     The  F I D O N E W S      Volume 19, Number 12             25 Mar 2002 
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            Copyright 2002 by Fidonews Editor for Fidonews Globally.


                        Table of Contents
     1. INSIDE  ...................................................  1
        The Fidonews at a Glance  .................................  1
     2. FIDONET REGIONAL NEWS  ....................................  2
        Flashcon 2002 in Datteln/Germany  .........................  2
     3. GENERAL ARTICLES  .........................................  5
        BBS? I Was Calling Granny!  ...............................  5
        Catcalls from the Cheap Seats  ............................  8
     4. REBUTTALS TO PREVIOUS ARTICLES  ........................... 10
        Response to "Catcalls from the Cheap Shots"  .............. 10
     5. FIDONET'S INTERNATIONAL KITCHEN  .......................... 12
        Japanese Stuffed Squid #2  ................................ 12
     6. CLEAN HUMOR & JOKES  ...................................... 13
        BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #10  ........................... 13
        The Math Professor Problem  ............................... 15
     7. TODD COCHRANE'S FIDONET SOFTWARE LISTING  ................. 16
        Fidonet Software List  .................................... 16
     8. FIDONET BY INTERNET  ...................................... 20
        Fidonet-related sites  .................................... 20
     9. SPECIAL INTEREST  ......................................... 25
        Nodelist Stats  ........................................... 25
     10. FIDONEWS INFORMATION  .................................... 27
        How to Submit an Article  ................................. 27
        Credits, Legal Infomation, Availability  .................. 28
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                                  INSIDE
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                          The Fidonews at a Glance

        This week Bob Short writes about "The Hidden Treasures of BBS's" in
     our General Articles section.

        The Catcaller is back with more "Catcalls from the Cheap Seats" and
     then Andrea Santos has a rebuttal on a previous Catcall about the US
     health care system in "Response to...", which should make Luke happy I
     guess.

        In the Regional News section, Michael Haase reports from "Flashcon
     2002" in region 24 and Robert Bashe gives us some background
     information on the gathering.

        Carol makes a second version of her "Japanese Stuffed Squid" in
     this week's "Fidonet's International Kitchen".

        The tenth episode of "BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL" (published with
     the expressed permission from the author) in the Clean Jokes... plus
     another joke from Ol'wdb, "The Math Professor Problem".


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                           FIDONET REGIONAL NEWS
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                 Flashcon 2002 in Datteln/Germany


                   By Michael Haase, 2:2457/280


     This event was Ward's idea and it was a great idea! Because of the
     short planning time not everybody who would have liked to come was
     able to participate. But nevertheless it was fun to see each other
     again in real life. Meeting others is in my opinion the main advantage
     of FidoNet over the newsgroups in Internet. And sometimes true
     friendships can be made.

     Ok, back to Datteln 2002. Besides Ward Dossche (IC and ZC2) there were
     Werner Blatt (RC24), Sven Dueker (REC24), Alex Woick (Ex-RC24), Robert
     Bashe (he organized the restaurant), Gisbert Rudolph, Andreas Capito,
     Walter Konezna and Michael Haase.

     The ones who had been early met at Robert's house, the others came
     directly to the Chinese restaurant. It was a lovely evening. We talked
     about several things, only few related to Fido. For the doubters, we
     did not make intrigues, a black list or something else. :-) Hopefully
     there will be more Flashcons like this one!

                   -  -  =  =  *  *  *  =  =  -  -

                      By Robert Bashe, 2:2448/44


     Michael Haase, 2:2457/280, has already mentioned that some of us met
     recently in Datteln to renew old acquaintances and get to know some
     others whose names were and are familiar, but whose faces were
     mutually unknown up to then.

     It might surprise some that our "Flashcon 2002" originally developed
     from a remark David Moufarrege, former Z1C, made to me in an email
     some years ago.

     David, who lived in Rochester, New York at that time, noted that his
     mother lives near Datteln (my place of residence, a town of some
     30,000 near Dortmund, in the eastern Ruhr area of Germany), and that
     he would be visiting her there.

     I thought this would be a nice opportunity to get to know David, who
     had been writing some messages in our regional node echo (nodes.024),
     and maybe acquaint him with Ward and some others here in R24, so I
     asked David if he would be able to stop by Datteln sometime during his
     visit.

     He was pleased to do so, and asked that I invite Ward and a couple of
     others as well. This first "Datteln Con" shortly after Christmas of
     1998 was attended by David, Ward Dossche, Gisbert Rudolph and myself,
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     and was held at my house. We talked about various Fido affairs, but
     mainly we just got to know one another.

     As at the other meetings, we spoke a mixture of German and English,
     concentrating on one language and then on the other, throughout the
     evening. David is bilingual in German and English, as am I, Ward
     speaks at least four languages, and the others speak German and at
     least passable English. Thus, there were no language problems and in
     fact it was quite amusing to listen to the blend of languages
     throughout the evening.

     The next time, around a year later, Alex Woick, at that time RC24, was
     also here, and we renewed acquaintances and discussed the situation in
     R24 until fairly late in the evening.

     I should mention that these "Datteln Cons" were always very informal
     affairs, with people arriving around 6-7 PM and leaving late the same
     evening at or slightly after 12 PM. Since Datteln is geographically
     located near the middle of Germany, it's fairly easy to reach even
     from Belgium, where Ward lives. Even so, I was always impressed that
     so many people were willing to do the necessary driving to attend a
     social meeting lasting only a few hours. This was and still is one of
     the real strengths of Fido.

     Sadly, this was the last meeting David Moufarrege attended. I wrote
     him again, but he had some personal trouble and was very stressed with
     business affairs and never was able to make it to Datteln again.

     The "Datteln Cons" paused for a while, as we were all busy and had
     enough to do in other respects. But when Ward sent me a message in
     February 2002, suggesting a "FlashCon" and asking me to do the
     (minimal) organization, I was happy to comply.

     We invited all the "regulars" and a couple of people with interesting
     views as well, and posted an open invitation in nodes.024 to anyone
     else interested. Unfortunately, several people who would have liked to
     attend were busy on the selected date (a Saturday, to try to make it
     easy for people to attend), and at least one (located south of
     Stuttgart, around 4-5 hours drive from Datteln) simply found the long
     drive excessive for even such an enjoyable evening. Even so, the
     attendance was far from disappointing, and in fact we spent the
     evening discussing nearly everything _except_ Fido, some of us eating
     - in the Chinese restaurant - something Ward termed "cremated"
     (naturally: "baked") bananas ;-)

     We broke up around 1:30 AM and everyone managed to get home by around
     3:30 AM (whew!), but since it was Sunday, there was plenty of time to
     get back into shape for the new week.

