Inward Operator
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    This operator can you can only talk to via another operator or
your handy wallet size condom? no I mean Blue Box by dialing
KP+NPA+121+ST, and then she will help connect any calls in her area.
Her area is the NPA or Area Code for the illiterates.  She also helps
the TSPS operator in connecting, but I well not I, but this guy I
know Jack Prefers to box em!

Mobile Operators (Cunts of Sin)
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    These are the bitches you get when you use a car phone or any
other mobile phone.  On the older phones you needed an operating
code, and on some of the shittier ones today.  This operator most of
us will never deal with unless we got a mobile phone!  But they are
royal bitches, and most are half deaf as it takes 2 days to tell them
your problem or dial yourc call.  Maybe this is because at 35 to
$1.35 a minute they want to keep you on the line as long as possible.

later...

                Jack the Ripper
             The Knights of Shadow
                The 202 Alliance
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