     From my own personal point of view, such an evening is the real reason
     for Fido. Not the technology, although that's important too. And not
     the politics, since that's only a necessary adjunct of any kind of
     organization. Just the people that make up Fido, like in real life
     some good, some bad, but most of us in the middle - decent people you
     like to associate with.

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     And that's a bit of background on the "FlashCon 2002".

     Cheers, Bob



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                             GENERAL ARTICLES
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                          BBS? I Was Calling Granny!

                  The hidden treasures of Bulletin Board Systems
                                  by: Bob Short
                                    1:105/38
                                bsbbser@juno.com

     OK, your wait times are unbearable at Almost OnLine, and now you have
     nothing to do except play Duke 3D and Doom. You're just dying for more
     online time -- but what are you going to do, subscribe to a second
     ISP? Or, you've just spent 6 hours on the World Wide Wait, finding and
     downloading the latest version of Quake, but it's too late at night to
     try it.  How about logging on to a home page and sweating it out while
     downloading a dozen images -- so you can jump to yet another page or
     two? Ah, the Internet!  Well, maybe the Internet's not quite that bad.
     With the proper filtering software or parental direction, it can be a
     safe, educational, and entertaining experience for children.  For
     adults, the World Wide Web can be an invaluable tool to access
     programs and support for both personal and business needs, creating a
     new marketing revolution.

     Another Dimension

     There's another dimension to cyberspace that they don't mention at the
     computer store, one that can provide many of the same features as the
     Internet and some that it doesn't.  It not the intention of this
     article to make comparisons or to infer that one is better than the
     other, as both are unique in their own ways. Rather I write hoping to
     educate the reader to an aspect in telecommunications that has served
     the community since before the World Wide Web was conceived, and has
     been somewhat overshadowed by the highly publicized and popular Web.
     This alternative is the "Bulletin Board System" (BBS), an online
     service offering a wide variety of online games, files, one-on-one
     chat, message areas, private mail, and participatory forums.  All this
     can be found at many of the local BBSs via the communications software
     that came bundled with your operating system (HyperTerminal for Window
     95, Terminal for Win 3.x). You can find a list of BBS numbers for your
     community at your local computer club, or by doing a web search for
     "BBS lists"

     There are many different styles of Bulletin Board Systems; each BBS is
     customized in form and appearance by its system operator, the person
     known as the SysOp. Boards range in size from those operating over a
     single telephone line from a home PC to full-featured, multi-line
     systems run on a LAN server. Their look and feel can range from
     straight black-and-white text to 256-color SVGA graphics. Many BBSs
     charge you nothing to call and offer 30-60 minutes access per day,
     while others might charge a nominal subscription fee to access the
     more popular features like multi-user chat or CD-ROM files areas, or
     to allow you more daily online time. Still others might offer
     full-fledged (and feebased) Internet access in addition to their
     standard BBS services. The majority of these boards are operated by
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     computer hobbyists who put their time, money and equipment at the
     disposal of the community simply for the joy of doing so. Quite often,
     the SysOp will run his BBS to promote a special area of interest,
     while others have a more general appeal.

     One of the most enticing aspects of BBSs is the personal attention
     many SysOps give to their callers. Some even go out of the way to help
     their users with software and hardware problems, making them a
     valuable resource for technical assistance and advice. Opening an
     account is as easy as calling and answering a few simple questions.
     Most fee-based BBSs offer a free trial period to give you a feel for
     the system before subscribing. Free boards often have a Call Back
     Verifier which calls your computer to check your phone number and then
     automatically validates your account.  Once a member, you will become
     part of a family of users who consider their favorite BBS a place to
     meet, play, share programs and ideas, and an indispensable resource
     for sending messages across town or around the world.  At your BBS,
     you can truly enjoy a sense of closeness and community. SysOps often
     host gatherings where members can meet one another.

     As mentioned above, there can be many activities available on BBSs
     that inform and inspire, entertain and enhance. Offering a relatively
     safe alternative to some areas of the Internet, BBS SysOps usually
     require phone number verification, real names for the user records
     (though aliases might also be allowed) and, where access to adult
     material is available, proof of age and sex. These requirements seek
     to guarantee a comfortable environment for both men and women,
     children and adults. It is not uncommon to see users ages 8 to 80.
     Here are the features found at many BBSs.  You're bound to find
     something enlightening on your very first call.

     Messages

     This was the main feature when BBSs appeared some 20 years ago, hence
     the name Bulletin Board System. In message areas you can easily place
     or read an advertisement or announcement, post a question or answer,
     or browse through any of hundreds of specialized subject areas for
     interesting information.  If your BBS is connected to a network of
     systems such as FidoNet, most messages will be "echoed" around the
     globe to some 10,000 other BBSs which pass messages and files via
     telephone line, satellite and the Internet. If you have problems with
     hardware or software, you'll find that many computer companies and
     programmers visit these message areas to answer questions and offer
     support. There are currently over 700 FidoNet echoes (topic areas)
     that cover more than 500 subjects.

     Files

     The local BBS is a great place to download the latest shareware,
     freeware, and public domain software. You will often have download
     privileges on your first call, and the compressed files you download
     are easily uncompressed with a variety of freeware or shareware
     archiving programs.  If your primary connection to the Internet is via
     modem, you're in for a pleasant surprises. First, file transfers from
     a BBS typically proceed more quickly than modem-based FTP (file
     transfer protocol) downloads on the Internet because you're not
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     sharing the data line between you and the file source with anyone
     else. Or, maybe you have had a multi-megabyte transfer interrupted
     toward the end of the download. BBSs usually support download
     protocols that allow you to pick up where left off -- without having
     to re-download what's already on your system.

     Chat

     Multi-line BBSs may offer user chat, or even "forums" where any number
     of people can gather to discuss common issues. Once online, you can
     usually see a list of users who are also online and page someone for
     one-on-one chat, or invite them into a private chat room. This feature
     can really help to instill a sense of "family" and belonging.

     E-mail

     Where some smaller systems may have private e-mail strictly between
     users on that BBS, others might have mail across their network
     (NetMail), or even give you an Internet e-mail address. The SysOp may
     allow file attachments, enabling you to mail a favorite shareware game
     to a friend just like over the Internet.

     Telnet & FTP

     If you join a board with multiple lines and an Internet connection,
     you'll have the ability to call out to other BBSs.  This allows you to
     log on to another telnet-able BBS, anywhere in the world, with no
     long-distance phone charges.  A multi-line BBS can also utilize open
     lines to access FTP sites, where you can obtain files that might not
     otherwise be available locally. Coupled with the home system's file
     bases, this creates an enormous resource for finding an unlimited
     variety of programs.

     Faxing

     Some systems have online fax capabilities that allow you to send a fax
     via the Internet, eliminating long-distance charges.  This is usually
     as secure as sending e-mail.

     Games

     Last, but not least, are the ever-popular door games. Everything from
     Acey Deucy to Yahtzee can be played on a BBS. Card, dice, board, word
     search, adventure, and role-playing games abound. Even the new 3-D
     rendered games are possible at connections of 14,400 bits per second
     or higher. You play these games while online against a computer
     opponent or another caller. If your BBS has more that one line, you
     can play many of these head-to-head against another person online.
     There are also many information doors such as skiing and road
     conditions, electronic magazines, stock quotes, weather, horoscope and
     matchmakers.

     Whether you are a kid stuck indoors on a rainy day, a mom with time
     between laundry loads, on lunch break at the office, disabled or
     retired, you are sure to get your fill of whatever sparks your
     interest at many of the local BBSs in your area. Why not strike up
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     your modem and discover a whole new cyber-world right in your own back
     yard?

     (Originally published in the ComputerBits magazine June, 1997)


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                       Catcalls from the Cheap Seats
                             By Luke Kolin

     Our Editor being paid me the ultimate compliment of positive mention
     in his editorial last week, and this catcaller reacted by basking in
     Bjorn's reflect glow for the better part of a week. Today I'm faced
     with my unofficial Friday deadline, and as I actually have work to do
     at the office I'm tempted to drag out my viritol-filled rant against
     Andrea Santos from several months back to fill space. Maybe not.

     I'm not sure if that battle, against the slack-jawed defenders of
     'order', is really worth fighting over and over again. In some senses,
     this freedom-loving observer isn't much different than the forlorn
     Marxist revolutionaries of yesteryear (and today's university
     professors) who sit dispiritedly while the working class outdoes
     itself in getting exploited by the capitalistic system. Ownership of
     the means of production, you say? I'd prefer ownership of the means of
     watching the WWF on a 52" screen instead!

     Not participating in any FidoNet echo conferences these days leaves me
     with somewhat of a shortage of material, as well as determining if my
     lonely print crusade is having an effect.  I think for a moment or two
     on Tuesday I was sufficiently self-gratified to believe that a
     groundswell of opposition was forming to the Policy non-change, that
     the sysops would see the idle futility of the change, and.... the
     Socialist Workers' Party nominee for president will sweep Dubya out of
     the Oval Office in two and a half years time. To quote Daddy, "Not
     Gonna Happen."

     In some senses, the sysops of FidoNet aren't much different than the
     average US sitcom viewer; they from time to time don't like to think,
     and much prefer someone else to do the thinking for them. (As an
     aside, isn't it interesting how commentators only claim that this is
     hapenning when those same folks don't agree with them?) After a long
     day at work, the average American doesn't mind plunking down in front
     of the TV and NOT trying to think for an hour or so at a time. It is
     often argued that freedom to do must encompass freedom from doing -
     the right to think freely should involve giving that right to someone
     else, who has the right to think freely on my behalf. It is much the
     same concept as arguing that a nation where voting is compulsory does
     not have a truly free ballot.

     Dissertations and moaning aside, I went looking for a current nodelist
     earlier this week, to see just how far Zone 1 had fallen. Based on the
     numbers I saw, I'd be highly interested in seeing the average distinct
     sysops names per network broken down by Zone - there's a lot of Zone 1
     networks with 1 or 2 sysops only, compared to a lot of very large
     networks in Zone 2. I'm surprised that no one has argued that the
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     latest non-amendment is merely a way of entrenching the often-claimed
     Zone 1 dominance of FidoNet from its earlier days; it looks to me like
     a Zone 1 sysop's vote is worth far more than a Zone 2 sysop's.
     However, since FidoNet still hasn't grasped the concept of the
     universal franchise, the idea of "one man, one vote" is far too much
     for this individual to ask for.

     Speaking of a lack of democracy, I should point out to our Russian
     friend, Maxim Zhukov, that the disqualification of Russian athletes is
     not related to any acts by the US government at all, and he's just
     engaging in some time-honoured Russian paranoia. He should be aware
     that the International Olympic Committee, run by that old paragon of
     Falangist democracy Juan Antonio Samaranch, was corrupt enough to make
     Lenoid Brezhnev's Soviet Union look like a Boy Scout convention. You
     weren't screwed by the United States - the IOC is scrupulously above
     petty squabbles like nationality when it decides to cheat.


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                      REBUTTALS TO PREVIOUS ARTICLES
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               Response to "Catcalls from the Cheap Shots"
                         By Andrea Santos

     It's obvious Mr. Kolin's view on the wonderous state of health care in
     the United States is painted by an ever shrinking segment of Corporate
     America. Should he ever decide to leave those hallowed halls, the
     awakening will be a cruel one.

     Mr. Kolin's sister was wise to point out that over 40 million people
     in the United States have no health insurance at all ... a looming
     National disgrace.  The only reason why it's not higher still is
     because more people now qualify for Medicaid and the CHIPS program for
     kids. Combine this group with Medicare recipients, and we're left with
     some astronomical figure like 1 in 3-4 Americans with NO health
     insurance coverage.  Those numbers should appall any reasonable
     person.

     To add insult to injury, Doctors all over the country are now turning
     away seniors,  whether recipients of Medicare or Medicaid, because of
     Federal reimbursement cuts.  In short, as baby boomers begin retiring
     this decade, we could be faced with a crisis of mass proportions,
     where Seniors will find it difficult or impossible to see a private
     Doctor.

     The 40+ million uninsured are the self-employed, full time workers at
     countless small businesses and persons holding down multiple part time
     jobs at many of America's richest corporate retail and food service
     institutions, ie., Walmart, Target, McDonald's, Burger King, tc. A
     $100.00/month contribution to ABC HMO from any of these behemouths
     will hardly make the $300.00-$400.00 monthly premiums affordable to
     someone earning $5.15-$10.00/hour.

     For the self-employed and others not covered by a company plan,
     monthly family premiums range from $500 for HMO coverage, to well over
     $1000 for "Fee for Service" with Major Medical.  IOW, these millions
     of "not smart" individuals are faced with monthly payments which often
     exceed the average monthly mortgage or rental payment and these rates
     have gone up over $50/month for 4 consecutive years with no end to the
     lunacy in sight.

     In reality, it's the corporate covered employees who are being duped.
     The rest of us have no choice but to see the inequities. The "white
     shirt, red tie, Oxford" crowd are getting nailed too but they don't
     acknowledge the severity of the problem because their "hits" are
     disguised in the form of lower wages.  Instead of a 3% annual wage
     increase, they'll receive 2%.  The "missing" 1%, which went to defray
     the annual insurance increase, never appears on the pay stub, so they
     don't miss what was never in full view.  What does appear is $10-$20
     month increase which doesn't burn as big a whole in the pocket.  This
     explains why real wages have barely budged in years.

     As for $75/month "cut price" family health insurance, Mr. Kolin knows
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     not of what he speaks or is purely dreaming because this doesn't
     exist.  Having done extensive investigation on a myriad of insurance
     plans available in my state, I will go as far as saying that yes it's
     possible to get a plan or two for about $350/month with the following
     conditions:

      - Major Medical either excluded entirely or not before a deductible
     of $2500.00 to $5000.00 is met first.  Even one hospitalization would
     likely wipe out anyone whose only affordable option is such a plan

      - No prescription drug coverage

      - No maternity coverage

      - No preexisting conditions need apply

      - A host of ailments/procedures not covered

     With coverage like this, a person in my state is better off to forgo
     insurance entirely and rely on the Public Hospital for emergencies and
     life threatening diseases and their Satellite facilities which will
     offer reduced rates based on income, while you wait up to an entire
     day to be seen by a Doctor.

     Whether the Canadian system is better or worse than ours is debatable
     to some extent, but it's not really the issue.  Healthcare in the
     United States is sufficiently broke and there isn't a politico in the
     country with the guts to stand up and demand it be fixed because it's
     going to take additional revenues that covered employees don't want to
     pay and a whole lot of reform not suitable to Insurers, Lawyers,
     Pharmaceuticals and Corporate America.

     As for Fidonet, there are no sufficient parallels.  While the Canadian
     system may not be better in terms of service, the current state of US
     healthcare has shifted over the last 20 years to a class system. Truly
     "gold plated" insurance plans where you can see any Doctor you want,
     anytime you want, and receive care at any hospital you desire are
     available to a fraction of our overall population with everyone else
     covered by Preferred Provider Organizations, Managed Care Systems,
     both of which limit choice and access, or nothing at all.  We've got
     the best hospitals and Doctors in the world, yet fewer and fewer of
     our people can avail themselves of the facilities and services without
     going broke or even dying in the process.

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                      FIDONET'S INTERNATIONAL KITCHEN
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                    Japanese Stuffed Squid #2

           1 lg Squid, about 7 inch body
           1 lb Shrimp
         1/4 lb Hot sausage
           1 ea Head Nappa cabbage
           3 ea Bok choy stalks
           3 ea Large carrots, grated
         1/4 c  Grated radish (daikon)
           1 c  Cooked short/medium rice

       More squid landed at my feet and we tried yet another way to make it
     here in Japan.  This is very close to how many here make it. When
     Charlotte saw it, she asked if it 'died because someone stuffed it'.
     (No dear, not quite <grin>).

       Clean the squid as normal (many show directions, ask me if you dont
     have a set).  Chop the veggies and shrimp up then make a filling with
     them.  Heat a large oil deepfryer or bake with frequent brushings of
     sesame oil. To deepfry, takes about 15 mins.  Baking at 350 takes
     about 25 minutes.

       These should best be served cold and in slices, 1 or 2 to a person
     unless you are Charlotte in which case you might need more!

       For a full meal, add: Udon Nabe, Green Beans blanched with black
     olives, and sweet adzuki beans over rice.

       From the kitchen of:  xxcarol


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                            CLEAN HUMOR & JOKES
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                       BASTARD OPERATOR FROM HELL #10

     I get invited to a lecture as a guest speaker in "Computing Operations
     Fund- amentals",  so  I  leave  the control room in the capable hands
     of Sam, the janitor and cruise on down.

     The lecture starts and goes ok, then there's a 10 minute period where
     students get to ask a "real operator" questions that they have about
     operations.

     I get out my pad and pen. "Before we get started" I say, "could you
     just call out your username before you ask me a question, I find it
     easier to apply your problem to terms you would understand better" The
     lecturer eats all this up - the personal touch really gets to them.
     "First Question, You over there.."

     "What do you think of the privacy of individuals on a shared system?"

     "What was your username please?"

     "CMS1103"

     Scratchy scritch< "Computer Privacy...   Hmmm.  This is a toughy
     really.  You mean stuff like reading the email between you and your
     counsellor about you not wanting to come out of the closet?"

     "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGH!"

     "AH.  Well, he seems to have left - must have picked a bad COMPLETELY
     RANDOM example.  Next question.  You, over there..."

     "CMS1136.  I was.."

     "Ah yes, 1136 the only person on campus who subscribes to
     alt.sex.buggery.by. sailors.dressed.in.mums.clothing"

     "It's purely for research purposes!"

     "I'm sure it is.  You do a lot of story posting for a researcher don't
     you?"

     "NNGggggAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHGH!"

     "Next please..."

     ...

     ..

     Two minutes later, the lecture theatre's empty. That's the problem
     with students today, they just don't want to learn.

     FIDONEWS 19-12               Page 14                  25 Mar 2002


     I go back to control and Sam's asleep at the console again.  I think
     he's after my job.  I make a mental note to tap into the salary
     database and cancel his health and accident insurance payments.  You
     can't be too careful..

     I put the phone on the hook for the first time this afternoon and it
     starts ringing almost immediately.  THAT'S IT!  I redirect it to 911
     catch a bit of shuteye.  That'll teach them.  OOPS!  Almost forgot to
     turn over the excuse calendar.  "STATIC FROM NYLON UNDERWEAR"  Nope,
     too plausable - although in some cases I could do an on-site check.
     Nah, can't be stuffed.  I'll pick another one.  "STATIC FROM PLASTIC
     SLIDE RULES"  Now THAT'S one with a challenge!

     I un-redirect the phone and drag the rubbish bin so it rests on the
     printer's stacker - another job well done.  The phone rings - this
     could be the big one!

     "Hello?"

     "Hi, Um, how do I spell-check my file?"

     "Simple, just type `spell' and the filename"

     "Thanks"

     I'm so bloody nice this morning.  Especially as I know that my version
     of spell introduces  errors  instead  of detecting them.  Things like
     changing friend to freind and vice-versa.  What the hell.

     The phone rings - it's them again.

     "There's something wrong with spell"

     "What makes you think that?"

     "Because my file is all corrupt now!"

     "That doesn't sound like spell to me.  Are you logged into thru PC?"

     "Yes, but I can.."

     "Please, leave the technical diagnosis to me...  Now, is there a
     plastic ruler somewhere on or in the desk?"

     "Um clunka<, yes..."

     "Right.  You've got a static buildup on your hard-drive caused by the
     changing electrostatic field generated by the ruler - the same one
     that makes bits of paper stick to it when you rub it up and down your
     arm..."

     DUMMY MODE ON

     "Oh.  What do I do?"

     "You know how you get paper off a ruler by hitting it on a table lots
     FIDONEWS 19-12               Page 15                  25 Mar 2002


     of times? Well do that with your PC.  Say 20 times - lift it about a
     foot off the desk & drop it."

     "Oh.  OK"

     crash<

     crash<

     crash<

     "Um, the screen went dark"

     "That's ok, it's supposed to do that - keep going.  And when you're
     finished, do the screen as well, that static may have gone up the
     wires to it."

     crash<

     crash<

     crash<...

     I hang up.   I get up and go out to the public area to put honey in
     the floppy drives when a guy who looked like Lee Harvey Oswald runs up
     to me and shoots me, only the sound comes from the machine room, and I
     can hear the ex System-Managers chuckle....

     Later, in the ambulance, I realise.  I forgot to get the guys
     username...

     Then everything goes dark


     -----------------------------------------------------------------

                   The Math Professor Problem
                         By Warren Bonner

     "A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.

     One-fifth is to go to his wife,
     one-third is to go to his son from his first marriage,
     one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity.
     Now, what does each get?"

     A student in the back of the room answered, "A lawyer?"


     -----------------------------------------------------------------

     FIDONEWS 19-12               Page 16                  25 Mar 2002


     =================================================================
                 TODD COCHRANE'S FIDONET SOFTWARE LISTING
     =================================================================


                             Fidonet Software List
                                By Todd Cochrane
     Type:

     B=BBS  D=Door  M=Mailer  T=Tosser   C=Communication (terminal)
     U=Utility  P=Point Software  I=Internet (telnet, BinkP...)

     <+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+=-=+=-=-+-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+>
     (   Software Name     ) |Type| (         Author/Contact              )
     <+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+=-=|=-=-|-=-=+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=+>
     |BBBS Home Page         |B   | b@bbbs.net                            |
     |                       |    | www.bbbs.net/                         |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |ELEBBS The Elevator    |B   | elebbs@elebbs.com                     |
     |Software Production    |    | www.elebbs.com                        |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Hermes II Project      |B   | info@HermesII.org                     |
     |                       |    | http://www.hermesii.org/              |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Maximus BBS Support    |B   | sales@lainus.com                      |
     |Page (Non Official)    |    | http://www.vector11.com/maximus/      |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |MBSE BBS               |B   | Michiel Broek                         |
     |                       |    | mbroek@users.sourceforge.net          |
     |                       |    | http://mbse.sourceforge.net           |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Mystic BBS             |B   | http://www.mysticbbs.com/mystic/      |
     |                       |    |                                       |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Nexus Bulletin         |B   | groberts@nexusbbs.net                 |
     |Board System           |    | http://www.nexusbbs.net/              |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Proboard, Searchlight, |BC  | info@telegrafix.com                   |
     |Telegrafix             |    | http://www.telegrafix.com             |
     |Communications         |    | 540-678-4050                          |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |RemoteAccess           |B   | Bruce Morse                           |
     |Central                |    | bfmorse@rapro.com                     |
     |                       |    | http://www.rapro.com/                 |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Spitfire BBS           |B   | MDWoltz@AOL.COM                       |
     |Buffalo Creek Software |    |http://www.angelfire.com/ia/buffalo/   |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Synchronet BBS         |BT  | sysop@vert.synchro.net                |
     |                       |    | http://www.synchro.net                |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Telegard BBS           |B   | support@telegard.net                  |
     |                       |    | http://www.telegard.net/              |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Wildcat Interactive    |BTMI| sales@santronics.com                  |
     |Net Server             |    | http://www.santronics.com             |
     FIDONEWS 19-12               Page 17                  25 Mar 2002


     |Plantinum Express      |    |(305)248-3204                          |
     |                       |    | Santronics Inc.                       |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Bentstone Capabilities |D   | info@stonebenders.com                 |
     |Group                  |    | http://www.srupc.com/mall             |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Jibben Software        |D   | scott@jibben.com                      |
     |                       |    | http://www.jibbensoftware.com/        |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |JNS Software Door Games|D   | Rusty Johnson                         |
     |                       |    | rustyjohnson57@hotmail.com            |
     |                       |    | 304-733-0113                          |
     |                       |    | http://www.geocities.com/jnssoftware/ |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Legend Of The Red      |D   |                                       |
     |Dragon Reborn          |    |                                       |
     |(L.O.R.D.)             |    | http://www.lordlegacy.org/            |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |PC Pursuits            |D   |brucep@pop.kis.net                     |
     |                       |    |(301)240-6653                          |
     |                       |    |http://www.pcpursuits.com/products.htm |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |S and T Software       |D   |Mark Bappe                             |
     |                       |    |mark.bappe@bozax.iainc.net             |
     |                       |    |(770)788-6843                          |
     |                       |    |http://bozax.iainc.net/public/         |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Shinning Star BBS Doors|D   |nannette@shiningstar.net               |
     |                       |    |http://www.shiningstar.net/bbsdoors/   |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Sunrise Door Software  |D   |Al Lawerence                           |
     |                       |    |al@sunrisedoors.com                    |
     |                       |    |(404)256-9518                          |
     |                       |    |http://www.sunrisedoors.com/           |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |The Brainex System     |D   |info@brainex.com                       |
     |                       |    |http://www.brainex.com/brainex_system/ |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Trade Wars Door Game   |D   |jpritch@eisonline.com                  |
     |                       |    |http://www.eisonline.com/tradewars/    |
     |                       |    |1:299/110                              |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Vagabond Software      |D   |Bryan Turner                           |
     |                       |    |vagabond@darktech.org                  |
     |                       |    |http://vagabond.virtualave.net/        |
     |                       |    |1:124/7013                             |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |FMail Support          |T   |wijnstra@fmail.nl.eu.org               |
     |                       |    |http://fmail.nl.eu.org/                |
     |                       |    |2:280/1076                             |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Squish Tosser          |T   |http://www.lanius.com/squish.htm       |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Argus RITLABS          |M   |argus@ritlabs.com                      |
     |                       |    |373-2-246889                           |
     |                       |    |http://www.ritlabs.com/argus/          |
     FIDONEWS 19-12               Page 18                  25 Mar 2002


     |                       |    |2:469/84                               |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |FrontDoor              |MTPC|Definite Solutions                     |
     |FrontDoor APX          |    |sales@defsol.se                        |
     |Mailer/Point Software  |    |http://www.defsol.se/                  |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |BeeMail Home Page      |M   |http://beemail.gexonline.net           |
     |                       |    |Stephen Proffit                        |
     |                       |    |1:211/405                              |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |BinkleyTerm XE         |M   |http://btxe.sourceforge.net/           |
     |Frontend Mailer        |    |                                       |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |BinkD                  |MI  |maloff@corbina.net                     |
     |                       |    |http://2f.ru/binkd/                    |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Fidogate               |UIT |Martin_Junius@m-j-s.net                |
     |                       |    |http://www.fidogate.org/               |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Fidonet to Internet    |IM  |Bo Bendtsen                            |
     |Mailer                 |    |sales@terminate.com                    |
     |                       |    |http://www.terminate.com/fido2int.htm  |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |GiGo Software          |UI  |http://www.gigo.com/                   |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Internet Rex           |IM  |cruden@cs.ualberta.ca                  |
     |                       |    |http://plaza.v-wave.com/InternetRex/   |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Tmail                  |IM  |http://www.tmail.spb.ru/index-19.htm   |
     |(Russian /w English DL)|    |                                       |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |TransX Multiboard      |M   |support@multiboard.com                 |
     |Communications Inc.    |    |http://www.multiboard.com/software/    |
     |                       |    |transx.html                            |
     |                       |    |1:2401/305                             |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |TransNet               |I   |transnet@ressl.com.ar                  |
     |                       |    |http://www.ressl.com.ar/transnet/      |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Watergate              |I   |ramon@sbbs.se                          |
     |                       |    |http://www2.sbbs.se/hp/ramon/          |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |JetSys-Home of JetMail |TU  |http://www.jetsys.de/                  |
     |JetStat and other Atari|    |                                       |
     |Fidonet utilities      |    |                                       |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |APoint (Author)        |P   |http://www.apoint.websale.net/index.htm|
     |                       |    |http://www.apoint-mail.de (Co-Autho)   |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |CrossPoint             |P   |("Original" version)                   |
     |                       |    |http://www.crosspoint.de               |
     |                       |    |http://www.apoint-mail.de              |
     |                       |    |(OpenXP Projekt)                       |
     |                       |    |http://www.openxp.com (English)        |
     |                       |    |http://www.openxp.de (German)          |
     |                       |    |CrossPoint (XP2 Team)                  |
     FIDONEWS 19-12               Page 19                  25 Mar 2002


     |                       |    |http://www.xp2.de                      |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |WinPoint95             |P   |http://www.schenksmir.de/wp/english    |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |The OpenXP CrossPoint  |P   |http://www.happyarts.de/xp             |
     |Projekt                |    |                                       |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |Terminate Terminal     |P   |http://www.terminate.com               |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     |PPoint-FTS compatible  |P   |http://www.alcuf.ca/ppoint.htm         |
     |E-Mail System          |    |                                       |
     |-----------------------|----|---------------------------------------|
     \====================================================================/

     -----------------------------------------------------------------

     FIDONEWS 19-12               Page 20                  25 Mar 2002


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     FIDONEWS 19-12               Page 21                  25 Mar 2002


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         Fido-IP:  http://home.nrh.de/fido/ (English/German)
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                          Fidonet Via Internet Hubs



     Node#      | Operator          | Facilities (*) | Speed,| Basic Rate
                |                   |                |latency|
     -----------+-------------------+----------------+-------+------------
     Zone 1     |                   |                |       |
       10/3     | Brenda Donovan    | FTP,UUE,BinkP  | 384K,30| n/c
       10/345   | Todd Cochrane     | FTP,BinkP,VMOT | T1,!  | n/c
       18/500   | Ross Cassell      | FTP, BinkP     |128K+,!| n/c
      103/5     | Mark Luetger      | BinkP          | CABLE | n/c
      103/301   | Joe Jared         | BinkP,FTP,NFS  | 384k,!| n/c
      103/401   | Warren Bonner     | BinkP          | aDSL,!| n/c
      105/8     | Russ Johnson      | FTP,BinkP,VMoT | 384k  | n/c
      105/72    | Larry James       | FTP, BinkP     | aDSL  | $50/yr
      106/1     | Steve Loupe       | BinkP, FTP     | 768k  | FREE
      106/2000  | Bob Juge        | BinkP VMoT FTP TX| ???   | n/c
      106/6018  | Lawrence Garvin   | FTP, VMoT      | aDSL,60| n/c
      107/453   | Jeffrey Estevez| FTP,BinkP,VMoT,UUE| 56k,60| $10 mo.
      134/11    | Michael Grant  | FTP, BinkP, VMoT UUE, IFCICO,TransX
     FIDONEWS 19-12               Page 22                  25 Mar 2002


                                                    aDSL, 60 | n/c
      138/146   | Marc Blakely      | BinkP,FTP      | ???   | n/c
      140/1     | Bob Seaborn       | FTP,BinkP      | T3,30 | $5/$16
      142/906   | Chris Griffin     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      150/220   | Dave Nemeth       | UUE            | ???   | n/c
      153/7715  | Dallas Hinton     | BinkD, FTP     | CABLE | ???
      167/133   | Stephen Monteith  | BinkP          | 128k+ | n/c
      167/166   | Jesse Dooling     | POP? UUE TX FTP| ???   | n/c
      218/109   | Matt Munson       | BinkP,UUE,TX   | 33.6k | n/c
      220/10    | groberts|nexusbbs.net |BinkP,FTP,UUE|1.5M+ | n/c
      229/1     | Phil Simpson      | BinkP UUE FTP  | ???   | n/c
      229/2000  | Robert Couture    |BinkP FTP UUE TX| ???   |
      229/622   | Dave Hamilton     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      249/116   | Carl Austin Bennett | FTP, UUE    |ADSL,60 | n/c
      250/98    | Darin McBride     | BinkP FTP TX   | ???   | n/c
      250/99    | Brent McLaren     | FTP BinkP      | ???   | n/c
      250/102   | Darin McBride     | BinkP FTP      | ???   | n/c
      267/169   | Philip Lozier     | FTP TX         | ???   | n/c
      261/1380  | Joe Davis         | UUE TX         | ???   | n/c
      275/311   | Shannon Talley|FTP,BinkP,FTP,VMoT,QWK| T1  |n/c
      280/169   | Brian Greenstreet | FTP            | 33.6  | $2mo.
      297/11    | Michael McCabe    | TX             | ???   | n/c
      323/120   | Craig Healy       | VMoT FTP       | ???   | n/c
      342/3     | Richard Dodsworth | BinkP,FTP      | 128K+ | n/c
      360/5     | Bennie Hutto      | FTP VMoT       | aDSL  | n/c
      379/1     | Dale Ross         | FTP, BinkP,UUE | 256K+,! n/c
      379/1200  | Chris Cranford    | BinkP FTP TX   | ???   | n/c
      395/670   | Arthur Stark      | BinkP VMoT FTP | ???   | n/c
      396/45    | Marc Lewis        |BinkP FTP UUE TX| ADSL  | n/c
      396/48    | Ben Ritchey       | UUE:BFDS?      | 33.6k | n/c
     2215/300   | Dennis Haddox     | UUE,TX         | CABLE | n/c
     2320/38    | Janis Kracht      | BinkP FTP      | ???   | n/c
     2410/400   | Gary Gilmore      | FTP BinkP      | 384K,60| n/c
     2410/213   | Kevin Bentz       | FTP, BinkP, UUE| Cable | n/c
     2604/104   | Jim Mclaughlin    | FTP,VMoT,UUE   | 33.6  | $1mo
     2624/306   | David Calafrancesco  | VMoT        | 33.6  | n/c
     3613/1275  | @ jyates@bsdi.ldl.net | UUE,FTP    | 28.8  | n/c
     3407/4     | Robert Todd    |FTP,VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 57.6k | n/c
     3632/84    | Robert Todd    |FTP,VMoT,UUE,BinkP | 57.6k | n/c
     3830/5     | Jeff Schrunk      |BinkP FTP TX UUE| ???   | n/c
     --------------------------------------------------------------
     Zone 2     |
       20/11    | Henrik Lindhe     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
       22/222   | Kim Heino         | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
       28/1     | Lody Caenen       | BinkP FTP      | ???   | n/c
       31/1     | Gabriel Plutzar   | BinkP          | T1+   | n/c
       37/37    | Gabor Z. Papp     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
       47/999   | Andrej Kirejev    | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
       53/558   |Vladimir Hrusca|POP,VMoT,UUE,BinkP,ifcico|2mbs|??
      201/329   | Mats Wallin       | VMoT TX        | ???   | n/c
      201/505   | Goran Eriksson    | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      201/600   | Hkan Andersson   |BinkP,FTP       |512kbps| n/c
      203/600   | Mikael Karlsson   |BinkP,FTP,TX,UUE| 512k  | n/c
      211/37    | Torbjorn Mohn     | BinkP          | 8/2mb | n/c
      221/360   | Tommi Koivula     | BinkP,UUE      | ???   | n/c
      236/205   | Michael Kaaber    | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     FIDONEWS 19-12               Page 23                  25 Mar 2002


      240/6298  | Steve Tell        | BinkP UUE      | ???   | n/c
      246/2098  | Volker Imre       | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      252/110   | David Rance       | UUE            | ???   | n/c
      255/90    | Simon Avery       | UUE            | ???   | n/c
      263/950   | Sean Rima         | TX UUE         | ???   | n/c
      280/1027  | Lukas de Groen    | BinkP FTP      | ???   | n/c
      280/1601  | Jeroen VanDeLeur  | FTP,UUE        | 64k   | n/c
      280/4312  | Jos Huijnen   | BinkP ifcico UUE TX| ???   | n/c
      280/5003  | Kees van Eeten    | BinkP ifcico   | ???   | n/c
      292/620   | Eddy Missoul      | VMoT, UUE,BinkP| 64k   | n/c
      292/624   | Steven Leeman     | UUE            | 64k   | n/c
      292/854   | Ward Dossche      | BinkP UUE TX   | ???   | n/c
      292/907   | Bart Verhaeghe    | BinkP,VMoT,UUE | 64K   | n/c
      292/2003  | Eric Vaneberck    | BinkP          | 768k  | n/c
      301/1     | Peter Witschi     | BinkP          | 768k  | n/c
      332/807   | Roberto Mascolo   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      333/0     | M Gianformaggio   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      335/534   | Mario Mure        | BinkP,VMot,UUE | 64k   | n/c
      335/610   | Gino Lucrezi      | UUE            | 33.6  | n/c
      341/14    | Rafael Suarez     | BinkP VMoT     | ???   | n/c
      341/51    | Jose.Maria Tejada | VMoT           |       |
      341/66    | Angel Ripoll      | VMoT           |       |
      343/168   | Jose Casanova     | VMoT           |       |
      344/201   | Julio Garcia      | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      346/3     | Carlos Navarro    | UUE            | ???   | n/c
      347/1     | Javi Polo         | UUE            |       |
      348/105   | Alejandro Estraviz| BinkP UUE      |       |
      382/100   | Sinisa Burina     | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
      400/555   | Ofir Michaeli     | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
      400/557   | Marius Kaizerman  | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
      423/81    | Milos Bajer       | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      461/256   | Andrew Rutkas     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
      461/640   | Alex Semenyaka    |BinkP ifcico UUE| ???   | n/c
      465/204   | Va Milushnikov    | BinkP          | 33.6k | n/c
      469/84    | Max Masyutin      | VMoT           | 256k  | n/c
      469/128   | Oleg Vasenyoff    | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
      480/112   | Adam Sarapata| FTP, VMoT, UUE,BinkP| 128k  | n/c
      550/4077  | Serguei Trouchelle| UUE            | ----- | n/c
     2410/201   | Karsten Ebeling   | BinkP UUE      | ???   | n/c
     2411/413   | Dennis Dittrich   | UUE,BinkP      | 64k   | n/c
     2432/200   | Sven Dueker       | BinkP TX UUE   | ???   | n/c
     2446/301   | Lothar Behet  | BinkP,VMoT,UUE,FTP | 64K   | n/c
     2474/275   | Christian Emig    | UUE            | 64k   | unkn
     2487/3000  | Steffen Gross     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     5002/5002  | Victor Belyakov   | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     5014/4     | Alex Bagmanov     | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
     5020/52    | Peter Didenko     | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     5020/54    | Serge Wizgounoff  | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
     5020/69    | B Chernivetsky    | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     5020/238   | Sergey Gubanov    | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     5030/115   | Andrey Podkolzin  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     5030/1251  | K Stepanekov      | UUE            | ???   | n/c
     5100/8     | Egons Bush        | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     5020/1159  | Gennady Kudryashoff | UUE          | 33.6  | n/c
     5049/12    | Amir Shabashvili  | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     5054/3     | Andrew Popov      | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
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     5080/80    | Eugene Zorin      | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
     5083/21    | Alexander Uskov   | BinkP,ifcico   | ???   | n/c
     5090/2     | Andrew Titov      | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     5100/8     | Egons Bush        | BinkP          | ???   | n/c
     --------------------------------------------------------------
     Zone 3
      633/260   | Malcolm Miles     | FTP,BinkP      | 64K   | n/c
      640/954   | Rick Van Ruth     | FTP,VMot,UUE,BinkP| 56K| n/c
      712/311   | Bob James         | TX             | ???   | n/c
      774/605   | Barry Blackford|BinkP,VMoT:10023,ifcico,FTP |33.6| n/c
     --------------------------------------------------------------
     Zone 4
      801/161   | Renato Zambon     | UUE            | 33.6  |n/c
      902/18    | Javier Tejedor    | UUE            | 33,6  | n/c
     --------------------------------------------------------------
     Zone 6
       65/3000  | Lawrence Fan      | UUE            | 33600 | free
      653/1009  | Maorong Chen      | UUE            | ???   | free
      654/0     | Bin Li            | UUE,BinkP      | 33600 | free
      654/1501  | Lawrence Fan      | UUE,BinkP      | 28800 | free

     --
     * FTP    = Internet File Transfer Protocol
     * VMoT   = Virtual Mailer over Telnet (various)
     * UUE    = uuencode<->email type transfers
     * BinkP  = front end mailer for TCPIP networks
     * TX     = TransX
     * NFS    = Linux Networking
     * ifcico = ifcico-compatible virtual mailer
     * QWK    = Quick Packets/Offline mailer "networking" capable
     ----------------------------------------------
     Fidonet oriented news servers

     news.fidotel.com (currently offline)
     news.osirusoft.com
     news.tardis.net
     nntp://fido.bitsoft.ro
     nntp://bbs.bitsoft.ro

     Fidonet oriented chat rooms.

     room #fidonet  5PM (PDT 11AM GMT) Sundays
     irc.osirusoft.com  (Peers wanted)
     irc.sinoptix.ro : malay, chinesse, english, #fido, #fidonet, #wwb
     irc.bitsoft.ro : 6667 russian, english, hebrew, #fido, #wwb
     irc.tsua.net : 6668 russian, english #fido

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                             SPECIAL INTEREST
     =================================================================

                         Nodelist Stats

      Input nodelist  nodelist.081
                size  1120.8kb
                date  2002-03-24

      The nodelist has  10084 nodes in it
        and a total of  12991 non-comment entries

              including     6 zones
                           65 regions
                          472 hosts
                          697 hubs
         admin overhead  1240 ( 12.30 %)

                    and   909 private nodes
                          335 nodes down
                          423 nodes on hold
      off line overhead  1667 ( 16.53 %)


      Speed summary:

               >9600 =    925 (  9.17 %)
                9600 =   8634 ( 85.62 %)
                              (HST  =  184 or   2.13 %)
                              (CSP  =    1 or   0.01 %)
                              (PEP  =   12 or   0.14 %)
                              (MAX  =    0 or   0.00 %)
                              (HAY  =    1 or   0.01 %)
                              (V32  = 4843 or  56.09 %)
                              (V32B =  515 or   5.96 %)
                              (V34  = 5749 or  66.59 %)
                              (V42  = 4717 or  54.63 %)
                              (V42B =  538 or   6.23 %)
                2400 =    108 (  1.07 %)
                1200 =      6 (  0.06 %)
                 300 =    411 (  4.08 %)

                ISDN =   1063 ( 10.54 %)

     ----------------------------------------------------------
      File Req Flag   Applicable software     Number of systems
     ----------------------------------------------------------
      XA              Frontdoor <1.99b             3684
                      Frontdoor  2.02+
                      Dutchie 2.90c
                      Binkleyterm >2.1
                      D'Bridge <1.3
                      TIMS
                      Xenia
     --------------------------------------
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      XB              Binkleyterm 2.0                 8
                      Dutchie 2.90b
     --------------------------------------
      XC              Opus 1.1                       10
     --------------------------------------
      XP              Seadog                          6
     --------------------------------------
      XR              Opus 1.03                      62
     --------------------------------------
      XW              Fido >12M                     401
                      Tabby
                      KittenMail
     --------------------------------------
      XX              D'Bridge 1.30                4466
                      Frontdoor 1.99b
                      Intermail 2.01
                      T-Mail
     --------------------------------------
      None            QMM                          1447
     --------------------------------------

      CrashMail capable =   3308 ( 32.80 %)
      MailOnly nodes    =   5450 ( 54.05 %)
      Listed-only nodes =    790 (  7.83 %)
      Other             =    536 (  5.32 %)

      [Report produced by NETSTATS - A PD pgm available from 1:106/100]
      [                                 Revised by B Felten, 2:203/208]

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